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I wish WWE was open to working with other promotions because they could have a reoccurring bit of R-Truth “accidentally” showing up at shows and Miz having to come get him. Imagine Tony Khan trying to explain to Truth that this is AEW and Matt and Nick Jackson walk up and Truth refers to them as The Hardy Boyz or Truth at NJPW and he sees Moxley and he’s like “Where’s the rest of the Shield” or he shows up in TNA and sees Jordynne Grace and is like “Beth Phoenix! It’s been a long time!”

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You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

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guys i need you to realize that smoking ANYTHING will cause damage to your lungs. inhaling smoke is just inherently bad for you im sorry.

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big fan of anything that shuts my brain off for a little while

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he gets me. he fucking gets me

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idk how anyone can look at how expensive fast food has gotten and think we're doing okay

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word of the day: “woowoo”

definition:

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My only real and valid writing tip is that you google every word you make up for your fantasy stories. That's It

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an unfortunate side effect of growing up autistic is that everyone always mistook my bluntness for rudeness n now whenever I do any sort business communication I overcompensate for my default absence of tact by speaking like a late 19th century dandy. this appears to be something I am unable to turn off despite my many efforts

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I must post TOO ASS! at every opportunity because the source video has since been deleted so I think this is the only proof TOO ASS! ever existed

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This is my fucked up son that terrifies me and crashed my switch when I tried to send this video

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Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life.