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the-geek-gurl · 16 days ago
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academiquewilde:

Black lives still matter under Joe Biden.

Black lives still matter under Joe Biden.

Black lives still matter under Joe Biden.

Black lives still matter under Joe Biden.

Black lives still matter under Joe Biden.

Black lives still matter under Joe Biden.

Black lives still matter under Joe Biden.

Black lives still matter under Joe Biden.

Donate. Support. Continue your activism. Don’t stop.

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the-geek-gurl · 16 days ago
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museoftragedies:

why….. why is being lgbt so sexualized? why do laws ban “immoral (homosexual) sexual activity”, and why is it only same-sex sexual attraction that is the subject of discourse? do they not know that most lgbt people experience romantic attraction? is it because it’s easier to paint sexual attraction as something to be demonized? is it because “romance is pure and homosexuals are tainted”? guess i have to fuck around and find out

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the-geek-gurl · 16 days ago
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amysnotdeadyet:

stargazing-at-the-moon:

thefaeriefeatherdark:

I’m sure someones already said this but I often see Tumblr described as a hellsite. This is fundamentally incorrect.

Tumblr is the faesite. Everybody is super confused and lost, you keep running into random places. Somehow you end up stuck there forever after interacting a couple of times. The people are all strange, everybody simultaneously seems to be from the future and the past as if time is meaningless.

YES

also technology breaks at random, and sometimes you just suddenly feel a thousand years old

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the-geek-gurl · 16 days ago
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a-method-in-it:

commodorecliche:

great-tweets:

As someone raised in the South, I can confirm that this works every time.

I can confirm this as a fellow southerner.

Alternatives include:

“Well, I’ve bothered you enough for one night.”

“Well, I’ve taken up enough of your time.”

And

“Alright, I’ll let you get back to it then.”

A Midwestern variation:

“Well, I’d better let-cha go.”

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the-geek-gurl · 27 days ago
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the-geek-gurl · 36 days ago
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awkward-bisexual-idiot:

So JoJo Siwa came out

Meaning that her predominantly young fan base will have a good lgbtq role model growing up which is hella important for lgbtq youth who are realizing who they are and will likely make the next generation more accepting.

AND it means that JoJo Siwa is gay so an overall win for everyone.

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the-geek-gurl · 36 days ago
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just-another-random-profile:

pricetagofficial:

bunkerbuilder37:

bisexualnerd:

silkwingfood:

franthehorsegir:

nonbinaryvulcan:

franthehorsegir:

the-great-fuckhead-whos-pan:

ds-and-ibvs-nerdo:

theundertalehuman:

ds-and-ibvs-nerdo:

horrordustislife:

ds-and-ibvs-nerdo:

lettheseabirdscry:

thetrueihaveaname:

horrordustislife:

theundertalehuman:

horrordustislife:

lowkeyjustvibing:

theundertalehuman:

theoneandonlyredrobin:

creator-the-lab-experiment:

only-a-spoon-full:

heir-of-the-chair:

trashcanakin:

tbhitisdbh:

tbhitisdbh:

tea-withnofixinsplease:

whatthefuckdoesthatevenmeanbooth:

tea-withnofixinsplease:

randomslasher:

timetravelingcacti:

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:

biggest-goldiest-spoon:

biggest-goldiest-spoon:

operahousebookworm:

robynspreciousnest:

fandersunite:

its-eggo:

astral-ghoul:

ninapop45:

deceit-the-snakey-snake:

plaid-n-converse:

cherrysconeslut:

pawsofponies:

garecc:

inthishousewekinkshamefnaf:

inthishousewekinkshamefnaf:

buggykin:

inthishousewekinkshamefnaf:

inthishousewekinkshamefnaf:

biggest-goofiest-fish:

desertdaylight:

kait-the-kitty:

chiribomb:

politicalcompassmemes:

your-uncle-dave:

maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit:

japhers:

jewishzevran:

animatedamerican:

pagesofkenna:

mommacomms:

fidefortitude:

bl00dlikeice:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

plaid-n-converse:

memeception

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

@caesarianconfection

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

I was getting a political compass vibe too

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

This works better than I thought it would.

This was in my senior project

I’m not sorry.

EIGHT MEME COMBO

FATALITY

We have officially created a new language 

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I just had to do it to em

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

M E M E T E N

OwO?

W o w

You know I had to

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

THIRTEEN!?

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

well i added my contribution : )

why—

IM SCREAMING

This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.

“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?”
“Oh yeah, sure.”
“Can you explain it to me?”
“I absolutely fucking cannot.”

One does not simply explain this

Edit:

Another freaking layer!!!

16 motherfucking layers

In the future someone’s going to ask me to explain this and I’m going to be at a loss.jpg for words

I’m not reblogging this because I want to. I’m reblogging this because sometimes you’re a witness to history whether you want to be or not, and you have to embrace that. 

