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tumblr is quite odd you could post the word 'raisin' and get like 30k notes

no it would have to be like, another corn flaek situation

so like, if you made terrifying deepfried art of slenderman holding a handful of grapes & labelled it “RAISAN,” that might get notes

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it may seem i post as if i’m talking to a huge audience of followers but in reality i’m just talking to my multiple split personalities...

...also the ghosts in your attic

#dissacociative identity disorder #:) #cryptid #voice in your head #it just be that way sometimes #i’m very bad at tags #mentally unstable #i want some choccy milk #give me your socks

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everyone meet my son

Jeremys first time outside!!

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Do not be scared! It's just water..

No need to be frightened, but dont you dare get wet-

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JEREMY NO--

#furby #jeremy is my son #can’t you see the resemblance #you can’t convince me otherwise #love #my child #i may not have made him but he is as much my child as he would be if i did #blood doesn’t make a family #welcome home son

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it doesn’t have to be a dream uwu

Barack Obama had a pet furby, and was using it to threaten me to make him some cereal. When I refused, his furby turned into a gigantic Eldritch-looking monster and slammed me into the floor, making me go through it like one of those Mario painting portals. It took me to Disneyland, but everything was abandoned and rusted and broken down there, and Obama drove up in a bus, and peaked his head out saying, “Everyone has a specific time when they should die, and right now, it’s your time.” Then he ram into me with the bus at full speed.

#dream #barack obama #happy thoughts #busses #disney #furby

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sometimes i like to wander around your house when everyone is asleep

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my outlook on the world was changed permanently by the discovery that the raptors in Jurassic Park were played by actors in raptor suits

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more parents need to understand that teaching children to ask why rules exist is positive and valuable. teaching kids about authority–and that authority is not always right, and when and how to question it–is a fundamental step to preparing them for adult life. 

do it right and you won’t get disobedient kids, you’ll get kids who think critically 

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#thought i looked cute #won’t delete later #lock up your husbands i’m coming out of my cave tonight #beauty #cursed #blessed #candid

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good morning!!

here are some motivational thoughts to start your day:

- your bones are always wet ✨

- you’re not a person with a skeleton inside you, you are a skeleton controlling a flesh sack 💕

- your bones get itchy 🌈

- you will never know what your voice really sounds like 🥰

#good morning #motivational #happy thoughts #love #be kind #cursed #give me your bones