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Sorry it's been so long. I was snapped out of existence for awhile. Don't worry about the inconsistencies in the timeframe, I was dead. Don't look in your floorboards, there's no bed there.

#avengers endgame #marvel #deadpool

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What do you mean I can't be in Justice League?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE MOVIE IS ALREADY OUT

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Marvel and DC should crossover, in the the show universes. I'd love to see Arrow and Punisher team up. Frank needs a Queen to his Castle.

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Yikes

Hey, folks. Sorry I haven’t been active in awhile. Superman thought he could beat me and I couldn’t let THAT slide. Needless to say, though he beat me quite brutally and thoroughly.

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I can't wait to be in Infinity War. I've been wanting to kick Thanos's ass on the big screen for so lo....what do you mean I'm not in the movie?

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I was to I need hashtags to get attention on my post. I just need to find tags now. HashtagHashtags

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Why aren't any of you reblogging me? I mean, I'm me! You can't top that!

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Wolverine said I'm his best friend! If you don't believe me, just ask him! Also, he told me he hates you.

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Green Arrow? He's the guy with the gamma irradiated, you know, right? Yeah, I've seen a few of his videos.

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Clint: I'm going to Taco Bell, you want anything?

Wanda: I want my brother back.

Clint: Yeah, I got like twelve dollars.

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Remember when Punisher steamrolled Wolverine? Why didn’t he take the opportunity to say “why the long face?” Pun is literally the first three letters of your name. Get your head in the game, Punisher!

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Kill yourself

Trust me, I’ve tried. I always come back.

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Do you think that if Wolverine were a fish he'd say "blub"?

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What do you call it when a group of Jacks fuse into one being? A-Jacks.