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Spell to Burn the Gävle Goat

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I am still alive, Gaza is no longer Gaza

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Read this. Read it slowly.

Read it again.

And then again.

Don’t you ever forget it.

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- welcome to our native bee garden! over there you can see leafcutter bees slicing leaves to line their nests, and that’s a carpenter bee hard at work chewing a tunnel for her larvae!

- oh, what’s that little green one?

- that’s a swear bee!

- don’t you mean sweat bee?

[Bee]: fuck!

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listen. listen. I know we don't like the older brother in Perfect Marriage Revenge, but the scene where Jong-wook knocks the dude down and threatens him on that totally-not-a-set-up blind date has me kicking my feet and twirling my hair

#perfect marriage revenge #seo jong-wook #he's terrible and no good but also I am paying attention

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trying to decide what it would say about my mental health if I started actively using this site again

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My answer is yes for Heath Ledger. I was obsessed with him when he died and it broke my little pre-teen heart 💔

#that david bowie and alan rickman back to back destroyed me

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please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet

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It's October 1st my dudes, you know what that means 🎃

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is that a speaker in your pants or is your penis loud as fuck and singing beautiful songs to me

#scanaln shorthalt

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Spooky season is upon us! To celebrate I put together a few designs promoting books and libraries. If you like them, feel free to use them! These are four of my poster designs! Again, these posters are absolutely free for you to print and use!

Schools and public libraries are under attack and need your support. They are facing quiet defunding, book bans, and acts of hate. Please consider contacting your local representative to ask that these institutions remain funded and protected, and show your support by stopping by your local library.

For additional Halloween freebies celebrating libraries and reading, click the link here!

If you would like to see more of my library/activism designs or would like to get these designs on a T-shirt, book bag, or sticker, you can visit my shop here.

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Got to DM through my first TPK today (they got better) and I gotta tell you the way I was CACKLING bc it literally happened on one persons turn man I could barely breathe it was great

#dnd #ttrpg #i mean they got better but they're in the feywild #so they got weird too #they just don't know it yet

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there aren’t enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.

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Crochet is all over fashion again this spring. Reminder that crochet cannot be done by machine, so someone had to make it by hand. There is literally no fast fashion brand that is paying a fair wage to the artisans who are doing that work, even taking local wages in other countries into account. And you can tell that by the pricing. I crochet faster than most people I know, and a jacket always takes me at least 20 hours. And dresses take 30-50. The smaller the yarn, the more hours it’ll take to make something.

There are tons of crocheters on Etsy setting their own prices. Check there before you shop Target or Express or any other place selling on a rack.

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Is it just me or are the new tumblr users convinced there's a penalty of some kind for using this site like it's meant to be used?

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Hello crochet savvy people! I have a request to make. I'm trying to recreate a tablecloth my grandmother made as a wedding present for my parents almost thirty years ago. My grandmother has since passed, and I was never able to find a written pattern for the tablecloth.

I can mostly figure it out by looking at pictures I've taken of the existing one, but the little flower bits are really throwing me for a loop. If anyone could recommend a way to do those bits or if by some miracle you recognize the pattern and would be willing to share it with me, I would be eternally grateful.

Here are the pictures I have of it! Tha k you again for anyone who can help!!

(Picture: Four pictures show a white, crochet tablecloth with a repeating pattern.)

#crochet #crochet tablecloth #vintage crochet #crochet help

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Puppy is one with nature 

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Round 1, Poll 20: Grog Strongjaw VS Clone JFK

#for strongjaw #cr #critical role