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Y’all remember the creativity twins discourse from the sanders sides fandom? I never understood why that was considered incest and all the other ships somehow weren’t
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Imagine being tricked into legally marrying your best friend and then be legally stuck in matrimony bc he won’t sign the divorce papers and instead writes an entire wattpad fanfic about how you won’t kiss with tongue
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daily self-affirmations 💕
my podium is clean and not covered in spaghetti
i know that the 87th element on the periodic table is Francium
i am not trapped in the time loop
i know how to fix the ElectroBobbleWobble QZ
i am not trapped in the time loop
i have a sufficient number of boxes to reach the shelf of ducks
the wenis is a dance
i am not trapped in the time loop
the wenis is a dance
i am not trapped in the time loop
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“My story has so much gay rep in it!” Awesome. How are you treating your female characters btw
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reasons impulse cant join tumblr:
- certain posts i made that earned me a certain permit
- i'm scared
- thas it
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ive been to a lot of protests in my life and a thing that a lot of people dont understand is that a protest is a threat. its a large group of people saying “we are being nice now, but you must understand that if we stop being nice we have the power to cause you Problems”.
so everyone saying that protests have to be more polite or follow accepted rules is missing the entire point. the point of a protest is not to say “we disagree with you”, they already know that. the point of a protest is to make it clear that if they continue to do things you disagree with, you will burn down their house.
now this wont stop them because theyre stupid and arrogant and believe themselves to be beyond consequence. so here’s the really important thing and that’s that after they do it anyway, you have to burn down their house
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If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts
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writing smut like
how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?
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Sometimes I remember that "I'm so fucking normal right now" is a line from disco elysium. like that's such a sentence from a tumblr post to me but no. harry du bois said that. out loud. he would do numbers on here
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Just saw the most chronically online take of the year of someone ranting unironically that you should look up every single artist with a song you enjoy to make sure they are unproblematic. And if you don't do this them you are as bad as the controversy associated with the artist, for being 'willfully ignorant.' They literally talked about how they went through more than a thousand artists they listened to and whittled it down to 200 this way. This is obsessive and they need help
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DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE
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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
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I don't think it's decked out making Tango crazy, I think it's the amount of brain damage he has from flying face first into Redstone spaghetti all day every day
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I keep seeing people turn Shane's 'eat the rich' back on him and watcher since the announcement.
Watcher is not "The Rich"
They stated many times before that they were not even profitable.
They want this beautiful creative company to survive and this is the way they see to do that.
If you don't want to or can't support, that's totally valid. But they don't owe you free content forever. And it's not scummy for them to want to be able to continue to make shows and pay their team well.
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youre not yaoiful at all
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"My story has so much gay rep in it!" Awesome. How are you treating your female characters btw
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coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes
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