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So... He's kind of going to be...

My family put the hammer down and it will stay... A watchdog project.

If the cost of having security and peace of mind in my home is that I have scars all over my body... It seems like a reasonable price that MY FAMILY DECIDED ON.

#baby dog #puppers #my pets

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Quê essa seja a minha primeira e última vez colocando um vídeo nesse blog ...

Alguém que um cachorrinho de grátis? Tô cogitando levar ele sem nem pensar na distância.

#cachorro filhote #adoção #adoption #cachorrinho #filhotinho

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Alguém da região do Rio de Janeiro - capital estaria interessado em um cachorrinho filhote?

Minha prima recebeu um aviso na rede social que em algumas ruas de distância um bando de pnc estavam agredindo filhotes de cachorro. Um foi salvo por uma senhora,as ela não tinha como cuidar de dois.

Ela resgatou ele mas nós já temos uma cachorra que não está feliz com a nova presença e uma gata que já anunciou que vai partir para agressão se ele se aproximar.

E ele parece que vai ficar grande, o que seria um problema já que todos os animais daqui de casa são de porte pequeno.

Ele é filhotinho muito pequeno mas já quase do tamanho da minha cachorra (ela é uma Yorkshire).

Se necessário eu ando a cidade inteira de trem ou Uber para entregar ele para sua nova casa.

#cachorro #cachorrinhos #I was going to put the TAG puppy #but the results horrify me #adoção #adoption

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'kay... I tell.

St. James Infirmary Blues - The Beetty Boop Cartoon. that thing is hypnotic.

And the last was from a short about Q!Forever and the drugs arc: Copacabana (At the Copa).

I think I have a old soul.

If I had a coin for every time I fell in love with an old song because of an animation from some fandom I would have two coins. Which isn't much, but it's weird to happen twice.

#songs #old songs #st james infirmary blues #Copacabana (At the Copa) #sorry

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If I had a coin for every time I fell in love with an old song because of an animation from some fandom I would have two coins. Which isn't much, but it's weird to happen twice.

#songs #old songs

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Done.

Things that should have happened in the ML Season 5

-Adrien (As Adrien) Standing up to his father

-Marinette and Adrien Dance in the formal outfits

-Adrien finds out he's a sentimonster

-Adrien finds out Gabriel was Monarch

-Marinette doesnt have to handle a situation herself

-Ladybug vs Chat noir

-Andre the ice cream man gets deported

-Andre the mayor gets locked up for corruption.

-Lila gets investigated for identity theft

-Alya and the class apologize to Marinette regarding the Lila debacle.

-Luka gets a boyfriend during his trip.

-Luka apologizes to both Adrien and Marinette for hiding the fact he knew their identities. And faces legit consequences

-Su Han actually TRAINS THE F***ING HEROES

-Kagami punches Felix (looks she flipped him, but at least one punch)

-The statue of Gabriel gets covered in Pigeon s***

-Gabriel is seen in hell

#miraculous ladybug #ml season 5 #ml critical #ml s***post #reblog

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I have no idea why, but my YouTube feed keeps recommending the same song to me, from an artist I've never heard, just because I saw a short about how the song was similar to the music from a Mario Kart map. ONCE. I listen to Imagine Dragons, Mystery Skulls, MCR, FoB and music from the time my grandparents were kids IN LOOP!! But what is recommended to me every time without fail is this song…

#i'm loosing my mind #rant post #Now I listen to this song even without any device open #i'm haunted

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She succeeded. She managed to take my cell phone. AGAIN!!!

My sister has a knack for turning cell phones into steaming piles of rubble.

In the short time I have this my cell phone, my sister destroyed (counting on this) 3 cell phones.

always in the same way:

Knock it to the ground and destroy the screen beyond any repairs.

Drop into pools/buckets of water/any liquid more than 4 cm deep.

She works with deliveries and parcels by cell phone... And begins a horrible and emotional cry of how she always suffers and no one can help her.

And she always makes my life miserable if I don't 'lend' my phone to her... And this is always accompanied by passive-aggressive comments of how my cell phone is garbage and that it must be disposed of urgently.

By the way she goes, she should get a new phone from the middle of next MONTH!!!!!

Until then my phone is 'hostage' to her. And I have to depend on my cousin's goodwill and study schedules to use her laptop a little bit, which I'm using now.

And the worst... I was very engaged in YGO DL... And I can't download anything on my cousin's laptop. I'm not annoyed that I can't play a digital card game, but frustrated that once again I have to do the whims of my pseudo-Karen sister.

#vent #my rants #family #delete later

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The most important canon facts TailsTube has given us

-Tails uses tumblr -In his world, tumblr has a two-tailed icon -The fact above might imply Tails has created tumblr

#sonic the hedgehog

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Me: It's been days since I don't get a good night's sleep... What the hell is wrong?

