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Tell me something, love. In these stories, what was I like? Other than a villain. Handsome, I gather.

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You’ll never want me the way that I want you, and that itself is its own kind of hell.

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If you see me out of my composed state and stare into nothingness. Leave me be. It is that my words have fled and my mind silenced to recharge itself. It is that my spirit had enough of trying to be something it’s not and decided to leave for a bit.

I.c.f.

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A river made of 10.000 books in Toronto

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a ferocious beast

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★ T E A M   C O C K R O A C H ★

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Hozier is Edgar Allan Poe

I know it sounds a little crazy on the surface, but really think about it for a minute and you’ll see how exactly 100% correct I am.

First, consider the following themes and motifs: magic, nature, grief, sin, love, death, death, death, the subversion of everything you thought you knew. Consider the tenuous thread connecting love and joy. Consider the stronger thread connecting love and sadness. 

Consider how both Hozier and Poe understand your innermost feelings in exactly the right way. Consider being twelve years old and reading “Annabel Lee” and crying, and being nineteen years old and listening to “Work Song” and crying, and feeling a strange familiarity. 

Consider also the following quotes (italicized is Hozier, bolded is Poe, not that it matters, because they’re the same): 

the way she shows me I’m hers and she is mine 

all I loved, I loved alone

honey don’t feed it; it will come back

deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dream no mortal ever dared to dream before

offer me that deathless death; good God, let me give you my life

sleep, those little slices of death

only blue or black days

years of love have been forgot in the hatred of a minute

there’s something wretched about this, something so precious about this; oh, what a sin

invisible things are the only realities

I had a thought, dear, however scary, about that night, the bugs and the dirt / why were you digging, what did you bury, before those hands pulled me from the earth?

deep in earth my love is lying, and I must weep alone

when my time comes around, lay me gently in the cold dark earth / no grave can hold my body down, I’ll crawl home to her

neither the angels in heaven above nor the demons down under the sea can ever dissever my soul from the soul of the beautiful Annabel Lee

the blood is rare and sweet as cherry wine

this is a world of sweets and sours

I could go on, but I think I’ve made my case. Hozier is Edgar Allan Poe - reincarnated? Immortal with some cosmetic alterations? Possessed by his ghost? We may never know. All we know for certain is that Poezier’s dark influence is too powerful and I hope there’s not more than two of him.

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8 Quotes I relate to on an INFP level

1. “You know that place between sleep and awake, that place where you still remember dreaming? That’s where I’ll always love you. That’s where I’ll be waiting.” J.M. Berry, Peter Pan

2. “There’s such a lot of different Annes in me. I sometimes think that is why I’m such a troublesome person. If I was just the one Anne it would be ever so much more comfortable, but then it wouldn’t be half so interesting.” L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

3. “But very quickly they all became grave again: for, as you know, there is a kind of happiness and wonder that makes you serious. It is too good to waste on jokes.” C.S. Lewis, Chronicles of Narnia

4. “There is a stubbornness about me that never can bear to be frightened at the will of others. My courage always rises at every attempt to intimidate me.” Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

5. “Promise me you’ll always remember: You’re braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” A.A. Milne

6. “To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.” J.K. Rowling

7. “I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.” Johnny Depp

8. “I like the night. Without the dark, we’d never see the stars.” Stephenie Meyer

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Deadpool 2 Cast on whether there were injuries during filming (x)

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You didn't know that? Now that I believe.

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me: i hate

someone: you hate what?

me: i HATE

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Season 13 Gag Reel

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Season 13 Gag Reel

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Season 13 Gag Reel