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this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE

#you know

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in the dark corners of our world, secrets wars are waged by forgotten legions…

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adults are always talking about how “kids will do anything to get out of school” and okay, first of all that’s not true, but I think we really need to ask why that idea holds so much sway.

children’s brains are hard-wired to take in new information and acquire new skills. consider, for a moment, just how thoroughly our society had to fuck up the concept of education for it to be a normal thing to assume kids are universally desperate to avoid learning.

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Saw a sibling poll and needed to expand it because I fit, like. Mid youngest, youngest in theory only child in practice, and adopted. And I think they all have their own unique parts in the sibling ecosystem.

#youngest sibling by blood #middle sibling by extended family #picked up a step-brother when I was like 14 and he was 12 #so I don't really Feel like an older/middle sibling #but that's how it went

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another yokohama kaidashi kikou page recreation 🌊

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why does this whole scene look & sound like a YTP

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"con artist" is maybe the profession with the biggest gap between How Cool They Are In Media and How Cool They Are In Real Life

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if ur wondering how the art degree is going 2 months post grad.

i found a job that pays $1.15 an hour :]

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trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

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this is a political compass of sexuality to me.

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every antique store looks like this

[ID: a doodle of a cartoonishly convoluted building layout with lots of strangely shaped rooms, weird hallways, crevices, and dead ends. an X in the middle is labelled “the heart (several old people sitting around the checkout talking shit),” and a little appendage at the bottom is labelled “door.”]

#the only stores worth shopping at #the one bookstore in my hometown which is inexplicably still in business

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