haha its so awkward when youre digging a hole to hide a body and you find another body.
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Don’t try to figure me out. It will only exhaust you.
truth (via solacity)
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i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same name as me so i could become the alpha
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Did you know that original outline of Up had Carl mourning his wife and using all those balloons to fly off to join her in the sky and it wasn’t until one of the writers was like “what the fuck is wrong with us” that they realized that idea might just be a tad too sad
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