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the-fusionist · 14 days
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the-fusionist · 5 months
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old gods are waking
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the-fusionist · 5 months
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the-fusionist · 5 months
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i think it’s so funny that when someone deactivates tumblr puts the date they deactivated into their username like a fucking tombstone
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the-fusionist · 6 months
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imagine if you like bought a house and the realtor that sold you the house came by and did maintenance every couple months and it was a pretty good arrangement until one day they stopped doing maintenance and things started breaking them and you called them up and they were like 'surprise! we've decided what this house is really missing is a pool so we're going to build a whole new house for you that has a pool we are so excited about this pool' and you were like 'is this a deflection from your sexual harassment lawsuit you're involved in' and they were like 'the pool is going to be so cool!' and hung up and you didn't hear from them for years and then they called you up again and were like 'good news! we've built the new house, why don't you move in' and you were like 'oh, the one with the pool?' and they were like 'wellll yeah but we haven't actually installed the pool yet but when we do it's going to totally transform how you live in your house so you can see the value' and you were like 'i don't know i think i'll stay in this one' and they were like 'hmm yeah sorry actually you can't we're blowing the old house up with dynamite' and you were like 'what? why?' and they were like 'so that you're not split between your old house and the new one' and you were like 'um, fine' and you drove over to the new house and there was no pool or space for a pool and the realtor showed up to gave you the keys and you were like 'this house looks identical to the old one, i don't really understand why you did this' and they were like 'aha! you see, the old house had six rooms, this one has five!' and you were like 'that sounds worse, though' and they were like 'no you see with only five rooms it will be much easier to do maintenance on the house' and you were like 'but you haven't done that for months' and they were like 'yeah that was the old house which we've just blown up with explosives this is the new house' and you were like 'so how's that sexual harassment lawsuit going' and they leaped acrobnatically into their car like a trapeze artist and zoomed away and you went into the house and saw a coin slot on the bathroom door and called them and you could hear the background noise of a courtroom and they said 'yeah so you have to pay five dollars every time you use the bathroom now, it's our new monetization plan' and you were like 'well this is bullshit i feel like this house is just straight up worse' and they were like 'noo listen the pool is going to be so cool it's going to be so good we promise there'll be a diving board and a tiki bar and those water jets that give young people sexual awakenings' and you were like 'well okay' and they were like 'we've been building this pool for four years trust us it's going to be good' and then you didn't hear from them for a long long time except occasionally when they showed up to do maintenance and if you asked about the pool they just winked meaningfully and asked if you wanted to pay a $15/month fee for a bathroom pass giving you unlimited flushes and toilet paper. and this went on for a year until one day you got a voicemail 'dear resident. we're not going to build the pool lol' and you called them back like 'well what the fuck did you demolish my old house for' and they were like 'we actually gave up on the whole pool like two years ago but we did a whole announcement and it would have felt sooo awkward to walk it back' and you were like 'what the fuck have i been paying five dollars to use the toilet for over these last two years!' and they were like 'listen buddy if you don't like it you can buy the bathroom pass' and then they hung up on you . anyway that's what happened with overwatch 2
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the-fusionist · 8 months
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close tumblr this instant
love you
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the-fusionist · 9 months
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Ok so my world geo teacher is pretty much done with us. These are a few things he’s said and done:
“Highschoolers are the reason I can’t have nice things.”
“I can’t believe one of you filled out a speed score test with A HIGHLIGHTER!”
He put a sign on his cabinet saying: STOP LEAVING TRASH IN HERE YOU ANIMALS.
He put another sign on the AC saying: Don’t touch this. YES THAT MEANS YOU.
One kid raised his hand while holding a half eaten apple. Our teacher’s response was, “ Are you raising your hand or just proud you ate an apple?”
One of my friends wrote a backstory on a map project based off of the Purge. My teacher wrote on her assignment, “Thanks for the nightmares!”
This is only some of the shit that’s happened so far, and this class has me wheezing.
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the-fusionist · 9 months
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Ok so my world geo teacher is pretty much done with us. These are a few things he's said and done:
"Highschoolers are the reason I can't have nice things."
"I can't believe one of you filled out a speed score test with A HIGHLIGHTER!"
He put a sign on his cabinet saying: STOP LEAVING TRASH IN HERE YOU ANIMALS.
He put another sign on the AC saying: Don't touch this. YES THAT MEANS YOU.
One kid raised his hand while holding a half eaten apple. Our teacher's response was, " Are you raising your hand or just proud you ate an apple?"
One of my friends wrote a backstory on a map project based off of the Purge. My teacher wrote on her assignment, "Thanks for the nightmares!"
This is only some of the shit that's happened so far, and this class has me wheezing.
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the-fusionist · 1 year
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it sucks that masks weren't already common in most of the world bc now ppl associate them so heavily with covid 19 and assume if ur wearing one then you must be super paranoid about that specific disease. like yeah i don't want to catch covid but i don't want most things that float around on public transport. also i like having a warm face. also it makes me look cool. maybe i just want the kakashi appeal. what's so wrong abt that.
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the-fusionist · 1 year
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The class of 2040 is alive…
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the-fusionist · 1 year
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fucks me up that by total coincidence the sun and moon's size difference is exactly matched to their difference in distance from us, thus making our beautiful total solar eclipses where you can see the silver threads of the sun's corona possible because the moon just covers the sun completely
The stars (literally) aligned just right for this experience to be possible. It's likely that aliens don't have this
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the-fusionist · 1 year
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This is art
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the-fusionist · 1 year
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He sees all.
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the-fusionist · 1 year
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the-fusionist · 1 year
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Spinosaurus full combo attack animation by Jean Nguyen!
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