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hey can i ask where you got that unicorn mask it’s great

thanks i literally got it at a yard sale for $1. it smells a little funky but hey it works. i think books a million has them tho

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asking who wears the pants in the relationship is just a socially acceptable way of asking who’s the don and who’s the sub

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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

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happy armagauddon folks

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

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🚫 THIS BLOG IS TAKING PART IN THE ANTI-CENSORSHIP PROTEST ON DECEMBER 17th 🚫

The owner of this Blog will be making as much noise at Tumblr Staff about how horrible this ban in on other sites such as Twitter or Facebook. 

The owner of this blog will be logging out of all accounts for the entirety of the 17th. Will Not run a queue. Will not even check the dash. Or give the money hungry executives a single page view to squeeze ad revenue out of

The owner of this blog believes in an ACTUAL positive, better, safer Tumblr and well be doing their part to fight for it by logging out on the 17th of December. 

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I can’t wait until I can celebrate xmas with a girl and kiss her softly under the mistletoe

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HAIL GAUD

HAIL GAUD

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HAIL GAUD

#gaudpocalypse

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https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8TLGPf8cIiJsdVDHPr0bSwGlXcAaet_O

That’s most of them plus a few I thought of. Will be updated as I think of things

songs to induce vivid memories from gen z childhoods

i gotta feeling

dynamite

like a g6

dj got us fallin in love

moves like jagger

tik tok

party in the usa

paper planes

miss independent

hey there delilah

PARTY. ROCK. ANTHEM

many others feel free to add

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Tumblr’s new bot:

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i love it when its night and you can step into the depths of the void

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HEY STAFF

WHAT

THE

FUCK

@staff stop it. please.

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oops sorry i didnt know you were in a relationship but id LOVe to be frinds with you!!! :)

hey i noticed you rebooted that post about always wanting a gf but being too scared to dm any girls and you’re v pretty and really funny so here i am shooting my shot :)

OH MY GODH YOU ARE SO SWEET!! but I got a girlfriend in March and forgot to post. I think you’re super cool and would love to be friends!! Thank you though for thinking I’m pretty :)))

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-computer/internet/modern technology (the inventor, Alan Turing, was autistic)

hi if you make fun of stim toys and/or autistic traits here are some things you arent allowed to like anymore

-owl city (adam young is autistic) -pokemon (the creator of pokemon, Satoshi Tajiri, is autistic) -criminal minds (reid is semi-canon autistic, its complicated) -power rangers (billy cranston is canon autistic) -star trek (spock, and vulcans in general, are Very autistic coded)

@ other autistics, feel free to add more @ allistics, please reblog this (note - i deliberately didnt add historical figures that are thought to be autistic because it is speculation, not fact)

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this may be the funniest amazon review ive ever seen 

#im actually crying #amazon #review #funny reviews

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this bitch just turned her test in and im on question 3 like hey what the fuck

#wtf #i dont understaaaaaand #kill me #STUDENT PROBLEMS

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HI TELL YOUR MATE THEIR CUTE

THIS IS ME AND MY FLATMATE

SAY HI EVERYONE