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Is the counter getting smaller or something else? 😅

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“Why are you so upset about adult content bans? You don’t even post that stuff. can’t you just look at porn somewhere else?”

Well, you see, I have this small problem where my very existence is considered adult content by a small but very powerful group of people and I actually rather enjoy being able to exist in public without restriction so uhhhh put that in your bong and smoke it kiddo.

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fat in motion is so beautiful 🥺🖤

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Feeling nice and full☺️ happy Friday

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A surprising amount of (mostly alien) gore for a series that got sold at the scholastic book fair, I'll tell you that much.

I will forever respect Animorphs for tricking kids who are just really into animals to read a book series by going “Hey you, you daydream about what it’s like to be a dolphin or a bird or a wolf? Have I got a book for you!” and then slowly radicalizing them with 50+ books of “There are no winners in war. Whatever ‘victory’ you perceive comes at the cost of sacrificing your own morals and killing the part of you that is human. In the end you will resort to murder, torture and war crimes and the knowledge of what you have done will haunt you for as long as you live.”

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piggy lounging around the hotel room unable to get out the shower next year i hope i have a feeder to help me squeeze in and out of place.

i was so turned on waddling around the pool with my belly out i hope some closet FA’s around the hotel had a good look at my belly.

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How do we feel about back rolls and arm fat?

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Pspspsps hey kitty why don't you come sit here in this big comfy chair you can get real cosy in? There, isn't that nice and relaxing, just shut your eyes and lay back

Don't think about that rough feeling around your ankles or wrists, just keep your eyes closed pretty kitty, there's nothing to worry about here

Now just open your mouth for me so I can give you a treat! There we go, good kitty ❤️ Oh what's that? Hmm? You're awfully muffled around that tube I just put in your mouth I can't hear you silly... oh don't look so panicked it's just a funnel and some restraints, just sink into that comfy chair while I pour all this melted ice cream into your cute little belly, though it's not going to be little for long!

Oh come on kitty, don't look at me like that... we both know you're supposed to be a fat cat, I'm just helping you get there and making sure you can't resist your fattening fate

Now lay back and enjoy, kitty, your belly is gonna swell up nice and big for me

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today i learned i can still do a full split lmao

#damn friend #flexible fatties are so impressive!

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I want to baby and feed a boy slowly over time, making him rich, filling home cooked meals and feeding them to him. Making sure he is full after dinner and maybe giving him some dessert as a reward for eating so well. Then I want to rub his full tight belly while he lays there sleepily digesting and plant kisses all over his belly while i praise him for being such a good boy.

#honestly would love this #though I might want to spoil you back sometimes too #(general “you” I mean)

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Tumblr allowing boobs?!?

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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

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i think part of the reason lost media videos are so fun is that it more ethically scratches the same itch as true crime. a bunch of people online being amateur sleuths and going down rabbit holes is a lot easier to enjoy when theyre looking for a cereal commercial from 1991 instead of liike bothering the families of murder victims

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HOLD THE LINE!! KEEP PUSHING!!!!!

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Follow your dream