obsessed with stories that start out silly and stupid and then turn out to be deep and heartbreaking in their beauty. like okay, make me cry at midnight while i reflect on the true meaning of friendship i guess
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Gay asf to be a dentist. Why you wanna drill another man??? Why you wanna make him scream? Why you wanna put your hands in his mouth? Anyway I’m here to shoot you because you’re mistreating your girlfriend who Im in love with and I need fresh human blood to feed my gaint talking plant from outer space
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Crucial Master characterization to me is that they are just kind of a loser. Fundamentally, any level of cool they achieve is incidental and will not last as soon as they open their mouth. They’re a genius, and they’re still forever tripping over their own massive clown shoes.
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sometimes. you ghotta just scroll ur tumblr dash tits out drunk af
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ABBOTT ELEMENTARY
3.01 Career Day (Part 1)
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i feel like when you’re traveling, gale does a good job not complaining too much about roughing it, but as soon as the adventure is over and you’re back in waterdeep you realize how committed this man is to coziness
the bed? plush. the linens? crisp. the fire? burning.
and you’re like wow gale you didnt have to surprise me like this i wouldve been happy just having a place to sleep and he’s like oh this is just how i live
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was so caught up by the beauty of another fat tav mod that i went into the comments and got ambushed by the fatphobia...
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