evil x is literally so pathetic it’s hilarious
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x and ex but they’re both in their early 20’s. in the end they’re not so fundamentally different
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xisuma invited the only two hermits he trusts with his face for a tea party while he tells a story. meanwhile ex wants to never be seen in public again
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on this server having no mouth is probably the most normal thing that can be wrong with you. so stop being insecure you idiot 🙄
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xizoomervoid
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I’ve come to make an announcement; Xisuma of The Void is a bitch ass motherfucker. he pissed on my fucking rights. Thats right, he took his stupid server admin control panel out and he banned me from the goddamn server, and he said my ego was “This big” and I said that’s not fucking true, so I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Xisuma Void, you’ve a bald ass head. it’s the shape of this egg except WAY smoother, and guess what? Here’s what my head looks like: PFFFT, THAT’S RIGHT, BABY. ALL LOCKS, NO SKIN, NO SHINY ASS HEADS. Look at that, my hair looks like one of a supermodel. He fucked my curfew so guess what? I’m gonna fuck the server. THAT’S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER LIGHTNING! Except I’m not gonna piss on the server. I’m gonna go higher. I’M PISSING ON THE ENTIRE GAME! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, MOJANG? I PISSED ON MINECRAFT YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING SERVER NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
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me: god i cannot handle body horror it causes me to panic
also me: [designs xisuma like This]
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pov you are mythicalsausage
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whats up with these block game youtubers and being consumed by the urge to cover everything in sculk
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the comic that i procrastinated on for several months is finally here! this is the most serious canon-hermitcraft content you’re getting out of me so you guys better savor it /j
edit: this comic has no real context. i only intended for this to be ex showing his soft side. the only context needed is that x broke his helmet in protecting ex.
any reblogs are appreciated!
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you who holds the crown, declared victorious
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