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ROUND HOUSE KICK THE REBLOG BUTTONNN!!!!
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Use #Save Silwan and reblog!
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From eye.on.palestine on Instagram
Reblog and use save silwan and save sheikh jarrah in your tags.
Refrain from using Asian Lives Matter/Palestinian Lives Matter as it's meant only for the Black Lives Matter movement. Use other hashtags, please.
Continue speaking up. The violence is ongoing and will keep going if we don't use our voices to spread awareness.
Share to other social media as well and follow Palestinian accounts like eye.on.palestine on Instagram that update live from Palestine.
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if you are a non-native english speaker reblog and put in the tags what took you the most time to understand
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Aragorn, handing the hobbits cups of green juice: Here you go, master hobbits. This helps with digestion, strengthens the immune system and it is healthy.
Pippin: This is disgusting.
Aragorn:
Aragorn, narrowing his eyes, pointing his finger at Pippin threateningly: Listen here you little sh--
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13 yr old kid**
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Aragorn: You think I enjoy being mother hen to all of you?
Legolas:
Gimli:
Boromir:
Merry:
Pippin:
Sam:
Frodo:
Gandalf:
Aragorn: Okay fine, It’s like crack to me
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Aragorn: And so concludes this year’s secret santa drawing. Just a quick reminder of the rules: 40 coin limit, no perishable items, and no wild animals.
Merry: Oh Aragorn, I would like a 40 coin gift certificate to any restaurant that serves nachos.
Aragorn: I don't have you Merry.
Merry: Not only do I know that you do indeed have me, but I also know who everyone else has.
Legolas: That’s not possible.
Merry: Perhaps not for an ordinary person such as yourself, Legolas. But for the brilliant mind of Meriadoc Sherlock Brandybuck, I legally changed my name, it's quite simply elementary.
Merry: For you see, Sam made a face like he won the lottery, which means he has Frodo.
Merry: Frodo has Legolas. His eyes keep shifting over to his bow.
Frodo: No they don’t!
Merry: Legolas looked terrified, which means he has Pippin.
Merry: Gimli didn't draw a name, nor did he put one in. He doesn't wanna participate.
Gimli: For obvious reasons
Merry: Pippin has Boromir. He’s holding his paper inside out.
Merry: Boromir moves his mouth when he reads and he clearly said Aragorn.
Pippin: Oh he’s good.
Merry: And I have Sam, which meansAragorn has me. I’ll be taking that gift certificate. Dude loves nachos.
Aragorn: Should we draw names again and leave Merry out?
All: Yes.
Merry: No! Sherlock wants presents!
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Aragorn: I am not lying on the floor physically, but I am lying on the floor spiritually.
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Homeless people aren't chaotic. This is just Gandalf and Aragorn. And they could easily have permanent homes. Aragorn is the frickin heir of isildur. He is a king of a country yet he chose the wild.
Calm: Sam.
No energy: Frodo, Merry, Boromir, Aragorn, Gandalf.
Normal but might turn feral energy: Legolas.
Has some energy: Gimli.
Too much energy: Pippin.
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Feral homeless man: Aragorn
Pyromanic homeless man: Gandalf
Calm: Sam.
No energy: Frodo, Merry, Boromir, Aragorn, Gandalf.
Normal but might turn feral energy: Legolas.
Has some energy: Gimli.
Too much energy: Pippin.
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Pippin: I am like a flower.
Sam: Beautiful and delicate?
Pippin: No, if you forget about me and don't give me attention, I will wilt and die.
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today marks one year since Eyad Al Hallaq, an autistic 32 year old palestinian man, was brutally murdered by officers of the israeli occupation police while he was on his way to Elwyn El-Quds Center, a school for disabled people.
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they said he looked suspicious and accused him of holding a rifle while he was only holding a surgical face mask and rubber gloves. they brutally murdered him, even as his caregiver repeatedly screamed in arabic and in hebrew that he was disabled and that he wasn’t holding any kind of weapon.
read this article: 'He's Disabled,' the Caregiver Screamed. 'I'm With Her,' Eyad Cried. The Cop Opened Fire Anyway:
“The whole time she [his caregiver] shouted, “He is disabled, he is disabled!” in Hebrew, and Hallaq shouted, “Ana ma’aha!” – Arabic for “I am with her” – as he attempted to cling to his caregiver for protection. It’s not hard to imagine what went through his mind in those last terrified minutes, as three officers ran into the room screaming, “Where is the rifle? Where is the rifle?””
“The officers aimed their weapons at Hallaq. They were at point-blank range, standing over him at the entrance to the garbage room. Abu Hadid [his caregiver] kept trying to explain that Hallaq didn’t have any sort of gun – he was only holding the surgical face mask that is required these days at the center, and rubber gloves – when one of the officers fired three shots with his M-16 into the center of the young man’s body, killing him instantly.”
