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the-iron-lion · 4 hours
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Keyboard go BRRRRRRRRRR
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the-iron-lion · 13 hours
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So, this week I ordered a new couch pillow because I had a husband pillow full of shredded memory foam, and the thing needs to be opened and shifted around about once a week with the way I use it so it doesn't shape up weird and actually fuck up my back when I bought it to NOT fuck up my back.
I now have a wedge pillow, made of one piece of foam. And I ordered a book cushion from etsy, and I just wanna say to anyone who has thought "that adaptive thing seems like it would be useful, but I'm not disabled, so maybe it's not for me?"
It's for you. Trust me. My back hurt because I was slouching weird on the couch. I got a husband pillow. It helped a lot. But, it turns out, what I need is one giant piece of memory foam, not a bunch of tiny bits.
And the book cushion? Books are heavy sometimes. Being able to rest it higher in my lap so it's easier to read and hold? Better for my body.
Also, do you wake up with pain in the mornings? Try a contour pillow and a knee pillow.
Get those extra-strong treaded soles to wear with your heels because you wobble otherwise.
Wear compression gloves when you type. Get those orthopedic shoes because you can walk longer distances in more comfort. Buy the bra that actually supports the weight of your boobs. Get a lapdesk for your computer. Use a neck pillow even at home to keep your neck straight. Wear socks to bed. Listen to audiobooks. Read large print books.
You see something that you think will work for you and improve how you feel? Use it! Let's fucking normalize adaptative shit for everyone!
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the-iron-lion · 2 days
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the-iron-lion · 6 days
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REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!
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the-iron-lion · 16 days
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do you ever not write for so long that you’re almost afraid to? like what if I’m dumb now
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the-iron-lion · 17 days
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the-iron-lion · 17 days
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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
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the-iron-lion · 19 days
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came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat
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the-iron-lion · 19 days
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when in fics they say two characters gave each other a look this is always what i envision in my head
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the-iron-lion · 19 days
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that comment about how you should not borrow grief from the future has saved me multiple times from spiraling into an inescapable state of anxiety. like every time i find myself thinking about how something in the future could go wrong i remember that comment and i think to myself: well i never know, it might get better. it might not even happen the way i think it will and if it does happen and it is sad and bad ill be sad about it then, when it happens. and it’s somehow soo freeing
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the-iron-lion · 20 days
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Sucks that "sleeping together" refers to sex. Sometimes a fella just wants to snooze with a pal.
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the-iron-lion · 21 days
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first time I ever went to the animal shelter and picked out my own animal was surreal. we had so many animals growing up but we never picked out any of them. and sure that’s normal for cats. they just showed up and we adopted them. but it didn’t end there.
we had a ball python because my mom was on a walk with her friends, saw it on the ground (this was Ohio) said “woah! that’s not native!” and put it in her purse. we advertised but never found the owner so we kept the purse python.
we ended up with a corn snake during a hurricane because my mom went out to get one of the cats and the corn snake was so little it came blowing through the air like a branch and my mom reached out and grabbed it out of the air to save it.
actually the point of this post is lost because I typed this far and realized the universe was maybe just sending my mom snakes specifically.
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the-iron-lion · 23 days
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Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
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the-iron-lion · 26 days
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the-iron-lion · 27 days
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I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.
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the-iron-lion · 27 days
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