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hermitcraft “fun facts” are so hilarious because they’re always like

etho created the hopper clock! ⏰

xizuma created bedwars! 🛏️

cubfan is a published astrophysicist.

#cubfan135

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Okay so I've been really into MaIK for awhile now, i just haven't posted anything about it. However, I have an insane fucking theory that is highkey me just REACHING but its fun so idc.

I Think Iruma isn't human anymore.

I know, thats the whole point of the manga. But Hear Me Out.

1. Iruma's parents sold his soul (at least thats what Iruma says), oftentimes people consider your soul to be what give you humanity, what makes you human. So Iruma, while still physically human, is fundamentally missing something other humans have.

(This claim is kinda wishy-washy because Iruma's parents state that they just traded *Iruma* for money, not necessarily his soul.)

2. Chapter 307. Sullivan tells Iruma hes "Become a fine demon." This reads as Sullivan telling Iruma hes proud of how far he's come in the netherworld, and how well Iruma has integrated. I think it can also read as pretty literal. We've seen in most recent chapters how Iruma's mentality and morals have shifted, they've shifted to something that even caught his friends off guard. Wanting to terrify others? (with the idea that terror turns into excitement), commissioning Beem and still fully going thru with that despite knowing Beems artwork makes people lose themselves? Sounds kinda demony to me.

I don't necessarily think Iruma is a demon, at least definitely not physically, but he isn't much of a human anymore

#welcome to demon school iruma kun #mairimashita! iruma kun #iruma suzuki #crazy ass theory ik but still fun

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congrats to falsesymmetry for becoming The First Woman ever

#falsesymmetry #hermitcraft #shes literally the only woman ever

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what more can you say? an icon

#ethoslab #hes sooooo iconic

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facts (?) i have learnt about etho

- lives in the middle of nowhere in snow

- his gaming setup is incredibly cursed

- these revelations about his setup confirm that he does in fact have at least 2 arms. unsure about legs.

- his headphones are cursed in ways i don’t want to think about. but this is Proof he does in fact have a head

- a kid recognised him from his voice

- he hates onions

- used to help with his parent’s plant nursery business before it closed

- helped a girl out of her car after an accident

- has multiple generators

- doesn’t have a phone 😭😭

- probably chops wood and digs ditches?

- he still uses double tap to sprint

- a plastic bag once got stuck under his car and got burnt and stunk his car up for months

- he gets a nosebleed when he drinks carbonated drinks

- he had a cat named snuggles or snuckles who kiLLED A DUCK

- he likes baked potato but it’s actually baked in the MICROWAVE. for 3 hours?????

- a moose once broke his fence

- a moose once bit his sister (?)

- he went camping in the rocky mountains and messed up his ankles

- he likes peanut butter on bananas but he dropped it once but ate it anyway

- he made fireworks in his garage when he was younger and burnt a hole in a table

- he got stopped in an airport for having a BB gun i think it was

- his stopped uploading videos during the olympics. i don’t think this is a coincidence. i believe he is in the national hockey team. i have no proof.

- he is ripped with a 6 pack??

- he didn’t get vaccinated for a while when he was a kid?????

- he can make a popping noise by sticking his pinky finger in his ear

- always wears socks but hates sandals. not sure about the verdict on socks + sandals

- he can rotate his feet over 180 degrees. i think someone said it was 300 degrees but the thought of that makes me uncomfortable

- he likes the colour Green

#ethoslab #i do not believe he exists outside of the internet

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facts (?) i have learnt about etho

- lives in the middle of nowhere in snow

- his gaming setup is incredibly cursed

- these revelations about his setup confirm that he does in fact have at least 2 arms. unsure about legs.

- his headphones are cursed in ways i don’t want to think about. but this is Proof he does in fact have a head

- a kid recognised him from his voice

- he hates onions

- used to help with his parent’s plant nursery business before it closed

- helped a girl out of her car after an accident

- has multiple generators

- doesn’t have a phone 😭😭

- probably chops wood and digs ditches?

- he still uses double tap to sprint

- a plastic bag once got stuck under his car and got burnt and stunk his car up for months

- he gets a nosebleed when he drinks carbonated drinks

- he had a cat named snuggles or snuckles who kiLLED A DUCK

- he likes baked potato but it’s actually baked in the MICROWAVE. for 3 hours?????

- a moose once broke his fence

- a moose once bit his sister (?)

- he went camping in the rocky mountains and messed up his ankles

- he likes peanut butter on bananas but he dropped it once but ate it anyway

- he made fireworks in his garage when he was younger and burnt a hole in a table

- he got stopped in an airport for having a BB gun i think it was

- his stopped uploading videos during the olympics. i don’t think this is a coincidence. i believe he is in the national hockey team. i have no proof.

- he is ripped with a 6 pack??

- he didn’t get vaccinated for a while when he was a kid?????

