Like to make memes/thirst memes. Mainly of John Wick. Some of the memes/thirst memes is just things I came up with (after a nap or a 12 am).
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the-abyss-of-fandoms · 7 days ago
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Y/N full on crying: Why would you care about what I THINK?!
John wraps his arms around them rests his chin on their head: Because I want you.... [Whispers softly] I want you and only you.
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the-abyss-of-fandoms · 9 days ago
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Y/N on their period: A minor inconvenience occurs.
Y/N looks over their staircase: Do you think a fall from this height could kill me?
John: Who do I need to beat the sh* out of?
Y/N tearing up: We've run out of dino nuggies.
John:
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the-abyss-of-fandoms · 10 days ago
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Me while watching the Matrix after becoming a John Wick Simp: Lawrence Fishburne really said "Wherever you go Keanu, I'm always with you." After the Matrix huh.
Me internally while the Matrix keeps playing: Oh shit I am Lawrence Fishburne.
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the-abyss-of-fandoms · 10 days ago
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If John Wick payed you $20 Million dollars to be his wife. Would you take it?
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Y/N: That man could pay me $2 in pennies put the pennies in socks. Slap me with them, put me in a coma for 30 years. And I would still say YES!
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the-abyss-of-fandoms · a month ago
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Y/N dressed cute af for Disneyland looking at everything in awe: John be honest with me. Did you bring me here to spoil me or for me to break my die-. [Is handed a Pineapple Dole Whip and churros]
John has more Disneyland food and merch in his arms: I brought you here to have fun. The diet is ridiculous because I love you whether you're chubby or skinny sweetheart.
Y/N starts to tear up: Let's go on Splash Mountain.
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the-abyss-of-fandoms · a month ago
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Things said while I watched Parabellum with my little brother
Me: I want to see John Wick kill someone with a bottle cap.
Brother: Why is he the best assassin?
Me: Because he's John Wick.
Brother: That is not an answer!
Brother: John probably killed JFK.
Brother: Do the dogs die? ANSWER ME!
Me: Just watch!
Brother: He lost his finger? Now he can only do the Spiderman hand.
Me for the rest of the film:
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the-abyss-of-fandoms · a month ago
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John checks on Y/N:
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Y/N chews on some popcorn: Are you looking for a wife?
John: What?
Y/N: You know a wife.
John: I am fighting for our lives right now.
Y/N: So no?
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the-abyss-of-fandoms · a month ago
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Friend: You just need to meet a nice guy. Here. (Pulls out their phone hands it to Y/N) What about this guy?
Y/N: Mmm too basic.
Friend takes their phone back shows them this:
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Y/N smiling widely: Oh yeah. I could call him daddy.
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the-abyss-of-fandoms · a month ago
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Y/N trying to find a sugar daddy: Hey John what's that guys name that came by the house the other day?
John confused looks up from his book: Aurelio?
Y/N shaking their head: Not Aurelio I meant the Italian guy.
John starts getting a bad feeling: Santino D'Antonio. Why do you ask?
Y/N looks away from their husband to quickly text on their phone: I just wanted to know.
John: He is a mob boss swee-.
Y/N now texting @ lighting speed: Say no more.
Text: You need a womans touch in your place. Baby worship my hips and waist. I touch your soul when you hear me say Boy let me be your woman.
John has taken his wife's phone and looks at the sent text: Am I going to have to restrain you?
Y/N flustered: Is that a promise?
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the-abyss-of-fandoms · a month ago
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I just want John Wick is that too much to ask? I have all these streaming services and not ONE has him. Sm hate to my husband 😢.
I don't want to set up my old DVD player to watch my DVD's of it either.
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