the-gay-cryptid

[the-gay-cryptid]

Gonna scream oh my Gd

[the-gay-cryptid]

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

[the-gay-cryptid]

What. The. Entire. Fuck.

[the-gay-cryptid]

hey come here a second . ignore the noise just come here

[the-gay-cryptid]

sneaking up on the line in texas with a surprise LOVE IS REAL

[the-gay-cryptid]

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

[the-gay-cryptid]

[the-gay-cryptid]

Actually Captain Jack Harkness is SO important. During a time when we couldn't get a single queer on screen in most shows and even those few we did get ended up dead 90% of the time, he was not only openly bisexual, he was openly bisexual and LITERALLY unable to die.

[the-gay-cryptid]

you bully cecil about confessing his love on live radio but honestly if you like someone u should be as blunt about it as possible or nothing will ever get done.

[the-gay-cryptid]

Share for wider audience etc.

[the-gay-cryptid]

[the-gay-cryptid]

what you have to understand about dungeon meshi is that the entire conflict basically boils down to "every character is autistic but in ways that clash so catastrophically horribly that everyone thinks everyone else is a nuclear-level threat"

[the-gay-cryptid]

Just seen a bathroom sign that says "Femmes". Unsure if this is woke or not.

[the-gay-cryptid]

as far as i’m concerned all pussy is clown pussy

[the-gay-cryptid]

“Before the writers started working on the first season, I wrote a list of six things on the wall that every episode had to do.” - Mike Schur (x)

[the-gay-cryptid]

Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

[the-gay-cryptid]

okay so since it's confirmed that Hestia's portrait is temporary let it be known that i am manifesting plus sized Hestia so much.