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I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man's memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey's paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

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yeah.

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i hate it when you ask people to treat fat people with just some semblance of decency and you get hit with "stop promoting obesity" -_-................. just because you said that im promoting obesity now.

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TWILIGHT (2008)

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(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo

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Bella in her khaki skirt

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I’m sorry, you may get this ask from fake fans like me a hundred times a day but it’s eating me up inside, I have to know, what is wind chime Edward

HAHAHA thank you for asking, this is my favorite question I’ve ever gotten

When they’re in the meadow and he’s doing this thing ✨✨✨ there is a whole ass windchime sound affect. you’ll never unhear it, I’m so sorry

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Actually can’t believe this is still getting notes 2 years later LMAO ily guys

you just KNOW that if Bella had idk, worn eyeshadow? edward would have been like “oh, i can’t read the WHORE’S mind. that’s weird. anyways” and the book would have ended right there.

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nobody says “hey wise guy” or “what’s the big idea” anymore…reflects the sorry state of wisdom and big ideas in general

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i love you vampire themed media i love you metaphor for queerness i love you blood aesthetic i love you gothic architecture i love you coffin beds i love you cross necklaces i love you canine teeth i love you intimacy hidden in violence i love you vampires

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i would die to see Charlie Swans search history.

“teen girl therapy”

“phill jacksonville baseball”

“switzerland medical centres”

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catherine hardwicke being the only director who put leaves in victoria’s hair proves once again that she is the only one who understands what people want to see

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they hate me for my girlish whimsy and for my pathological degree of avoidant behavior