- he can make a popping noise by sticking his pinky finger in his ear

- always wears socks but hates sandals. not sure about the verdict on socks + sandals

- he can rotate his feet over 180 degrees. i think someone said it was 300 degrees but the thought of that makes me uncomfortable

- he likes the colour Green

#ethoslab #i do not believe he exists outside of the internet

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hermits vs kids irl, my favourite stories:

the time Joe and his kid were at a shared pool somewhere and another kid was talking so loudly about how cool Iskall is

the time Cleo was teaching in primary school and got asked 'have you ever heard of mumbo jumbo, miss' and then having to act like they haven't known him since he was 17

the time etho was out with a friend and the friend's kid went 'omg that's etho' to their dad, and the dad came back like 'why does my kid know you?'

the time that Cleo left their job to be a YouTuber and their whole class was desperately trying to figure out who she was

Joe's kid going from 'minecraft sucks' to my friends are grian stans so I am too, dad explain grian to me (dad can we get hermitcraft (grian), no we have hermitcraft at home (Joe Hills))

Impulse's whole extended family being made to watch his new hermitcraft rap as Christmas entertainment by his mum

every take my kid to work hermitcraft video. from stress' kid dissing her season six castle, to Joe's kid getting multiple hermitcraft episodes dedicated to how much he loves her, keralis' ongoing joke about making his kids do all his grindy work, doccy chirping in the background of videos, and on and on and on

#this is so cute

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its really funny to me that etho has convinced people he's actually not a naruto fan and he just randomly chose a kakashi skin when he absolutely is

#named his sword chidori #also named a sword kakashi of the sharingan (dunno which alphabet was used but it was in Japanese) #actively calls himself a ninja/copy ninja #referenced naruto in s9 #Ethos funny like that

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An important study

#hermitcraft #naruto #ethoslab #kakashi hatake #in my brain they're the same in the sense they're well respected and known in their respective crafts #also because they're both super tired and wet cats #ethos shit sleep habits and kakashis traumas result in worlds messiest sleep schedules

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Headcanoning that Hawks calls Tokoyami "Fumi-chan" but only in like the most serious situations. Like during missions for example (when he's giving orders to him on the field or reporting to other heroes 'much to Tokoyami's embarrassment') or when he's about to saddle the kid with extra paperwork.

#'fumi-chaaannnnnn-' #'you're abt to ask me to do something insane aren't you?' #takami keigo #fumikage tokoyami

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i think it's fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat

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Ferb’s birthday is on February 29th (leap year day).

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average group of girls

#mieruko chan #RAHHHHHHHHHHH #the girlies <33333333333 #when the group is the girlies and the eldritch horror (who's also a girly)

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this was revealed to me in a dream

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#my hero academia #iida tenya #izuku midoriya #ochako uraraka #tsuyu asui #tokoyami fumikage #todoroki shouto #you draw the bird nicely 👍

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Highlights from the entire MCYT Sexyman Tournament

Before the Tournament Began (Nomination Phase):

-Goodtimeswithscar getting over 2000 nominations for the poll

-Two people's minecraft ocs were nominated, and one of those ocs actually got into the competition

-The runners of the poll telling people not to tell the CCs about this, only for every CC to find out about this poll and start rallying their fans to vote for them

-Joe Hills got very jealous that Scar had more votes than him to the point where he literally used Tumblr Blaze to promote himself, and posted a video of him swimming in a pool on his blog

-Technodad also encouraging people to vote for his son after finding out about the polls

The Main Tournament:

-Dream getting absolutely decked by Seepeekay (deserved)

-Clownpierce and Tubbo's poll ending in 50% by 50% where the people running the poll had to go into the polls literal code to find out that Clownpierce won by only 18 votes

-Clownpierce getting beaten out by Aimsey in Round 2 immediately afterwards

-Quackity and Schlatt losing their polls at first, only for people to churn out propaganda, and getting them the wins by very close calls

-The Dominion SMP fandom made alliances with other fandoms (the Lifesteal fandom being one of them) to try and get Vikingpilot more votes

-JimmySolidarity looking at the polls and seeing that someone called him a "wet paper bag of a man"

-Martyn voting for his friends in the polls

-One Tumblr blog made a straight up news channel for the polls

-Someone else also made an easier way to read votes on polls

-Another person converted the voting data into line graphs

-Scott calling Jimmy a queerbaiter when their characters went up against each other

-The Scar vs Techno fight, the Wilbur vs Joe fight, and the Grian vs Quackity fight, all happening in the same round

-Huge amounts of voter fraud

-Grian winning his fight with Quackity, only for Quackblr to change the tides in the last few minutes (perhaps one of the craziest fights I have ever seen)

-The poll made it onto Tumblr trending

-Quackblr made an alliance with the Ethogirls, which eventually led to fanart of Quackity and Etho together, along with a few "infamous" edited photos (you know what I'm talking about)

-The voter fraud in the poll eventually lead to the possibility of Tumblr actually dealing with the pornbot situation

-The whole entire event had powerpoint presentations for peoples favorite blorbos, propaganda, fanart, alliances, even a few written oneshots

-Literally just every poll with Quackity

-Other people made polls inspired by this one (@mcytblrcringefail as one example)

-The fact that the poll literally revived the entire fandom

-The poll became canon in Jimmy’s 30 day Minecraft Hardcore server

-And most importantly, Joe Hills, the one MCYT who did the most campaigning, won the polls against Scar

Thank you @mcytblrsexymen. You have done an amazing job.

#mcytblrsexyman #quackblr and the ethogirl teamup was beautiful

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this is a promotional post for false’s streams :3 they’re chill, they’re funny, and there was a debate on electric kettles or something today