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homestuck is a webcomic about amphibian conservation efforts

#yeah. #reblag #queue

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@madam-melon-meow I am forever in your debt

Kanaya <> Terezi: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend, a coalition competition fic!

Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend (2337 words) by Anonymous Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kanaya Maryam/Terezi Pyrope, Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam, Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket Characters: Terezi Pyrope, Kanaya Maryam, Gamzee Makara Additional Tags: POV Terezi Pyrope, pale vrisrezi, red rosemary, pale kanrezi, Pale Infidelity, One Night Stand, Retcon Timeline Summary: Vriska sure has been 'hands on' with Rose's alcoholism recovery. It almost feels. Like she's paling at her. >:[

This is one of nine entries to our Valentine's Day themed gift swap, written for coalition member @meowloudly15

if you've read this fic, we recommend you check out the other eight entries!

read them all? we invite you to join us in voting on categories such as "best in moirallegance" "best in fluff" "best in melodrama" and more!

#BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK #please I swear to God read this right now #kanrezi #long post #reblag #fic rec

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Mom Lalonde <> HIC: someglubby put me outta my fishery, a coalition competition fic!

someglubby put me outta my fishery (2574 words) by Anonymous Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Homestuck Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: The Condesce/Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde, The Condesce & Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde Characters: Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde, The Condesce (Homestuck), Rose Lalonde Additional Tags: Crack, Fluff, Alternate Universe - No Sburb Session, Pale Romance | Moirallegiance, Alternate Universe - Aliens, Intentionally Bad Spelling & Grammar, Chatlogs, No beta we die like HIC's self-respect Summary:

CC: stop glubbin to me -- colloquialCondescension [CC] blocked tonicandGin [TG] -- -- tonicandGin [TG] unblocked colloquialCondescension [CC] -- CC: W)(AT TG: u aint geftin rid a me TAHT eeasiely TG: WONK

Or: The story of the pale romance that redeems Her Imperious Condescension.

This is one of nine entries to our Valentine's Day themed gift swap, written for legacy coalition member @myusernameisstolen

if you've read this fic, we recommend you check out the other eight entries!

read them all? we invite you to join us in voting on categories such as "best in Moirallegience" "best in fluff" "most interesting headcanon" and more!

#THANK YOU #reblag #long post #fanfiction #yeah I wrote that. B3 #hic/mom lalonde

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will make a proper housesnared promo post once I get some more pages up

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GIRL.

YUO TH ERE„ GIRL.

HWO DO YOU EXPECT TOE OUTDRINK M E

WHEND IJ AM ALBAERADY BEER

#HAHAHAHAHAHAHA #reblag #long post #lord english #ms paint #alcohol #queue

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weve seen that the friendsim trolls dont adhere to any sort of rules when selecting screen names so are we just supposed to assume that the hivebent trolls just… Did That

#WHEEZE #reblag #karkat vantas #equius zahhak #queue

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jezus christ im done

ill get to the godtiers l8r

#new carapacians just dropped #reblag #tf2 #queue

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#AHAHHHAFDSHHDJGDDJ #reblag #john egbert #june egbert #rose lalonde #queue #GOD I love this

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join me this weekend at 1:30 (pacific) for a casual stream with the beyond canon team. we’ll be drawing and chatting while hanging out with you guys for the homestuck anniversary. hope to see you there!

#OH SIGNAL BOOST #reblag #hicu

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what do you mean by WV being named the mayor? like do people think thats legit his name or??

Yes, more or less. People will call him that exclusively as if it is his name. It is not his name.

A common phrase amongst people who even just respect The Exiles and The Midnight Crew Intermission is "His name is Wayward Vagabond"/"His name is WV", and it's a pretty common observation that when people refer to "Wayward Vagabond" vs. "The Mayor", they are referring to two entirely different characters. (The same applies to "the Alpha Trolls" vs. "The Dancestors". Those are two different character groups, and with similar reasons as to why.)

People who exclusively or nigh exclusively refer to WV as "The Mayor" tend to be viewing him purely from the lens of his dynamic with Dave and Karkat, often turning him into either essentially a child or essentially a dog. In fact, the dog option seems to be quite popular in Kid+Beta Troll-centric Humanstuck/No-SBURB AUs. The Mayor is a cutesy little mute creature with little to no agency or independence that DaveKat can dote on- ignore the overpowering vibes of ableism, that's totally not relevant. Wayward Vagabond is a revolutionary leader and a grown ass man with hobbies, interests, his own independent beliefs, and complex relationships.

There is a difference. His name is Wayward Vagabond.

