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It's 2023 and this joke is still somehow even funnier than ever.

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Now you know.

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the whole “time lords don’t feel sexual or romantic attraction but notorious rulebreaker & new experience junkie theta sigma thought he & his best friend should try it out just for kicks and now they’re Like That” thing is one of my fav bits of fanon i gotta say

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okay okay so like i don’t wanna kill the party but i just saw an instagram shop selling a shirt that says now i am become death the destroyer of worlds in barbie font and i just sigh i just like i get the novelty of barbie and oppenheimer weekend but i have got to stress the bomb changed the entire world forever and wiped out over a quarter of a million people i think maybe we gotta kinda take a step back here when we start selling it as if it’s fun hot girl summer fodder

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I have an end-of-life patient to whom I spoke today. She burst out laughing and said, "It was all such fun. I just had so much fun." I wish this for everyone. I wish that we each would meet death laughing, with little regret and even less fear.

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Change my meme (a replacement 'Change my mind' template) - template post - Imgur

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“it’s weird for queer minors to be friends with queer adults” oh my god. ohhh my god.

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reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

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maybe when i see him act in the actual show ill like lars mikkelsen's thrawn but as of right im mourning MY thrawn

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stacys mom turned me into a frog!

im eating flies and live inside a log!

stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!

now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog