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I wonder why

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the gifs i find on this website... you guys are art curators

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Eva Funderburgh

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i feel so seen!!

(twitter thread)

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You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.

Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.

And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.

Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.

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im not sure you know what ancient rome is

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I love Barbie and like Monster High a lot, but I only really care about their movies and TV shows, I only care about the dolls incidentally and I definitely don't collect them. But because I do still love them, I am subscribed to a couple of doll youtubers despite not really knowing or caring too terribly much about dolls.

Which semi-regularly leads to scenarios where they're detailing the history of a specific line and say something like "Then in 2011, the quality dropped so severely. Look at her, she's awful!" and then they put up a picture of a doll that looks exactly the same as the last twelve dolls they showed me

#i imagine this is what my partners go through when I'm talking about dolls #we're all into mh and eah but I'm the real doll collector and sometimes I can feel the 🤨 through the screen yk

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Which one is your favourite? @thoughtstherapy

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moomin sea slugs

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God gave all his "would put my dick in a blender" people vaginas bc he knows whatd we do.

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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

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more art of my maddie and raven redesigns with a brush pen and colored pencils💕💜

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SELF CARE! [Eats chocolate pudding straight out of the tub at 1am]

#YOU DO!!!!!!