#abso-FRIGGIN-lutely #wv #wayward vagabond #the mayor #reblag #swearing #queue

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r. red min. remind me to make a propr er promotion post for hosuensared after i get good namight's sleep tonigh

#I am so toried #tired #literally #help

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can you elaborate on Latula having brain damage?

Latula was not born anosmic. That was something she gained through an accident, spoken of only in hushed whispers. She lost her sense of smell through physical trauma. She’s very intent on keeping this somewhat of a secret, and constantly downplays her anosmia being a disability. No one really knows what happened, not even Aranea. They just know that something happened, and Latula lost her ability to smell out of it. Latula is the only person that really seems to know what happened, and she’s not opening her mouth about it.

She’s a Knight of Mind, with Knights being notorious for overcompensating for their sense of having a fundamental flaw in or lack of their own Aspect.

Fundamental flaw in Mind, huh? One they keep tightly under wraps. That technically rules out Latula’s OCD- not only do we know that she’s medicated to help manage it, but she talks about it freely. Though she is, by Porrim’s words, “overcompensating for her gender”, that’s not really a Mind thing.

Do you remember her conversation with Kankri? Where it’s revealed that what Aranea meant by them having “complicated unrequited feelings for each other”, was that Kankri was creepily obsessed with her- to a literal stalkerish extent- and Latula was deeply not into it? There was a point in his ramblings where he starts talking about her Anosmia. He frames it as inspiration porn, and she’s quick to downplay.

The main bit here is calling Latula “brave” for “suffering” through a disability, when she barely counts it as one. She insists specifically on not making it into a big deal. Part of this is understandable- having your disability turned into inspiration porn right in front of your face is deeply unpleasant. But anosmia is a disability… But it doesn’t have much to do with Mind, does it?

Reveal Time: It is physically impossible to have an accident where you slam your head into something so hard that you lose your sense of smell… And not get brain damage in the process.

Her unique, extremely long-standing relationship with Mituna- you know, the one that she acts cagey about when the topic of his disability comes up- may actually be in part strengthened by a sense of kinship. It’s genuinely extremely likely her accident left her with far more than anosmia, and she’s just downplaying it out of a neurotic sense of self preservation. She is terrified of Culling.

Mituna had an incident of violent physical trauma that left him brain damaged, and now he takes a kind of medication to help mitigate problems that arise from it. No one really knows what happened except for Mituna, and Aranea can’t really get any details out of him, so she leaves it marked as an incident that made him lose his mind. Latula had an incident of violent physical trauma that left her without a sense of smell, and she takes a kind of medication to help mitigate problems caused by her mind. No one really knows what happened except for Latula, and Aranea can’t really get any details out of her, so she leaves it marked as an incident that made her lose her sense of smell.

Latula’s deeply protective of Mituna. We know that. He’s constantly stated to have “lost his mind” in the Great Act of Heroism.

Is it unlikely to assume, considering… Everything that’s going on here, that maybe they both have the same fundamental flaw in their sense of Mind?

#OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO CORRECT #this is the single most galaxy-brained latula take I have ever seen #reblag #latula pyrope #mituna captor #mitula #latuna #what even is their ship name. they're so cute tho #queue #long post

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As a Bible Belter I have to say that I love that the fandom essentially collectively agreed that Jane Crocker is southern despite being from basically the most northerner state possible. It’s one of the very few good pieces of fanon. Jane is the most southern character in Homestuck.

Dave isn’t properly southern because he’s from Houston. Dirk isn’t either because he’s just in the middle of the fucking ocean. They could be from anywhere. They could be from New York and nothing would really change. Jane, though? You couldn’t beat the Carolinas out of that girl if you tried. She ain’t even from here, yet she is. I’m claiming her. Paradox Space? No. Paradox South.

#COMPLETELY correct #Jane is so Dixie #like she was born and raised in Washington but she's Georgia to the core #jane crocker #reblag #queue #broke: kanaya is the mom friend. woke: jane is the mom friend

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WHAT DID I TELL YOU!

HOUSESNARED

#homestuck #fanventure #housesnared #etaccurate #shameless self promotion #I'M ONLY LIKE TEN MINUTES LATE IN MY TIME ZONE

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Finale, at long last

#[steve harvey voice] YES!!! KILL #reblag #poll #queer media tourney #vriskasweep2k24

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COME ON GUYS VOTE HOMESTUCK

#self-reblag #poll

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#VOTE HOMESTUCK EVERYBODY VOTE HOMESTUCK #reblag #poll