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thebaddestofbatches a month ago
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Crosshair: It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield.
Tech: Opposite over hypotenuse. Duh.
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thebaddestofbatches a month ago
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Rex: What happened?!
Fives: Do you want the long version or the short version?
Rex: Sh-short??
Fives: Shit's fucked.
Rex: Okay, long.
Fives: Shit's very fucked.
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thebaddestofbatches a month ago
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X-Wing Pilot: You flew directly next to a civilian transport
Din: So did you, hypocrite.
X-Wing Pilot: I was following you.
Din: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
X-Wing Pilot: Transmit your chain code.
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thebaddestofbatches a month ago
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*Din searching the palace*
Boba: Djarin, what are you looking for?
Din: My will to live
*Grogu pokes his head around the corner*
Din: Oh there it is.
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thebaddestofbatches a month ago
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Crosshair: Aren't you a little old for a lemonade stand?
Omega: Aren't you a little old to be alive?
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thebaddestofbatches 2 months ago
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Tech: Met a dumbass today. Awful.
Crosshair: You looked in a mirror?
Tech: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and the Maker may not be so merciful.
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thebaddestofbatches 2 months ago
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Tech, whenever the Batch does something stupid: Maker, throw some brains from the heavens.
*distant explosion*
Tech: Or stones as long he hits his mark.
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thebaddestofbatches 2 months ago
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Wrecker, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?
Hunter: You did whAT?!
Tech: William Snakespeare
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thebaddestofbatches 2 months ago
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Clones as these weird text memes
Dogma:
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Kix:
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Tup:
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thebaddestofbatches 2 months ago
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Rex: That鈥檚 an order, Kix!
Kix, since Rex鈥檚 heath is involved:
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thebaddestofbatches 3 months ago
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I posted this originally about the Bad Batch and the only reason it got this many notes is because of what happened the exact same day
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thebaddestofbatches 3 months ago
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Rex, trying to put together more bunks: Ok, it says insert rod support A into slot B
Fives: That's what sh-
Rex: If you say 'that's what she said' one more time, I'm gonna pop you
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thebaddestofbatches 3 months ago
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The Hutts: You think you can steal from us and get away with it?!
Han: Yeah
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thebaddestofbatches 3 months ago
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Family Dynamics
Wrecker: Just gettin' a snack.
Hunter: No problem.
Tech: Just tinkering with the ship.
Hunter: Carry on.
Omega: Just collecting some dirt.
Hunter: Of course, sweetie.
Echo: Hey I just- *stumbles* I-
Hunter: Let's get you some rest.
Crosshair: I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!!!!
Hunter: TELL THEM WHO SENT YOU!!!
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thebaddestofbatches 3 months ago
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THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT SPOILERS
I'm a big fan of how Cad Bane shows up in almost every Star Wars TV show, shoots someone, and leaves.
I mean, c'mon. His character's consistent. That has to count for something.
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thebaddestofbatches 3 months ago
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Omega: Good morning parental figures
Crosshair, not looking up: Good morning problem child
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thebaddestofbatches 3 months ago
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Rex: Look, I really really need you two to stop flipping people off. Especially the Chancellor, he鈥檚 going to notice eventually.
Echo: But it鈥檚 like a secret code.
Fives: Yeah, a special salute from our middle fingers.
*cue them flipping the bird while saluting a sighing Rex*
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