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be careful if I ever look at you like this!

>:3

watch out!!

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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

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Life is so beautiful idk why I’m on tumblr lol

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every sunday i tell my liberal father that i'm off to go get another sex change. he tells me "yass monarch slay". but in reality i go to church to study the teachings of the lord. if my liberal father knew this i would be disowned. this is joe biden's america

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I was a part of the russian sleep experiment but I was in the control group so none of that stuff happened to me

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you want what

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wish i could call in bitchy to work

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Go Girls Go! | First Dyke March in Washington DC, 1993

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Hey wouldn’t it be crazy if we just *falls in love with you in every timeline, known and unknown, in and out of bodies we have come to recognize, in places both mundane and not to be traversed, and is bound to find you in every walk of life we take*

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found this on my monthly tiktok scroll. i think we should add murder too.

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Norman Rockwell (American, 1894 - 1978), Wet Paint, 1930, oil on canvas.

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jkr actively funds and lobbies for her hate groups and against my country's independence movement with the money she gets from dumb fucks who don't think their dollars count. if you're going to be a moral jellyfish at least simp for a dead bigot.

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more girl rivalries in fiction should end in them having sex with eachother