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Christmas Dinner at Burrow.
Harry: There's only one empty chair.
Draco: You can sit on my lap.
Ginny: Or his face.
Harry:
Draco:
Ron:
All the Weasley:
Draco: That's for bedroom.
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Hi! I really like your textposts and your humor is 10/10 :).
I was wondering if you would mind sharing your favorite fics? (I'm hoping that I might like them as much as your posts and then have awesome reading material 🙈)
Thank you for sharing (your posts)!
ayyyeeee
Thanks n Im really sorry for taking so long to answer it😬
hey umm its been a while since I've been on ao3 ...I mean a year I guess..ive yet to go back to reading drarry
im actually new to the fandom u c I started reading fanfics in quarantine 2021 n that's when I read it all n not again..my point being I kinda forgot my favourite ones I mean I did have some absolute favourites I remember enjoying some of em very much... I would've have commented on those fics so ill try fishing em for u from my emails ...soon. I promise.
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au | 8th year | Harry comes out as gay
Potions Class
Draco : Why so late Potter ? Took your time shaving your legs for your date with Diggory ?
Harry : Nope cleaning his cum off my face
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should I do it ?
......asking for a friend hahahahahaha
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I headcanon that sometimes Bilbo would talk more about Thorin rather than the actual adventure he was on
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Umm... yeahhhhhh I need to post
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Harry as a barista
Harry : so umm today's specials are (so and so)
Theo : I'll have the iced latte
Pansy : I'll have the same thank you
Blaise : and I'll have the um cloud macchiato
Draco : I'll have you
Harry : wot
Draco :
*gay silence*
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bratty subs that'll let me pretend I hate em
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As u can see I have decided to go on a mass reblogging spree this day for no reason in particular
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8th yr
Draco : fuck you
Harry : *takes an audibly exaggerated deep breath*
Ron *in the background* : HARRY NO HE’S NOT WORTH IT
Harry : please do
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Draco : I have come to the realisation that I may be in love with you.
Harry :
Harry : Draco
Harry : Draco, we're married.
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HARRY : Draco was getting on my nerves today, so I told him I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.
HARRY : There is nothing special about tomorrow
HARRY : But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as the panic takes over.
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Scorpius to Teddy *staring blankly into the distance as if petrified* : and then I called him dad
Harry to Ron *crying his eyeballs out* : aNd ThEn HE CALLED ME DAD
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Harry : ok stop it
Draco :
Harry *blushing hard* : Draco Stop ! it's creepy, that stare
Draco :
Draco : I was rough last night
Harry :
Draco : Im sorry I made you cry like that
Harry *rolls eyes* : No ur not u fucking loved it
Draco :
Harry : *notices a dent in Draco's pants*
Harry : ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDIN ME MALFOY
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At Malfoy Manor when Draco was asked to identify Harry, his face sting hexed by Hermione
Draco *kneels in front of Harry and looks at him* : What happened to his face ?
Draco : I remember it being prettier than this- fuck- I mean a lot uglier than this of course-
Bellatrix : tsk tsk
Lucius : You're fooling no one Draco
Draco : Damn
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