“Hallaq’s dream was to work as an assistant cook. In the meantime, he and others at the center would prepare food and go to the Beit Hanina neighborhood to give it to children with special needs there.”
israel has a long history of targeting disabled palestinians and their accommodations: a children’s hospital and a rehabilitation center for the disabled were damaged by israeli airstrikes this christmas. IOF officers pushed a disabled person over in their wheelchair, breaking part of it in the process. the occupation targeted an apartment that they said was a hamas operations center, but the targets were a physically disabled man, his pregnant wife, and their one year old child who were all killed. the remains of Iyad Salah’s wheelchair were found in the rubble. and more.
the occupation also leaves irreversible neurological, physical, and mental disabilities on palestinians by targeting highly dense populated areas, like the Gaza Strip. this is not an isolated and unique occurrence — notice israel’s bank of targets. this is unforgivable. do not forget and do not let forget.
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I don't remember if I post it here but here's little Pippin, his mother - Eglantine Banks, Bilbo (he has to be 100 years old I forgot about that), Merry (8 y.o.) and Frodo (22 y.o.)
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I decided to draw them with their book age and it was so lovely funny!
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Aragorn:
Boromir: Stop it.
Aragorn: Stop what? I am not even doing anything.
Boromir: You are thinking about taking the Fellowship on another one of your camping trips.
Boromir: Tell me I am wrong.
Aragorn, sighing: No you are not. But this time it will be diffe--
Boromir: This time it will be different? That is what you said the last time and guess what happened? We almost became dinner to a tribe that lived in that forest.
Aragorn: Those people had no right to live in that forest without informing us about their presence and they were poor hosts.
Boromir:
Aragorn: But what about that time we climbed Mount Caradhars? It wasn't so bad.
Boromir: Yeah, now that I think about it, that wasn't so bad. Except for the fact that the hobbits almost died and Pippin got frost bite.
Aragorn: What about that time we went to the river?
Boromir: Almost drowned.
Aragorn: The mines of Moria?
Boromir: We were lost in the mines for three days and Gandalf disappeared for a week.
Aragorn: Fangorn forest?
Boromir: Legolas went feral, got attached to the trees and refused to let go.
Aragorn: Going to see Mount Doom?
Boromir: The volcano erupted while we were there and poor Frodo's feet got burned and Sam had to help him escape.
Aragorn: The time we went sightseeing?
Boromir: Merry and Pippin got kidnapped by an underground criminal organisation.
Aragorn: It seems like you need a little break from all the excitement, Boromir.
Boromir:
Aragorn: So instead of organizing a camping trip, I am going to organize a little game night for the Fellowship.
Boromir: Why are you so fond of putting us in mortal peril?
Boromir: The last game night you put together, Merry and Gimli almost started World War III.
Aragorn: How abo--
Boromir: n o.
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Merry, opening a bag of candy:
Pippin: Can I have some?
Merry: No, I am going to eat them all by myself and there is nothing that you can do to make me change my mind.
Pippin: Actually, There is something that I can do.
Pippin, maliciously: I will cry.
Merry, terrified: please don't.
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Pippin: My biggest talent is being stress.
Frodo: Don’t you mean stressed?
Pippin: No.
Gandalf, tired: No.
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[At 3 a.m.]
Aragorn: Hey Siri, play the 10 hour loop of (I just can't wait to be king) again.
Everyone: NO.
Frodo: We haven't slept in days.
Sam: Mr. Frodo hasn't slept in days.
Merry: I think I am suffering from ear damage.
Pippin, holding a stuffed toad and some of its cotton is getting out of it: Even he can't take it anymore.
Legolas, vibing:
Gimli, holding his axe, his bloodshot eyes narrowed:
Gandalf: If you play this song one more time, Aragorn, you won't live long enough to be a king.
Boromir: Give us a moment for pity's sake.
Aragorn: Fine, I will heed your wishes. Siri, play the 5 hour loop instead.
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LOTR characters going to therapy.
Pippin: I have conquered my fear of ghosts.
Therapist: That is the spirit.
Pippin [terrified, looking around]: W-where?
Therapist: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health.
Aragorn [finger guns]: That is why I also bottle up the positive ones.
Therapist: And what do we say when something bad happens?
Boromir: Called it.
Therapist: No.
Therapist: And what do we do when we are feeling stressed?
Frodo: Stop making plans, avoid text messages and accidentally alienate myself from all of my friends.
Therapist: No.
Therapist: What do we do when we feel like this?
Faramir: Let's walk deeper into these thoughts and feelings and break them apart until I find the moment in my childhood where this pattern began.
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I thought it would be nice to draw Pippin and Merry but with their hair colors from the books. Pip is blond! Merry I wasn’t sure but I think he has brown hair. It’s confusing to see xD I still like this little sketch.
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