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im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening
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somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely
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thinking about how milk jugs are so perfectly designed; not a bit of wasted space. the handle is part of the container as well and you can clearly see how much of the liquid is left. genius. im thinking of eating the mushroom growing in my frontyard whole. if even one person is nice to me today i will kiss them on the lips
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London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?
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I was once in a 3000 years long situationship
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i am so weak and tired all the time. blinks beautifully at you
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thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over
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they should invent a cig break for people who don't smoke
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the dusky nembrotha (nembrotha kabaryana) | source
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starting a collection
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fixed it‼️
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