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The Ministry of Magic in forced marriage fics

#harry potter #hogwarts

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The Sorting Hat in an 11-year-old's ear

#harry potter #hogwarts #hufflepuff #slytherin #gryffindor #ravenclaw #harry #hp #hogwarts sorting #the sorting hat

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True Story! The Blair Witch project started out as Deathly Hallows fanfiction

#harry potter #deathly hallows #hp #harry #hermione #ronweasley

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Ahh yes, the Golden Trio...

Hermione Jean "Now Harry, don't take this the wrong way" Granger

Harry James "There is no other way to take it" Potter

Ronald Bilius "I'm staying out of this" Weasley

#harry potter #harry #hermione #ronweasley #golden trio #hp #gryffindor

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that's Harry "I'll have a go at anyone who calls me a liar" Potter to YOU

#harry potter #harry #hogwarts #hp

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Minerva McGonagall: [to Molly Weasley] Your children are unruly, disrespectful, volatile, and highly unpredictable. I am quite fond of them.

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You can love a character & still admit when they’re wrong. I love James Potter but I acknowledge his flaws (none, he’s perfect) and I can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out on his actions (which are always right).

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Harry at the end of every book: "Looks like this summer is shaping up to be better than the last!"

The first sentence of the next book: "It had been a terrible summer on Privet Drive"

#harry potter

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Lee Jordan and Professor McGonagall hosting a Quidditch podcast together WHEN?

#harry potter #lee jordan #professor mcgonagall #quidditch

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Snape after Sirius sent him down the rabbit hole after Remus during a full moon

#marauders #severus snape #snape #sirius #sirius black #remus #remus lupin #white lotus

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RIP Lily Evans, you would have loved Taylor Swift

#lily evans #lily potter #jily #harry potter #hogwarts #gryffindor #marauders #taylor swift

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me: i hate cliches in fanfiction!

harry potter fics: so they're head boy and head girl, and they share a head dormitory

me: OH MY GOD THEY SHARE A HEAD DORMITORY

#harry potter #hogwarts #hufflepuff #slytherin #gryffindor #fanfiction #harry potter fanfiction #harry #jily #dramione

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there is no greater gift than a good writer deciding to create fanfiction for your favorite series

like you mean a talented writer decided to donate countless hours of their time and energy into expanding upon a universe and characters that i love so i can enjoy even more content?

#fanfiction #harry potter #stranger things

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If God were real, she would have allowed Cedric Diggory to win the Triwizard Tournament and bring Hufflepuff the kind of glory it deserves

#hufflepuff #cedric diggory #triwizard tournament #fleur delacour #harry potter #hogwarts #slytherin #gryffindor #ravenclaw #harry #hermione #draco malfoy #marauders #hp #incorrect hp quotes #ron weasley #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #jily #ginny weasley #luna lovegood

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If there's one thing Hedwig is going to do, it's be annoyed at Harry

#harry potter #hogwarts #hufflepuff #slytherin #gryffindor #ravenclaw #harry #hermione #draco malfoy #marauders #hedwig #hp #incorrect hp quotes #ron weasley #sirius black #remus lupin #ginny weasley #fred weasley #fred and george #george weasley #luna lovegood #wolfstar #albus dumbledore

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“'Your Wheezy, sir, your Wheezy – Wheezy who is giving Dobby his sweater!’ “What?” Harry gasped. ‘They’ve got… they’ve got Ron?’ ‘The thing Harry Potter will miss most, sir!’”

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No one:

Winky the house-elf: "And when it comes to a drink, imma have it"

#hp #incorrect hp quotes #harry potter #hogwarts #hufflepuff #slytherin #gryffindor #ravenclaw #harry #hermione #draco malfoy #marauders #ron weasley #hermione granger #sirius black #james potter #ginny weasley #jily #neville longbottom #remus lupin #george weasley #fred and george #fred weasley #luna lovegood