Also me: *Watches 6 hours of Analog Horror and Horror ARG everyday*

#sillyposting #im a idiot

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My newest song collaboration with Itoki Hana has been released.

Please watch the video. It was created by Bani-chan (who created UNDERTALE fan animations a long time ago) entirely by herself over a period of two years. I’m extremely proud of this.

(Warning: Contains graphic imagery.)

#music video #itoki hana #toby fox

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reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

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DIGIMON GHOST GAME: AKA: How to make the fanbase desperate with an unexpected ending.

Unlike Adventure:2020, I haven't commented much on this season because;

Story pacing is different (horror stories vs season 1 reboot)

Many of the references I needed to go after and the chances of talking nonsense were great. And I can't stand to hear more irrelevant drama than I already listen to offline.

But I really wanted to talk about Ghost GAME, and now that the season """"ended"""", I can talk a little with my opinions (and spoilers soon if you don't want to, don't read. Enjoy other of my posts or go to another blog you like, I'm not holding you back 🙂)

Taking everything out of the way, let's go to the beginning :

1 - The delay for tamers/chosen children/human heroes to appear and develop as characters.

I'm going to take those shots soon because it was one of the things that pissed me off the most.

Ruli joined the team in episode 3 and got the adult form of Angoramon in episode 15.

Kiyo joined the team in episode 5 and reached Jellymon's adult form in episode 10, if I'm not mistaken.

After waiting 12 episodes to reach the adult form compared to Kiyo who was only 5, she only reached the Ultimate form in episode 35. 20 more episodes. Kiyo achieved Ultimate form in episode 29...

Hiro already reached adult forms (Red, Blue and Green) in episodes 2, 7 and 12. The Ultimate form came in the episode 25...

And most of the time it was Hiro and Gammamon who solved everything, leaving the other humans and digimon in the background. Like the protagonists of the original Adventure rooting for the Megas to win because they are nothing but Ultimate form and the enemies are too strong for them.

And want to know when the mega forms arrived? Episode 56 for Hiro, 58 for Ruli and 60 for Kiyo.

And the season ended at 67... and the last two episodes Diarbbtmon and Amphimon barely served as relevant fighters... They were more like glorified punching bags.

2 - Digimon do not fight to the death.

It may sound morbid but it's a fact: The enemies fight to kill, the protagonists don't fight seriously because they don't want to hurt the other digimons.

Apart from GulusGammamon (I already got to him) the protagonists killed at least 2 digimons: SimbaeAngoramon killed Digitamamon and the three Ultimate killed RareRaremon.(No, Shadramon was already half dead before Datamon messed with him. Tetismon didn't kill him.)

It makes it seem like they don't really fight. And all they do is sit the shit out and then make up... which is kind of disappointing after the literal demon of lust just walks away.

3 - GulusGammamon

When he first appeared, NOBODY expected that the sweetest marshmallow in the world had the literal devil inside the body. But since every digimon protagonist has to have a dark evolution, it was to be expected.

Whenever GulusGammamon appeared it meant that someone was going to die. No jokes. That was basically it.

'Oh, this Digimon is too bad! What do we do?' 'Oh! Gammamon evolved into GulusGammamon!'

The worst part was what they did to him in the end. From Gammamon's suppressed original personality to the final Boss of the season. It was all so thrown in the face that there are still people numb from the shock.

And then there's the fact that he IS A FUCKING ALIEN DIGIMON FROM ANOTHER PLANET!!?That was contaminating the entire digital world to form an army to face a Galactus from the Digimon Universe!!??!?!!

4 - Espimon

For the first time, after Xros Wars of course, the protagonist won a secondary Digimon for his team. But my holy Christ... what a soap opera.

He was introduced in episode 38 but didn't reach his adult form until EPISODE 62!!!

This is all because he thought Hiro was a 'fake Hiro' because he wasn't practically identical to his father.

5 - THE END OF THE SEASON.

To say they hooked up for a second season is calling me and all fans idiots.

It was so rushed, but so rushed that it seemed like fanfic that the author got lost and decided to tie all the ends at once but left a lot up in the air.

The Digi-Galactus only coming 2000 years from now, a Country of Digimons in a space between the Digital World and the Human World*cough cough Xros Wars cough cough*, all human protagonists becoming diplomats as children. It looked like the Meme of Yamato becoming an astronaut at the end of Digimon 02...

But I'm not saying that the fight between Regulusmon and Siriusmon was bad... But three Megas almost losing to an Ultimate was a forced fall due to the plot armor.

I hope there is a second season, or movie or OVAs to end the story, because it was very... Empty at the end...

#Digimon #digimon ghost game

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This is relevant once again. I apologize if you are a real human getting blocked/reported.

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Just when you thought he’s done it all... Fucking chocolate guy fucking made a fucking “chocolate man” and I officially can’t even