the-serpentine-narrative

[the-serpentine-narrative]

the weather is getting hot here so fair warning that i’m entering my insufferable hater season ✌️ peace and love tho

#about me #warm weather

[the-serpentine-narrative]

the summer is like well what if it was unbearable outside and you can't wear any cool jackets. and everyone's going to tell you that this is the best time of the year. and you're the crazy one

#about me #summer #warm weather

[the-serpentine-narrative]

reblog for easter

#video #funny

[the-serpentine-narrative]

Zuhair Murad Fall 2022 Couture

#fashion #zuhair murad

[the-serpentine-narrative]

#jack harkness #torchwood #doctor who #crack

[the-serpentine-narrative]

ungrounding techniques. what do you not see. what don't you hear. close your eyes and imagine something really scary in front of you. spin around until you are dizzy then scroll on your phone for 3 hours straight.

#funny text posts

[the-serpentine-narrative]

everything is about reaching the ending except for the ending which is about wanting to go back to the start

#about me

[the-serpentine-narrative]

there is no force of nature that says “come here” like the ocean

#the ocean

[the-serpentine-narrative]

There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

#adhd #actuallyadhd #important

[the-serpentine-narrative]

i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

#funny text posts #blasphememe

[the-serpentine-narrative]

Sometimes I feel I've got to

Run away

#funny

[the-serpentine-narrative]

despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

#funny text posts #crystals #rocks

[the-serpentine-narrative]

Buying overpriced quartz from a New Age shop in hopes that it will ~heal~ you isn’t really all that different from giving money to a Christian televangelist faith healer for the same reasons, imo. A scam that flavors itself as feminist and countercultural is still a scam.

#funny text posts #crystals #i literally can’t be normal when someone mentions crystal healing to me #especially irl #i have to bite my tongue to not go into a long angry rant about it

[the-serpentine-narrative]

a chalice demon

#art #illustration

[the-serpentine-narrative]

Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)

#about me #¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[the-serpentine-narrative]

will you marry me = a marriage proposal will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal

#funny text posts #word play

[the-serpentine-narrative]

You can do it! (Throwing a little tantrum along the way never hurt)

This is a special print for patrons this month! ✨

#comic