GUYS STOP!! IF WE CONTINUE ON THIS ROAD, THE MEME WILL BECOME TOO POWERFUL!

No keep going, let’s see if we can brake tumblr. If we do let’s use it to brake fb and twitter

You’re chaotic neutral I love it

What he said

Struck by inspiriation twice lads

My humble contribution

I love going through the notes of this and seeing my 16 layer version and 24 layer version circulating.

ive added my end of the chaos

Beautiful

@lowkeyjustvibing what the fuck did you just reblog?

I don’t fishing know

Has this been done yet?

had to contribute to tumblr history

Oh my god this is tumblr history

oh my god my mutuals are doing this too

Yes we are✨

my hand slipped oop

fool i posted my meme before you

oh okay then-

someone-

I dare some one to keep going.

I couldn’t scroll past this and not make an addition 😂

Thank you 😝🤣

i spent half an hour on this addition hope y’all are happy

My humble contribution

I made one

This was a journey, and I’m glad I got to experience it

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

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the-geek-gurl · 36 days ago
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the-geek-gurl · 36 days ago
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saqnap:

alright, real talk right now.

stop attacking people just because they are new to a certain fandom.

I was on tiktok last night and I saw someone saying that if you know quackity because of dream you can go away. (it was written in dutch)

if you say stuff like this, please know you’re such an asshole.

it doesn’t matter HOW or WHEN you joined a fandom. all that matter is that you’re having fun and are being respectful.

I know quackity because of dream and so do a lot of other people in the fandom. can someone please fucking explain to my what is the problem?

quit gatekeeping or whatever that shit is called.

it can give others a feeling that they’re not wanted. it might sound dramatic but for a second I really felt sad. but then rememberd this was just an asshole gatekeeping.

and the tiktok might’ve been a joke but there’s nothing funny about it.

saying stuff like ‘I’ve been in the fandom for a year’ or 'I’ve known … before he got popular’ and still being respectful to new fans if totally fine btw.

same with corpse, people that knew him before he got popular (some of them not all) act like fucking assholes. they’ll shit on you for not knowing something about him. like shit, calm down.

or something that pisses me off a lot too is this. niki got popular because of wilbur. PLEASE!!! WHAT’S THE PROBLEM?!?!?!?! she got an boost in her social media stuff because of wilbur and what now? she’s using her platform for good stuff. and a lot of wilbur fans who found niki because of him are some of niki’s biggest fans.

or y'all constantly sexualizing creators. I see so many creators getting sexualized 24/7. like are looks THAT important too you? I barely see people talking about their talents anymore :( I barely see people talking about wilburs songs.

also y'all tommy is not okay with certain things. it’s REALLY not hard to respect that. same goes for ALL creators.

also if you’ve bodyshamed creators then this is for you: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

jschlatt is not problematic. he said some stuff that shouldn’t really be said but he apologized and that’s all he can do. if cancelling him and shitting on his fans is the number 1 thing in your life then please reconcider your life choices.

idk what this ended up being but I had too rant. if you don’t agree pls just keep scrolling bcs I can’t take it anymore holy shit

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the-geek-gurl · 36 days ago
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berenstein:

DREAM SMP | CHARACTER PROFILES
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the-geek-gurl · 36 days ago
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radical-acceptance-dragon:

people who are in pain don’t always look like they’re suffering. it’s especially common among chronic pain patients who’ve been ill for a long time, as well as autistic people.

going slack and moving as little as possible, including the muscles of the face, is in fact a sensible reaction to intense pain: it conserves energy. someone who looks outwardly relaxed or bored may be screaming on the inside.

if this is you, i just want you to know you deserve to be taken at your word when you say you’re in pain. you shouldn’t have to put on a fake grimace in order to give a convincing performance of what you’re actually going through.

if you have never experienced it yourself, please pass on this information so more people will be aware.

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the-geek-gurl · 36 days ago
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maidsuokasenpai:

biggiefishes:

absolutely intoxicating

Please stop making me find out information like this

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the-geek-gurl · 51 days ago
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unhygienic-andy-the-anon:

official-lucifers-child:

gender-snatched:

mimir-bashir:

thisisnotjuli:

nottoolateforthegame:

umbrellanumber5:

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This.

This is why people who stay in my life are neurodiverse like me!

Huh

this!! I swear I lost like all my friendships bc of this, like I had a group of friends in hs that one day I realized “huh I haven’t talked to this people in a while” and popped in to say hi and they were all awkward?? because they hadn’t seen me in a while?? and that’s when I realized that friendship works different for them?? I was like yeah I haven’t talked to you in like four months but it’s not like I’ve forgotten about y'all why would anything change, and they were all like we haven’t talked to you in four months why are you here again acting like nothing happened? and it was really confusing for me

YEAH! THAT!

Also I have a thing where I just put the people on pause. If I don’t see them or contact them, my brain kinda put them in stasis. I don’t think about them nor misses them, and I stay on what I last knew about them (how they look, what they study/work). So when we meet again I’m like “wait, you’ve aged?” and I have the same familiarity with them thanI had before.

Anyway all my mutuals I haven’t messaged in forever - this is why

oh my gods this makes so much sense??? there are people who i haven’t talked to at all for literally over a year and we’ll pick up like nothing happened, but for their people it’s just like…… falling apart but onesided???? i think we’re still on the same level but actually we’re strangers??

Ohhhhhh

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the-geek-gurl · 59 days ago
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donzepan:

xmagnet-o:

guccixcucci:

Black women are so big brained are you serious

Holy Shit

I know it’s visible on the screen but if you cannot see her name that is Adanna Madueke. She’s a natural hair influencer.

Even if you don’t have curly, coily, or kinky hair I highly recommend watching these influencers. Not only are a lot of them innovative, like this woman, but you will learn a lot more about how Black hair works. There is not nearly enough education about how our hair works, and most people without this kind of hair are clueless.

I suggest adanna, Naptural85, Kimberly Cherell , NaturalReign , StarPuppy, Chev B, MsNaturallyMary, Loveth Speaks , EvaniwithaV ,Eugenia Kelcy, TheChicNatural, WillonaWhim , GreenBeauty, Curly Chemistry, VivHairTherapy and Bianca Renee Today. These are people of different genders, hair types, and methods. Protective styles or wash and go people. People doing g it cor fun and actual chemists. Because there is no one size fits all. There are also thousands more, but these were the first people I thought of. Take this as your chance to learn something new

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the-geek-gurl · 59 days ago
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random-schit:

wildorcaaviation:

sandersstudies:

degenerate-perturbation:

argumate:

choosing breeds of Christianity like do you prefer austere and minimalist antisemitism and homophobia or ornate and baroque antisemitism and homophobia, or perhaps Russian antisemitism and homophobia?

In love with the usage of “breeds” here like

Catholicism owners: This is an 85th generation purebred system of antisemitism and homophobia, we feed it only the finest organic grass-fed teleological proofs for the existence of God

Protestantism owners: This is Luther he likes bigotry

I am losing my mind this is so funny

I find it very accurate…but I gotta ask.

How does one describe Baptists?

Baptists owners: This is Cheyenne, she came from a breeder selling at the local swap meet. She’s loud and really homophobic, her sexism is super cute though!

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the-geek-gurl · 59 days ago
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busket:

mutuals if i like your negative posts please just imagine me patting u on the back comforting you, not like i actually like that you’re hurt

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the-geek-gurl · 59 days ago
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thedevilseyes:

the-last-girl-scout:

the-last-girl-scout:

“The far right is a cult that grooms young people and the ppl escaping from it deserve sympathy and a way out” and “former reactionaries have done demonstrable harm for which they should be held accountable and aren’t owed forgiveness” are two thoughts that not only can co-exist but must co-exist.

Whether you’re on the “all” side of it or the “nothing” side of it, the all-or-nothing approach to personal growth helps exactly zero (0) people

You should support people who want to change, but you should never expect their victims to forgive them.

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the-geek-gurl · 59 days ago
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its-shells:

Okay I knew that the prison was going to be impressive in theory, but what the fuck. How has this been built in Minecraft. Is Sam, like, an actual god.

(Not to mention that every single precaution is terrifying, and Sam’s fully serious facade in the face of Tommy’s nervous jokes makes it even scarier.)

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the-geek-gurl · 59 days ago
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named-haines:

I saw someone on Twitter making a master thread of quotes that have no right to go as hard as they do coming from a minecraft roleplay so I’m posting it here and it’s just gonna get longer over time:

Every time we get a new one I’m just adding it to the end lmao.

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the-geek-gurl · 59 days ago
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elidyce:

novice-whovian:

datenshi-no-hime:

thedancingcostumeyoungadult:

My friend asked how I learned to cook and the answer is I didn’t. I know like 5 things about cooking and they are:

  • Always use more garlic than the recipe calls for
  • “Ehhh fuck it close enough” is a great measurement tool
  • Find like 5 recipes that you like, adjust them how you like them, make them until you hate them
  • Clean as you go
  • If a recipe is from a mommy blog, you will need more spices

If anyone wants to add, please do

None of these are wrong.

I reblogged this earlier but I forgot to add. Cooking: use approximate ingredients

Baking: USE EXACT MEASUREMENTS

No savoury dish is the worse for a splash of soy sauce. 

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