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decided to take a stroll down memory lane these past few days and i’ve been rewatching wilbur’s videos on the dsmp lore as well as scrolling through this tumblr since it’s been well over a year since i posted, and can i just say, god, i miss the early dream smp days. i miss the aesthetic shaders photos phil would post, and the lore streams, and the election arc and oh god the pogtopia arc. THE FESTIVAL!! i would give anything to go back in time and be watching those streams live again. i’m sad that my interests have moved on, but i’m so happy i was able to experience all of that as it was happening. idk this account barely gets any traction anymore but i feel compelled to post something

#dream smp

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a horror/suspense movie (more of a “being hunted by a murderer” horror rather than a “spooky ghostie” horror) except the main character has ranboo’s personality (or just is ranboo) and is unfazed by almost everything, laughs in the murderer’s face, does everything right and critiques the people around him whenever they do something dumb, and survives purely out of spite, and instead of feasibly dealing with the trauma he just makes jokes about it and it severely concerns his friends and family

#dream smp #ranboo #ranboo mcyt #ranboo memes #dream smp memes

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it’s 2am and i just finished reading chapter 5 of passerine and now have to go watch some tommyinnit videos before going to bed to reassure myself that everything is okay,,,,

#dream smp #dream smp memes #tommyinnit #mcyt #dsmp

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holy fuck we’re almost at 300 followers

i have no clue where any of you are coming from but hello

also sorry for being inactive, i got a job (which i hate more than myself), i’ve gotten in two car accidents, and i have four summer reading books that i haven’t started (accompanied by an essay!) <3

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Aren’t you gay?

I like how this implies I did something heterosexual. If so, I apologize.

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Got bored. So I made myself a maze in Minecraft, put Iron Golems at the start, punched them and proceeded to run for my life. So far I have been killed 6 times

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GAY PTIDE 🏳️‍🌈

GAY PTIDE 🏳️‍🌈

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alsoooo i copped a corpse hoodie yesterday during the merch drop and im so fucking elated lmao ive been on a high ever since the transaction went through LMAO

#corpse #corpse husband

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violence and marionettes by kanaya have no reason to go that hard but boy oh boy do they anyway

#dream smp #dream smp memes #dream smp music #kanaya #dsmp

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Hi! Hate to bother, but I was wondering if you could please add a keep reading to your long posts?

yeah no biggie! i’ll go do that now with my most recent ones! :]

edit: i just found out you can’t add keep reading on mobile which is why they weren’t there in the first place! give me a bit to boot up my laptop so i can fix it:) thanks for pointing this out anon!!

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thinking about a full and properly modded server with all the members of the dream smp, with like mo creatures, mr crayfish, bibliocraft, biomes o’ plenty, decocraft, CIT resource packs, THE DOG ONE THAT STACYPLAYS USED IN DOGCRAFT and the ones that add all different types of foods like pies and sandwiches and soups and all that fun stuff!!

and it’s a mostly “normal” server, in which there are no tyrranical governments or roleplay nearly as angsty as the dream smp. i’m basically thinking origins smp but softer, with more roleplay, and billions of mods that used to be popular back in the shadowcraft and dogcraft days. it would be more of a “found family of people that all left their previous homes for various reasons that they slowly get into detail with as they become closer to the others and they all develop a big family dynamic, but there’s occasional conflict since they can never get along for long periods of time.” 

i’m sorry just iMagine all the possibilities???

 tubbo would own ALL the animals like he’d just run a huge fucking zoo and live with all the animals hes tamed and he’d have like 80 dogs and all the bees on the server. not to mention his house would be absolutely DECKED with cute decor stuff. he’d have a huge portal hub for all the different dimensions that would be added to the game. he’d probably dabble in some witchcraft mods too with ranboo!!

wilbur would take mass advantage of bibliocraft and fulfil his dark academiac dreams by living in a nice tudor home in a plains biome with a gigantic library and a pond out back with fairy lights and some wheat fields. but underground he would have a gigantic lair where he grows sketchy plants he gets from tubbo that’re from other dimensions, and he makes  potions and also collects various crystals and rare ores to sell illegally to other people. 

