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they should invent a 2pm water that tastes identical to 3am water

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tumblr are you telling me something

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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just rolled a joint in traffic, and i’m a GIRL!!!

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Carnelian stamp seal featuring a kitty, Minoan, 1900-1600 BC

from The Metropolitan Museum of Art

#read that as canadian like 3 times and was like why is the canadian government making seals based off of minoan designs

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My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

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im going to my first job in over a year any hot tips

Yes! Lie for fun. Don't start drama but make sure you escalate it

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A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history

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A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history

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A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history

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marcille is very protective (and jealous)

#dungeon meshi

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i love to make fun of notorious white woman Taylor Swift and all of her embarrassing attempts to appear deeper than a plate of soup.

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people in high school used to call me "succulent tendril" due to my habit of sprouting rather succulent tendrils from my body that classmates could pick and consume, to their endless delight

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they did not call me any particular nickname in college because I did not have any characteristics or traits

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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

#2:25 pm and im soooooo tired and i have to be here until almost 7 pm