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I like how Murray included Makeovers, inb4 Murray goes to a sleepover and gets his nails done.

“THE MURRAY IS AS BEAUTIFUL AS HE IS HANDSOME!! GENDER ROLES DON’T APPLY TO THE MURRAY!”

#birds-multimuse

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Murray gets it, love yourself ho

“YOU ARE YOUR OWN BEST FRIEND. YOU GOTTA TREAT YOURSELF LIKE YOU WOULD TREAT YOUR BEST FRIEND. LOOK AT ME! I’M GREAT!”

#Anonymous

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hoopsheartthrob‌:

“… Nobody ever lets me have any fun.” 

“That stuff isn’t ‘fun’. You know what’s really fun??”

“MONSTER TRUCK RALLYS!!! DEMOLITION DERBYS!!! BUSTIN’ A GUY IN THE CHOPS FOR HARASSING PEOPLE!!! EATING FOOD!! MAKEOVERS!! MOVIES!!! THE THRILL OF ADVENTURE IN YOUR BLOOD AS YOU DRIVE THE GETAWAY VAN AFTER A HUGE HEIST!!! THATS. WHAT’S FUN!” 

#hoopsheartthrob #listen to him lola #he went to therapy

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#'THE MURRAY; The Heart Is The Strongest Muscle'

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hoopsheartthrob‌:

“… Well, it’s automatically not as funny if I gotta explain it.” 

“You know what! You’re Right! That does make it less funny!”

“-Almost as not funny as making fun of yourself which lowers your self esteem and self worth.”

#hoopsheartthrob

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#'THE MURRAY; The Heart Is The Strongest Muscle'

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hoopsheartthrob‌:

“It makes sense, me bein’ so funny, y’know?”

“—-  ♫ ‘Cuz I’m a huge JOKE. ♫” 

“....uh...”

“I don’t get it.”

#hoopsheartthrob

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Takeo demonstrating how to properly deal with victim blaming predators. 

My LOVE Story!! Ep. 01

#this anime is just #murray to a fucking tee #'THE MURRAY; The Heart Is The Strongest Muscle'

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me: has barely to no ships here me: ok but ship where murray falls for a super sweet animal that’s like teeny compared to him THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE, IM WEAK MAN

#'OOC; She Honestly Has No Self Control'

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Barley + talking with his hands

#'THE MURRAY; The Heart Is The Strongest Muscle' #Onward Spoilers

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smoodlemuse‌:

    “ i’m sure anything i can learn from the murray would be a good thing. whenever you have time, i wouldn’t mind doing some of that.. uh.. body and soul stuff. ”

“Of course, Sly! Anytime! Anywhere! Anything for you! All ya’ gotta do is ask, and THE MURRAY will deliver!”

#soft bros #smoodlemuse

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Murray is the emotional core of the cooper gang and i will die on this hill

#he loves his brothers so much #'OOC; She Honestly Has No Self Control'

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Oh, and he told me to give you this.

#'THE MURRAY; The Heart Is The Strongest Muscle' #'Sly; Sneaky Little Buddy' #'Bentley; Brainy Little Buddy' #'BROTP; The Murray & Bentley; Brains & Brawn Are The Best Combo!' #'BROTP; The Murray & Sly; There Ain't Nobody Better Than My Pal' #onward spoilers

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pure boy do a dance!!

#baby boy #'THE MURRAY; The Heart Is The Strongest Muscle'

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rcspecialist‌:

“Guess this means we can call you the love guru then, huh, pal?”

“I mean. If you want??? I’m just a guru!”

#rcspecialist #i mean tbh #jksafjlakdsf

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smoodlemuse‌:

    “ romantic love is overrated anyways. a hard day’s work is worth more than anythin’ love can give you. ”

What’s that? 

Is that the smell of....a troubled soul in need of guidance??? 

FEAR NOT, THE MURRAY WILL SHOW YOU THE WAY.

“WHAT’RE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! LOVE ISN’T OVERRATED! LOVE IS THE BEST! I LOVE MYSELF AND MY BROTHERS AND MY FRIENDS MORE THAN ANYTHING! SURE, WORKING’S FINE OR WHATEVER- BUT IT CAN’T GIVE YOU THE WARM FUZZIES LIKE SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT!”

#smoodlemuse

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sb: how old are you murray?

Murray: I’M 33!

sb: and...you’ve never been on a date or dated?

Murray: NOPE!

#we love a boy who's confident in himself and his self worth #'OOC; She Honestly Has No Self Control'