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the-tired-tenor · 2 days
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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from
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so the house of representatives just passed a bill that will now move to the senate to BAN tik tok completely in the united states and they are expected to argue that “national security risks” outweigh the freedom of speech and first amendment rights. biden has already said that if it gets to him, he will sign it. whether or not you use the app…….this is something to be worried about
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the-tired-tenor · 4 days
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I’m running a DnD campaign with my siblings and mom, who are all big MythBusters fans, so obviously I made Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage NPCs. Adam is a human and Jamie (JAM13) is a robot. Adam claims to have built JAM13, and is not satisfied with his inability to emote properly, but is very satisfied with his walrus-like facial hair. JAM13, however, claims to have grown Adam from a test tube and named him after the biblical figure, and says he is “clearly a very primitive approximation of a human being.” Insight checks on who is lying are useless because both of them fully believe they’re telling the truth.
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the-tired-tenor · 4 days
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It’s that time of the year again
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the-tired-tenor · 4 days
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merry ides of march
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the-tired-tenor · 4 days
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oh shit was that today
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the-tired-tenor · 4 days
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Joke's on y'all, the INSTANT I open a good book my brain opens task manager and stops every single task that isn't directly related to "read this book." Dishes? Non-existent. That appointment in 3 hours? Doesn't exist anymore babe. Girlfriend? Never met her.
This is a problem sometimes.
If you're lamenting the fact that you used to be able to shoot through a 500-page novel in like a day when you were in middle school and now you can't, it's worth bearing in mind that a big part of that is because when you were in middle school, your reading comprehension sucked. Yes, mental health and the stresses of adult life can definitely be factors, but it's also the case that reading is typically more effortful as an adult because you've learned to Ponder The Implications. The material isn't just skimming over the surface of your brain anymore, and some of the spoons you used to spend on maximising your daily page count are now spent on actually thinking about what you're reading!
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the-tired-tenor · 4 days
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Maybe Rebecca should stop tweeting the word 'Faggot' then and go get a job??? Sounds like a her problem tbh
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the-tired-tenor · 5 days
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req'd by @bisexualchemistry
okok so normally i don't do colour-inks for the free requests but oh my GOd
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no choice, hadta do it
text: Why can't I play in the abandoned copper mine, mommy? Because Joe Hart didn't clear out the Vampire dens.
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It’s that time of year again! Time to watch out for our handsome salamanders, especially on roads where they travel heavily (though you should never put yourself in danger while driving). Also, it’s time to think about culverts and other ways to help animals cross streets in style.
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the-tired-tenor · 5 days
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People will reach out claiming to have done this to your steam account too; happened to me a few months ago
Hey guys, just putting out a PSA because now that's THREE people I know of who've got these identical messages on Discord last night alone.
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If a friend messages you apologising because someone "with a similar username to you" tried to deceive them so they reported your account as hacked, and sends an image of a discord email, your friend is the one who has been hacked.
It's hard to read in the screenshot (sorry!) but it looks like the "advice" is something like "file a friend request with our CORPORATE HEAD OF SECURITY to open your case. You have 12 hours to do so or we might suspend your account."
I've been told that if you do contact that user, they try to get you to "prove" you own the account by making a "100% refundable transaction" to them. Which is so scummy.
Scammers catch people out by imposing a time limit and dramatic consequences of not acting fast enough. In that moment of panic, you might not figure out it's suspicious, especially when the email looks so real (it will have your screen-name in it to make it seem legit, but the request code will likely be identical to the one in this post, #40557035) and you're worried about both an impersonator AND losing your account.
If you get sent the above message, try to let your friend know through other ways (socials, etc) that they've been hacked. If you are ever worried, your best bet is to check Discord's website and ask for help through their support page, which has a section for hacked accounts.
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the-tired-tenor · 7 days
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the-tired-tenor · 7 days
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in bed absolutely fucked up on pillow and blanky
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the-tired-tenor · 8 days
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Thorne: (to Cinder) Excuse me? Who made you the boss of the group?
Cress: You did.
Scarlet: You said "Cinder should be boss."
Cress: And then you said "let's vote," and it was unanimous.
Scarlet: And then you made her this little plaque that said "Boss of Us," and you put little sparkles on it.
Thorne: Valid points, all.
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