theauthoryperson

[theauthoryperson]

[theauthoryperson]

[theauthoryperson]

Kids these days don't know what the fuck a liminal space is anymore but they use it to describe fucking EVERYTHING.

[theauthoryperson]

i appreciate the attempts a lot of game devs are making with gender neutral character creation, and i appreciate that it's actually a very difficult task to implement that depending on the game's base code. but it's so funny to me when you hear an uproar because some game has "entirely removed the gender option from character creation!!!!!" so you go to check it out and its just like

#animal crossing is the only one that does it right #tho story of seasons has started letting you mix n match mostly gendered options

[theauthoryperson]

i love you, Two Catfish as Street Musicians in the Kashina district, ca 1855 of an unidentified artist, you go so hard

[theauthoryperson]

You know what you REALLY can’t kill in a way that matters? Mint.

#my mint is getting rainwater and it’s still fucking dead

[theauthoryperson]

There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

[theauthoryperson]

do you all remember in the early 2010s where people were talking about freeing the nipple and that mixed-gender sports should become a thing and the removal of period tax and all of that and then some people realised that would mean trans people too ans they instantly decided to revert to bioessentialism 101 and now i have to see grating sentences like Well maybe jeopardy should be gender-segregated because males have a biological advantage in pressing a button

[theauthoryperson]

Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

[theauthoryperson]

i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

[theauthoryperson]

[theauthoryperson]

"The Big Dipper as it is today (left) and as it will look in 50,000 years." Dream of stars. 1940.

Internet Archive

[theauthoryperson]

"Rent should be no more than 30% of household income" is a really funny and roundabout way to say "property owners as a class are entitled to 30% of gross wages"

[theauthoryperson]

fruice,,, 🥭🍎🍏🍑🍐🍊🍇🍓

,,, vegdebles 🥦🍆🥑🥒🥔🥕🫑🌽

[theauthoryperson]

this is sending me

[theauthoryperson]

source

[theauthoryperson]

please tell me the wildest shit that happened in homestuck’s fanbase, its like listening to old tales that can’t be true but are.