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my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny

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thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

#my 60 year old dad used to make me watch that show jesus christ #he hasnt started ending conversations by staring into the distance yet but

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do you think about vampires. have you thought about vampires. will you think about vampires. when will you think about vampires

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i've been chosen oh my lanta

I LOVE SPHYNXES !!

i fr dont know who to tag, so @ anyone who wants to!

this picrew is really cute soo starting a picrew chain :P

Picrew

no pressure tags: @stupid-space-alien, @calamitytrios, @lemonitenite, @yellowfoot-06, @sleepy-kitty-boy, @gemsandjunk, @amisplacedalphabet, @hinderr, @sparkadez and anyone else if they want to

#prev #omg i dont know how to explain it but that cat is so ur specific Vibe like

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#jesus CHRIST #this shit makes me so blood red mad do you genuinely have zero compassion for literally over half a million people #makes me wanna write an essay #oh god i love being annoying and writing really long Rants With Sources for fun

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#HELLO #he looks like a lesbian in the second to last picture #wait pause #what if ryan ross was a woman guys wait guys hear me out plea #ryan ross #ryro

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Day 203

#RYRO PLEASE COME BACK PLEAE APLEASE PELAS EPALEASAE EPLAPZE #PLEASEEEEEEE #okay im done #i rlly like his bangs in this picture #ryan ross #ryro

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Some computer related jobs will periodically send you emails posing as phishing scams and if you open it you automatically have to take a web safety training seminar and I just think they should do that for tumblr except with reading comprehension

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Shirt that says REJECTING ONE INCORRECTLY BLACK AND WHITE VIEW OF HISTORY FOR ANOTHER IS NOT PROGRESS

#id love to know what this is about specifically actually #i rlly like history pls let me in on this

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If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.

Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.

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An Image You Can Hear (AIYCH)

#WELL IM AFRAID THAT IIIIIII #i can hear the little voice crack he does the second time he sings that line #like a little snail in my ear #telling me to strugglepost about a middle aged man daily

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“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.” To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the king’s fall.“

LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy