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Oh, and don't even think I missed what they did here.
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The music being too loud for even the narrators to hear themselves is a golden bit
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(person who hasn’t read the primary text voice) what if I made some reductive assumptions
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This is the club Phineas should have been at the whole time.
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Completely unironically, this is my favorite line from this episode:
Narrator 3: Speaking of where they goes…
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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation
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davy jones
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Season 3, Episode X Appendices 🔎 | A Phosphorfest Band Poster
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from dick jokes to cocktails, grant o'brien's friends are passionate about a lot of things, but the one thing they love above all else is correcting people. this is um, actually: almost true facts about grant anthony o'brien.
<theme music plays>
joining us on today's episode we have <three of grant's friends>, and joining us not as always from the fact-checker room we have grant anthony o'brien himself.
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in front of me are a stack of incorrect statements, and it's up to you to find out what's wrong, buzz in, and correct me. if you do not start the statement with "um, actually..." I cannot give you the point, and someone else can buzz in and steal that answer from you
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i have not stopped thinking about this goodreads review for a MOMENT since i read it. it pingpongs in my head at all times. yesterday i walked into the kitchen and i realized i hadn't washed the pot from the night before, and said coldly, "the work of a sad little man who needs to see the ocean." unreal. i know i am changed.
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glad that Phineas Thatch's second trip to the club was a much better experience for everyone
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he made it to the club!!
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congrats to Phineas Thatch on getting a bit of therapy AND properly going to the club, and having a pretty great experience with both, it was all pretty brief but hey that counts enough
the search for a third meme in a similar vein to follow up "please get him some therapy" and "he should be at the club" so that Phineas can continue to check these off like it's a literal quest log is underway, initial reports say one involving molotov cocktails or arson or something of that nature may prove fruitful
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said this before but deep down there is a small but deeply convicted and unsettled part of me so genuinely convinced that like 30 years from now some talented nyu grad prettyboy actor is going to be launching a for your consideration campaign after playing brendon urie in the social network style panic at the disco pseudo biopic produced by someone who was chronically online in 2014 but made it big in the entertainment industry somehow (nepotism probably) and all the buzz will be entirely centered around the film’s frame by frame recreation of northern downpour live at bush hall. people on a niche but very dedicated side of twitter will be posting side-by-sides of the 2011 recording and the clip from the film like they did with the bohemian rhapsody live aid performance. it will be nominated for 3 oscars and 4 golden globes and will win none of them. ryden discourse will be back but worse somehow. hell will be empty and all the devils will be here
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