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thayerslayer · 9 days
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For my Spacedemon lovers out there
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thayerslayer · 9 days
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I don’t think he likes that idea
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thayerslayer · 2 months
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SINGER LOOKS LIKE AN EGG
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thayerslayer · 2 months
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I’m thinking I might just watch this on repeat for the next 8 hours.
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thayerslayer · 2 months
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Ace: This... uh, is this scarf the one I gave you?
Peter: Yep.
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thayerslayer · 2 months
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What your favorite KISS member says about you
Based on the tiktok trend but with my own opinions thrown in. Please don't take anything said too seriously lol.
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If your favorite is Paul, no it's not, your favorite is Starchild. You think he's the hottest hunk your eyes have ever laid on and you want nothing more than to make out with Paul Stanley. You want to ruin his makeup don't you? Whore (lovingly). If you like old man Paul too then you're just a Paul Stanley simp I am so sorry there's no escape for you-
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If your favorite is Gene there's two ways this can go, number 1 is go die if you're an elitist, number 2 is he's a solid middle option, and you enjoy his theatrics, aka the fire breathing, blood spitting, it's all very metal to you. You don't shit on other members aside from Mark and you just enjoy KISS as it is, and that's honestly fair and I respect that.
Edit: The only other reason your favorite could be Gene is because you have a major size kink, probably wanna be a princess in a castle getting ruined by a giant demon kinda thing.
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If your favorite is Peter you probably don't like Paul or Gene, but you like everyone else, maybe not Tommy and Eric Singer, and that's honestly fair. You get along with the Eric Carr fans too but you really just want the 9 inch catman dick. I know what you are. You think he's chill, and honestly I have no quarrel with Peter fans.
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If your favorite is Ace, you guys are usually very nice people, and you either have ADHD, Autism, or something else man, idk what to tell you. This is every neuro divergent's favorite, aside from Eric Singer. The LGBT community also seems to cling to him I've noticed. The gays like the man built like a beanpole. You're low key obsessed with Ace and his spaceman aesthetic and honestly I don't judge, he's funny as all hell.
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If your favorite is Anton Fig, y'know that's kinda rare, and I don't know what all to say to Anton Fig fans. Where are you guys? Like seriously, where are you all hiding?
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If your favorite is Eric Carr... one word for you: SLUT. You're either very shy but secretly a freak or a freak that wants to fuck the one who looks shy and is actually a freak. If you didn't know by now, he's a fucking freak man, and I mean that in the most loving way possible. You adored the cute fox makeup grin and short drummer vibe and then fucking drooled as the 80's progressed. You wanna fuck him soooo bad. OOOO you wanna fuck him- Also not a fan of Paul, but you won't force your hate for Paul down the Paul fans' throats.
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If your favorite is Vinnie you're also a slut for him. I don't know what to tell you. You really love the androgyny he's got going on, and you think current Vinnie is very fuckable as well. Some of the most reserved people I've met as well, much like Vinnie himself, and you're in some private facebook fan group. Vinnie fans are like a cult, honestly.
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If your favorite is Mark, no it's not. I mean that. No one's favorite is Mark. We all hate Mark.
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If your favorite is Bruce, you know what, I love you. Everyone likes Bruce, I mean no one hates him for any reason, he's low key chill, and he's just making pancakes with his wife. People who's favorite is Bruce are the exact same, they get along with everyone, they enjoy everything, and I respect that. Some of the best people you meet are Bruce fans.
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If your favorite is Eric Singer you're probably neuro divergent. I think every Eric Singer fan I've met has autism, but they're very funny people, and usually artistically talented. You fight off the longtime fans that shit on Eric and Tommy daily, you might like the comics, probably have a lot of merch, have been to a concert at least once, and you have the energy of a fuckin chihuahua that snorted pixie sticks. Love you guys.
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If your favorite is Tommy Thayer, you have daddy issues so badly and you think he's baby girl. He's built like a refrigerator. You know I'm being so real when I say that Tommy fans will defend him to the end and have some size kink. You like when a big, tall man is towering over you, or you want to DOMINATE that big, tall man. You're short.
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thayerslayer · 3 months
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Sorry guys, I've literally been swamped all month with packing and moving and more packing and then work and the holidays that my KISS project had to be put on hold. It sucks, but being an adult be like that sometimes.
Merry KISSmas! 💜❤💚💙🧡💛🖤💚💙
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thayerslayer · 4 months
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I will be making something for KISS' Grand Finale so be warned! 50 years of the most amazing band ever. From new friends, lovers, an entire shrine, and so much joy. Thank you KISS for being there my entire life. God Gave Rock and Roll to all of us, but especially you ❤
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thayerslayer · 4 months
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Cute moment between Paul and Tommy at yesterdays show 11/29 ❤️
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thayerslayer · 4 months
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"Little girl...What would you like for Christmas?"
😳You to stop talking like that before I come over there and ride you like a goddamn horse in a rodeo😳
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thayerslayer · 4 months
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I'm Alive
Just moving
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thayerslayer · 4 months
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Gene was seriously daddy af in this era
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thayerslayer · 4 months
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You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht Your hat strategically dipped below one eye Your scarf it was apricot You had one eye in the mirror, as you watched yourself gavotte And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner They'd be your partner and
You're so vain You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain I bet you think this song is about you
Don't you?
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thayerslayer · 5 months
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Bruce did him so dirty for posting this dawg 😭
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thayerslayer · 5 months
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Happy 63rd birthday to the ultimate baby girl
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thayerslayer · 5 months
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Purple haze all in my brain Lately things, they don't seem the same Acting funny, but I don't know why 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky Purple haze all around Don't know if I'm coming up or down Am I happy or in misery? Whatever it is, that girl put a spell on me
Oh no, Purple Haze
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thayerslayer · 5 months
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Summer's gone and so are you See the sky electrocute A thousand boys that look like you Cover my eyes eletric blue
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