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Do dentists ever forget to floss their teeth? And if so, do they have a dentist that makes them feel guilty?

#I literally have anxiety about going to the dentist because theyre going to be mad at me for not flossing #I swear I lost my floss and then I forgot for 6 months #like gosh dang Im sorry

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I maintain that this is the greatest joke I've ever made, or will ever make.

Ed Gein in tears: can you *please* get your hand out of my shirt?

Me stifling laughter: am I...am I getting under your skin?

#laugh i'm funny #im funny #funny #jokes

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I wonder if the people who give bibles to people in the drive thru realize they either get thrown out, or just lay around doing nothing...

#oh look mommy #I got a bible! #my manager and I talked about just giving the ones we get out as the toys in kid's meals

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Ed Gein in tears: can you *please* get your hand out of my shirt?

Me stifling laughter: am I...am I getting under your skin?

#ed gein #serial killer #and then he kills me #cereal #cereal killer

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Honestly, if you feel the need to constantly remind everyone that men are biologically stronger then I automatically assume you have a fragile man ego and you constantly need your mommy to tell you what a handsome and strong boy you are to keep afloat mentally.

#men be like #feminism #womanism #woman #women #sup dudes

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Zeus: I will not show favoritism to my children, as the king of the gods, it would not be responsible of me.

Poseidon: oh, my favorite? 100% Percy, he's my main man, my main dude, my bro, love that guy *chefs kiss*

#percy jackson #rick riordan #heroes of olympus #greek gods

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*the Greek gods discussing how they helped in the final battle against gaia*

Zeus: I weilded a lightning bolt and struck fear into the giants with my son

Athena: together, with my daughter, I was able to fiercly destroy the giants

Poseidon: I weilded a trident alongside my good dude Percy and struck down our enemies

Ares: ME AND MY SON DESTROYED THOSE GIANT SCUM

Hepheastus: I was right behind my son building the giant's doom

Hecate: I helped my student, Hazel, vanquish the giants

Hades: I sent those giants straight back to tarturus

Aphrodite: I threw down some rose petals

The other gods:

Aphrodite: and provided strong words of encouragement

#percy jackson #jason grace #frank zhang #hazel levesque #leo valdez #greek gods #rick riordan

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Bob my son...

Continuing the heroes of olympus series, the romans are apparently closing in on camp half-blood, and I just hope that I get to see Octavion meeting Rachel, and he's like, "as a son of Apollo, I have the gift of prophecy through sacrifice, what do you Greeks have? Trolol" and then Rachel's like, "uh, yah, I'm not related to Apollo, he just gave me the gift of prophecy, and I don't need to make sacrifices, they just sort of come to me." And then Octavion pretends it's pathetic or whatever and later asks Apollo why he would favor some mortal over his own son, and then Apollo just laughs.

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Oh no

Continuing the heroes of olympus series, the romans are apparently closing in on camp half-blood, and I just hope that I get to see Octavion meeting Rachel, and he's like, "as a son of Apollo, I have the gift of prophecy through sacrifice, what do you Greeks have? Trolol" and then Rachel's like, "uh, yah, I'm not related to Apollo, he just gave me the gift of prophecy, and I don't need to make sacrifices, they just sort of come to me." And then Octavion pretends it's pathetic or whatever and later asks Apollo why he would favor some mortal over his own son, and then Apollo just laughs.

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Oh gosh, if anything happens to Bob the world will pay

Continuing the heroes of olympus series, the romans are apparently closing in on camp half-blood, and I just hope that I get to see Octavion meeting Rachel, and he's like, "as a son of Apollo, I have the gift of prophecy through sacrifice, what do you Greeks have? Trolol" and then Rachel's like, "uh, yah, I'm not related to Apollo, he just gave me the gift of prophecy, and I don't need to make sacrifices, they just sort of come to me." And then Octavion pretends it's pathetic or whatever and later asks Apollo why he would favor some mortal over his own son, and then Apollo just laughs.

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Continuing the heroes of olympus series, the romans are apparently closing in on camp half-blood, and I just hope that I get to see Octavion meeting Rachel, and he's like, "as a son of Apollo, I have the gift of prophecy through sacrifice, what do you Greeks have? Trolol" and then Rachel's like, "uh, yah, I'm not related to Apollo, he just gave me the gift of prophecy, and I don't need to make sacrifices, they just sort of come to me." And then Octavion pretends it's pathetic or whatever and later asks Apollo why he would favor some mortal over his own son, and then Apollo just laughs.

#hateoctaviondude #pjo #percy jackson #heroes of olympus #apollo #rachel dare

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I say if they illegalize abortion, all us women (yes trans women are included ofc) gather together and walk to antarctica and start an underground colony called the hunters of antarctica. Who's gonna stop us, they can't do anything about it, enjoy America losers, we off to Antarctica.

#polotics #abortion #abortion is a right #women #woman

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Sure when an actual published author does it, it's syntax, but WHEN I DO IT, IT'S A FIVE POINT DEDUCTION AAAAAAH

You know what I HATE?! When I write a paper, and my english teacher takes off points for unnecessary commas. Like, no, that was very necessary and intentional, you're supposed to pause there GOSH DANG IT!!! You, will, pause, where, I, tell, you, too!!!jfbdndbfnsnshdhjdjdjdisjdh

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You know what I HATE?! When I write a paper, and my english teacher takes off points for unnecessary commas. Like, no, that was very necessary and intentional, you're supposed to pause there GOSH DANG IT!!! You, will, pause, where, I, tell, you, too!!!jfbdndbfnsnshdhjdjdjdisjdh

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My best work is done the night before something is due.......because it's the only time I convince myself to do my work

#still procrastinating #procrastination #currently procrastinating #procrastinate #bye bye productivity

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Forget zodiac signs, which dream smp pov do you main?

#dream #dreamsmp #dream smp #minecraft

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One of the things I hate more than anything is when I'm annoyed and people are like, "iS iT tHaT tImE oF tHe MoNtH?" Like, hello? I can be annoyed without being on my period, the fact that you're suggesting I'm only allowed to be freaking angry and vocal about what's annoying while I'm on my period just makes me more angry, and then no one takes it seriously cause no matter how many times I tell them, "no, I'm not on my period, I'm just angry," they think I'm fricking lying.

I hate it when people say this, just cause I'm not putting up with your stupid crap doesn't mean I'm having a hormonal imbalance. Maybe, I just don't feel like putting up with your stupid crap.

I should be able to say what's bothering me without being seen as a dumb hormonal woman.

#periods #period #angry #rant #small rant #im not hormonal #youre just stupid #women #woman