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nick: i've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. there’s nothing you can do to stop them. charlie: this is the most threatening way i’ve ever been cheered up.

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Acting skills on point👌 👏

Flowers and books have never been so interesting...

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Emma: [takes a sip of milk and gags]

Emma: Oh my god, is this expired?

Emma: [takes another sip of milk]

Regina: [horrified]

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Just try not to think about how Arthur was probably waiting around for Merlin to join him in whatever you classify as heaven, and Merlin waiting around for Arthur to join him back on earth.

Both of them just waiting patiently, only for the other to never come.

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Headcanon that Nico dies and he's just like "really, dad? You couldn't keep me alive like Zeus did for Thalia?" and Hades is so offended bc he just got compared to Zeus.

And Will marches down to the Underworld and drags Nico's ass back out

He's like "hell nah you ain't leaving me"

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Zuko: Why is there blood everywhere?

Mai: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife

Zuko: You stabbed someone?!?!

Mai: no no, aggressively poked

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annabeth: chiron, there's something we need to tell you. percy and i are dating.

chiron: i’ve known for the last few years, you two are inseparable.

percy: years? we've only been dating for a few weeks!

chiron: then what the hell were you doing before that?!

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Lucifer: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way. Charlie: Alastor almost died. Lucifer: That... was my favorite memory.

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Castiel: *exists*

Season 4 Dean: This means nothing. I'm a hunter, and I'm sure these feelings will fade.

*11 years later*

Dean: Any day now

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Alastor: Short demons are without a doubt the least threatening creatures in all of hell. Honestly, what could they do to me? They can’t even reach me.

Lucifer: Say goodbye to your kneecaps motherfucker.

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monster: i have your child

chiron: which one?

monster: the annoying one who won’t shut up

chiron: which one?

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Zuko: well, if I was the blue spirit

Zuko: AND I’M NOT

Sokka: *suspiciously and reluctantly crosses out Zuko’s name on his list of possible blue spirit suspects*

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Annabeth Chase: I dare you- Sally Jackson: Percy is not allowed to accept dares anymore. Annabeth Chase: Why not? Percy Jackson: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say. Grover Underwood: (vivid Yancy flashbacks) Fair enough.

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[at Achilles's funeral] Agamemnon: *places his hand on the pyre and sobs* Agamemnon: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.

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percy: i think my mom mixed up our lunches

percy, holds up note that reads: ‘i am very proud of you. love, sally’

annabeth: oh yeah, i didn’t think this was for me

annabeth, holds up note: ‘be good. for goodness sake, please be good’

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percy: the path to inner peace starts with four words

percy: not my fucking problem

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Percy Jackson (texting Annabeth): sends a voice message Annabeth Chase (texting back): I’m a little busy, is it urgent? Percy Jackson: No, don’t worry, just listen later. later Annabeth Chase: presses play Percy Jackson (voice message): THERE’S A FIRE-

Extra: (Grover screaming in the background)