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Reblogging this as I have made a continuation of the fic!

So apparently it’s Halbarry week and I missed it but here’s a doodle of the boys with a short accompanying fic for it over at ao3:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26101063

Summary:

“What a nerd.”

Barry had been haunted by these words all his life, seeing as they were his soulmate’s mark. It came out during puberty, just like everyone else’s, but by then he was already well on the way to being a ‘nerd’ so to speak. He wasn’t just some guy claiming to be nerd because he was into Dungeons and Dragons or anime, oh no. He was a bona fide science nerd- went to interstate science fairs and competitions even.

#halbarry #halbarry week 2020 #halbarry fanart #hal jordan #barry allen #fanart #fanfic #ao3 fanfic

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So apparently it’s Halbarry week and I missed it but here’s a doodle of the boys with a short accompanying fic for it over at ao3:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26101063

Summary:

“What a nerd.”

Barry had been haunted by these words all his life, seeing as they were his soulmate’s mark. It came out during puberty, just like everyone else’s, but by then he was already well on the way to being a ‘nerd’ so to speak. He wasn’t just some guy claiming to be nerd because he was into Dungeons and Dragons or anime, oh no. He was a bona fide science nerd- went to interstate science fairs and competitions even.

#halbarry #halbarry week 2020 #halbarry fanart #fanart #fanfic #ao3 fanfic #hal jordan #barry allen

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Yoooo @ceeloilights came through and hooked me up with the perfect fic for that Grease AU fix: https://archiveofourown.org/works/20860499

(It’s ���Summer Lovin’” by Kestrealbird over at ao3)

Apparently it’s HalBarry week and I didn’t know??? Has someone written a Grease AU for these dudes? And if not will someone do it? Please?

#halbarry #halbarry week 2020 #fanfic #hal jordan #barry allen

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HalBarry Grease AU

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Apparently it’s HalBarry week and I didn’t know??? Has someone written a Grease AU for these dudes? And if not will someone do it? Please?

#halbarry #halbarry week 2020 #hal jordan #barry allen #fanfic

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I don’t discriminate

Come and get a taste!!

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Haven’t drawn flowers in awhile so here is this explosion

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dream of mola

watercolour

I fell down the hole that is animal crossing and it is very comfortable here

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Walk through Tokyo with pictures by Shinji Tsuchimochi

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Ok but this is so cute

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Have some After Hours screencaps of Soren and Daniel staring deeply into each other’s eyes or whatever. :p

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Saw these in pinterest and thought “could probably be an angsty teen Bruce Wayne thinking he’s UndercoverTM in a no powers AU”

#bruce wayne #batman #dc #fanfic #writing prompt

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Jaskier  :^D

Geralt   ]:^l

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classic lit authors on ao3

Jane Austen: The slowburn writer to end all slowburn writers. Has a mild case of purple prose syndrome. Sets you up to think she's using a really lame trope or cliche, but then pulls the old BITCH U THOUGHT. Gets in fights with commenters who completely miss the point of her work.

William Shakespeare: Where dick jokes meet feels. Recycles old plots that have been in the fandom for years, but always manages to put a new spin on it. That said, he's better known for good character writing than good plots. Kind of problematic, but people love him anyway. Laughs at and encourages commenters who completely miss the point of his work.

The Brontë Sisters: Their fics get lots of comments but they never reply. They never leave author notes, either. They share an account, and there are talks of a collab fic coming soon. Write fics for OTPs of questionable healthiness and consent. Only ever write darkfic. Like, REALLY dark. ...People are getting kind of worried about them.

Edgar Allan Poe: Also only ever writes darkfic, but at this point, people have moved past being worried about him and have just accepted that he's weird, he's morbid, and we love him. Channels his feelings about his ex into his writing. It results in really good stories but everyone's sort of like, "...Dude."

Charles Dickens: Trying to set the record for highest wordcount on ao3, and it shows.

Victor Hugo: Currently holds the record for highest wordcount on ao3.

Oscar Wilde: Only ever writes M/M. Has a BAD case of purple prose, but it's worth it if you manage to get through. His stories are either hilarious or soul-crushing. Or somehow both. People love him but know better than to disagree with him publicly, lest he destroy you with one of his infamous subtweets.

L. Frank Baum: Wrote one really well-loved story that's among the most famous in the fandom, and it's literally all he's known for, and it pisses him off. His popular story became a multichap against his will because it's the only one of his stories anyone actually reads. He keeps trying to end it so he can work on other things, but always ends up coming back.

Arthur Conan Doyle: Feels L. Frank Baum's pain. SO much.

James Joyce: Has fascinating ideas, but takes forEVER to get to the point in his stories. Also a stoner, and it shows.

Lousia May Alcott: Writes stories for her unpopular OTP (that's a NOTP for most of the fandom) and breaks up everyone's favorite ships, mainly out of spite. Also kills everyone's favorite characters, less so out of spite.

Mary Shelley: Writes incredible stories, but publishes under her boyfriend's account because she's banned from ao3. ...Again.

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types of fic writers

headcanons: every one of your fics is full of your headcanons for the characters, no matter how seemingly improbable said headcanons are. your body of work is a big fuck you to the canon, and the readers are here for it.

pain is weakness leaving the body: you pick your favourite characters based on potential for pain, and how pretty they look while you’re torturing them. while you are capable of happy endings and even the occasional fluff, your readers must wade through an ocean of pain first.

more in character than canon: you have nailed down each character to their essentials, and it shows. no matter what else is going on in the fic, you will not tolerate OOC nonsense. you hate canon because it doesn’t know shit about the characters. fix it fics and AUs abound with you.

fluffy clouds of sugar: you write fluff. you have heard vaguely of pain but do not do business with it. no matter the canon, your fic is as sweet and soft as marshmallow. your readers teeth have long since rotted out. you are working steadily at their gums. some of them are considering making you pay for their insulin.

shameless: you write porn. some people think you only write porn, which is accurate. you will write anything, so long as it’s rated E. you are a bottomless well of filth, an unshamable hydra of kink, always on the lookout for an excuse to write porn.