niki and hannah would build a cottagecore village together with lots of eucalyptus and wisteria logs!! they’d do a lot of exploring to find all the cool biomes so they could collect all the flowers, crops, and trees possible. they would probably have a green house shop at spawn, as well as a cafe/bakery. despite their soft aesthetic, they would actually be two of the richest people on the server, and no one would fuck with them since they had some of the best modded armor and weapons from all of their travelling. 

puffy would really like oceancraft, and also spend a lot of time travelling. she often bunked with niki and hannah, and occasionally with bad and skeppy in their own area. she just hung around spawn mostly and had a simple ocean monument inspired house on the shore, so she could access the sea easily for her distant travels. she would also love getting into the weirder parts of the mods, like the shape shifter mods and would have a massive collection of all the inverntory pets. 

dream, george, and sapnap would band together and make a huge underground lair inside of a mountain that they put no effort into making pretty, but somehow doesn’t look like shit? sapnap would have a room dedicated to all the armor sets he set out to forge, and would have great pride in them. george would like indulging in the food aspects, like harvestcraft and mo’ foods. dream would try dabbling in the prank/security mods and have minor success, aside from the few holes he blew into the mountain and sets of armor he accidentally blew up which sapnap would never let him live down. he’d also probably do a lot of collecting and make various mob farms to get lots of cool loot to sell in spawn. 

tommy would also collect lots of cool stuff, except he wouldn’t actually go out and find the materials for armor, fight mobs, or explore caves, no he would steal it. he commissioned sam to build a gigantic, overly complex and fancy house insisting it has as much detail as possible (im talking chisel mod, carpenters blocks, decocraft, mr crayfish ALL OF IT) but he never actually stays in it bc he prefers the stupid dirt mound he lived in on the first night (mainly bc he doesn’t feel like moving all of his stuff from said dirt mound into his giant mega-mansion and sam refused to do it, no matter how much money tommy offered him). he’d also wreak havoc, yk, stealing and hiding pets, burning houses, destroying crops, setting elaborate traps that don’t work but are just annoying to clean up. despite being chaos incarnate, he’d probably have a big farm and make cool foods and have a bed and breakfast at spawn. 

fundy, sam, ranboo and tubbo would all really like diving into the red stone packs (obvi) like industrialcraft and all those prank/trap mods. they would start up a business to make elaborate redstone machines for people, and would have some of the coolest houses on the smp. they’d live in a huge treehouse colony in a jungle, and they’d have elevators and secret doors and a hidden vault underground. it would look amazing, and they would spend hours working on it, and it ends up being the prettiest build on the server.

ranboo, much like tubbo, wouldn’t live just in the jungle colony. he would also have his own base a couple hundred blocks from tubbo. it wouldn’t be super big or fancy, but he would decorate his house really nicely, and probably base some of the interiors off of other video games or something. he would collect lots of cats and dogs as to all keep him company in his house. he’d have some OP armor and tools, but be really humble about it? he’d like collecting the mob backpacks and have them all on display in his house in the woods. 

bad and skeppy would live in a mesa where they would have a massive modern base where they test airplanes and helicopters n cars n shit. bad would def try to collect a bunch of animals, especially dogs (they would all be named after members of the smp based off of the vibes they give him). skeppy would be one of the richest  bc he keeps all of his rare/expensive items in a hidden vault literally hundreds of thousands of blocks from his base. skeppy would definetly take advantage of the extra blocks and supplies for trolling. 

ant would obviously collect cats, like the ones that you can pick up and they like wrap around your neck? and they have those adorable cat beds and smack you when they’re hungry? yeah he’d have a whole fucking army of them and whenever they’re hungry he’d just unleash them on anyone nearby just to piss them off. he wouldn’t have actually wanted the cats at first, since he thought it was just ironic and lame, but after he tamed his first one he just liked the company. he would build a whole separate house for his cats so that they could stay away from the workspace in his house where he would look into dinosaurs with jurassicraft. 

