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yikes

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Dungeon meshi girls :)

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whats cool about being trans is my parents are totally right. i did kill their beautiful son. im the thing that animates his corpse in an ever more convincing parody of a happy girl. i devoured him from the inside out and now there is nothing left of him and he is dead dead dead and there is only me, with my hollow eyes and dark eyeliner and long hair, and my big smile. my limp, effeminate gestures belie the marionetting of the boy they loved. my fagginess is his death. already his body becomes a fitter home for my parasitism in full; the tits, the hips, the thighs. sorry about your kid. thanks for the biomass <3

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do you think mocking catholicism is funny

yes. next question

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everyone agreeing with this tweet is so lucky because cell phones have absolutely been in my dreams, specifically DREAMS ABOUT TUMBLR DISCOURSE. I literally had a dream my mutuals made a callout for me i'm not fucking joking helppp

#had several dreams about waking up turning off my phones alarm and getting ready for work

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if you're an artist that regularly draws porn involving women and i can peruse your entire portfolio without seeing a transgender woman you've failed and you should give up art

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sorry. i zoned out while you were talking because i saw the tips of your fangs and got hit with a wave of fondness & lust so strong it almost made me nauseous. What were you saying

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☝️nazi alert

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[liberal voice] you just don't get it, i'm being practical here. i'm basing my political strategy on the real possibility that after the 2024 US presidential election, an anvil will comedically fall on joe biden's head, causing him to develop total amnesia and awakening his socialist alter ego "Woke Biden"

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girl what the fuck is happening to Drew Carey ?

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helping allowed. im curious how precise Tumblr Poll Intuition can get

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it’s insane how quickly your life can just. suddenly improve. i used to be so miserable but now i own 5 swords

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whenever you ask your friend who’s really into JPEGs “hey which one do i start with is the newest one fine” they always go "no start with rudy time"

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NGL this post is REALLY making me want to write an Edgeworth pov fic where he does this in his brain about phoenix