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Since I'm noticing FolderPET posts are appearing on this site, I'm gonna share my headcanons for them ^^

Folder secretly has a consciousness, but hides it unless the only people around are other ai/desktop assistants. He automatically acts like he does in ONE if a non-ai/desktop assistant person looks at him. It's basically like Toy Story.

Kinito is pan while Folder is omni. They're also ace4ace!

They both love giving and receiving physical touch from one another. Basically, lots of cuddles, hand-holding, leaning against each other, hugging, falling asleep in the other's arms, etc.

Kinito's main love language is gift-giving! He tends to code in little gifts for Folder (like flowers), as well as write short stories for him. Folder has a folder (heh) in the computer's downloads where he keeps all of Kinito's gifts :3

Folder's main love language, on the other hand, is words of affection! During cuddle-time, he'll often murmur sweet compliments to him. Kinito absolutely MELTS everytime he does it

Although both of them are conscious beings with emotions (including romantic attraction), they also somewhat determine their behaviors based on what they were coded to do, and neither of them were programed to express romance. Initially, they both knew they had romantic feelings for one another, but had no idea how to actually express it to each other. Basically, the beginning of their relationship consisted of them researching things that human couples did and trying the things out together to figure out what they liked.

Adding onto headcanon #6, when they learned about kissing, they wanted to do it but couldn't properly because Kinito lacked a mouth, and he felt bad about it. Fortunately for them, in a state of pure geniusness™, the two came up with the idea of no-contact kisses, which was basically them hovering their faces close to each other and saying "mwah" repeatedly (it looks exactly as silly as it sounds)

They like to draw together on paint.

Folder thinks that Kinito looks hella cute in his reading glasses

They have a "yaps x listens" dynamic, usually with Folder as the yapper and Kinito as the listener, but they switch roles sometimes

I might make a part 2, because I still have more headcanons for them :>

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#me when one of my friends is really into something so i add it to the list of things for me to get into #“they like it so it must be good”

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im clinically insane

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mines the blue one (middle) :3

the trollface to trollge rebrand in 2020 is so interesting to me. who looked at this

and said hmm. what if he was fucked up and evil. what if he was an eldritch creature.

AND PEOPLE JUST WENT ALONG WITH IT, NOT ONLY THAT, BUT THERE WAS GENUINE EFFORT PUT INTO IT

this is art. I want this framed on my wall. (art by Shmooify)

#getting to drop this finally #hehe #my art kinda sucked then but idc #also crazy this vids a year old lol #Youtube

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THE SLIME

THE SLIME

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It seems that your weird matches my weird. We should kiss. I mean we should fuck. I mean we should be friends.

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#gaymaxxing marriagepilled

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Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps

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Prev you are SO SO SOO real for this

Tbh I wanted this post to be kinda normal If that makes sense but like I am OBSESSED with trollge stuff you have no idea

the trollface to trollge rebrand in 2020 is so interesting to me. who looked at this

and said hmm. what if he was fucked up and evil. what if he was an eldritch creature.

AND PEOPLE JUST WENT ALONG WITH IT, NOT ONLY THAT, BUT THERE WAS GENUINE EFFORT PUT INTO IT

this is art. I want this framed on my wall. (art by Shmooify)

#dont stop talking in fact SPEAK UP‼️‼️ #sobbing i wish there were more trollge fans on here #ive been into trollface/rage comics for years lol #so as someone who loves ironic horror and rage comics i practically squeled when i saw my first incident #shmoofiy actually drew one of my incident designs. still my biggest flex

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can i buy you a drink ?

#otp frfr

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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

#i love him actually

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I fucking love these videos

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to all my mutuals and friends. im so sorry

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the problem isn't just that media literacy is slowly becoming a dying art. it's that people straight up do not pay attention when they watch tv/film anymore.

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obsessed w internet speak but specifically these two recent inventions:

1. statement (directly contradictory statement)

ie: “i’m normal now (lying)” or something like. “doing homework (scrolling tumblr).” it’s like a text version of looking directly at the camera. sarcasm but slightly to the left. amazing

2. wacky thought <- reactionary/self aware comment

it’s like?? the closest thing i can think of is movies where the characters break the fourth wall to pause the show and talk to you about it? like emperors new groove or lion king 1 1/2? self aware ironic kinda talk show-esque. whatever it is it’s brilliant.

love the way we’re bulldozing english keep it up team