connor would be a wandering vagabond who collects those cool mob backpacks and keeps all of his stuff inside of them and never settles down because he doesn’t have the money to commission someone to build a house and he’s just too fuckign lazy to build one himself lmaoo he’d end up rooming with tubbo for a while, just because he has multiple homes and has plenty of room spare.

schlatt would elect himself as leader (but not in a dream smp kinda way) he’d tax everyone and use the money to commission like forty vacation homes that he never lives in because he’s never active. he also likes to just fuck around and annoy people by breaking all the windows in their houses and stealing their doors, but no one can do anything about it bc he’s technically they’re leader and he probably somehow got access to creative mode. he definitely abuses his power, but not to a concerning extent. he’d just boost the price to buy land in the shopping district by ten diamonds every month and piss everyone off. 

(i might make a part two to this with the other members if y’all wanted to see more :))

#dream smp #dsmp #dream smp memes #tommyinnit #tubbo #wilbur soot #dream #georgenotfound #sapnap #skeppy #badboyhalo #hannah rose #captain puffy #niki nihachu #connoreatspants #antfrost #awesamdude #jschlatt #ranboo #fundy

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quotes i still can’t believe have come from a minecraft roleplay (season 1):

- “down with the revolution boys. it was never meant to be” - eret

- “we have no mercy! no mercy for you! we will burn down your houses, we will kill everything inside your walls, and we will take back the land that is rightfully ours if you do not surrender. I want to see white flags! white flags outside your base by tomorrow, at dawn, or you are dead.” - dream

- “do i shoot wil? or do i aim for the skies?”

“i want... i want you to do whatever your heart says you should.” - tommy and wilbur

- “tommyinnit, i am a slow-burning fuse. i am a long, slow-burning fuse, but i’m telling you now, over the next couple weeks, i...i’m going to be a different man than the one jschlatt crosses. i can feel it.” - wilbur

- “for a kingdom that rules with kindness and not with might. no weapons, no armor, just a group of people.” - dream

- “what’s the point in doing anything if we’ve lost all hope? you’ve gotta stay with it, man. you’ve gotta pull yourself together.” - tommy

- “have you not noticed? everyone who’s claimed to be on our side, they’re lying to us! Tubbo? he’s lying to you, man! he-he would drop us at the second he realizes we’re not in the lead anymore!” - wilbur

- “if he fights us and kills us, we’ve lost. tommy there’s no in between, he knows we’ve lost! and i... know you’re scared, tommy, i understand you’re scared. it’s scary! it’s scary, tommy, but yknow what, in a time like this, when a man has nothing left to lose, do yknow what that means? it means we can do what we want.” - wilbur

- “you’re trying to sound like you know what you’re doing, so that you can prove me wrong. tommy... none of us know what we’re doing. we’re fucked. we were fucked from the minute we were thrown out.” - wilbur

- “do you know what happens to traitors, tubbo?”

“no..”

“nothing good.” - schlatt and tubbo

truly wondrous that smp is.

#dream smp #dream smp memes #tommyinnit #tubbo #wilbur soot #lmanberg #lmanburg #dream #dsmp #pogtopia #wilbursoot #tommy innit #ranboo #mcyt #technoblade #jschlatt

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can you please tell me if you're gay or trans

 I’m open to all headcanons and interpretations

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just wanted to say really quickly that your post about writing even if you don't think it's good because you can improve has helped me a lot, so thank you ❤

hey anon you’re an angel and i hope you have an amazing day <3

i’m so happy to hear my post helped you out and i’m sending you all the positive vibes you amazing anon you :D

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i walked in FYE and they started playing the dream speedrun music i swear to god i’m going to cry and my sister is so confused

#dudududu #dream smp #dream smp memes #dream #dreamwas taken #minecraft manhunt #minecraft

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me: *watching a movie*

brain: okay but like imagine this movie but as an AU for your fandom

me: fuck