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Crosshair: It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield.

Tech: Opposite over hypotenuse. Duh.

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Rex: What happened?!

Fives: Do you want the long version or the short version?

Rex: Sh-short??

Fives: Shit's fucked.

Rex: Okay, long.

Fives: Shit's very fucked.

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X-Wing Pilot: You flew directly next to a civilian transport

Din: So did you, hypocrite.

X-Wing Pilot: I was following you.

Din: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.

X-Wing Pilot: Transmit your chain code.

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*Din searching the palace*

Boba: Djarin, what are you looking for?

Din: My will to live

*Grogu pokes his head around the corner*

Din: Oh there it is.

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Crosshair: Aren't you a little old for a lemonade stand?

Omega: Aren't you a little old to be alive?

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Tech: Met a dumbass today. Awful.

Crosshair: You looked in a mirror?

Tech: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and the Maker may not be so merciful.

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Tech, whenever the Batch does something stupid: Maker, throw some brains from the heavens.

*distant explosion*

Tech: Or stones as long he hits his mark.

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Wrecker, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?

Hunter: You did whAT?!

Tech: William Snakespeare

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Clones as these weird text memes

Dogma:

Fives:

Kix:

Wolffe:

Hardcase:

Cut Laqwane:

Tup:

Echo:

Jesse:

Rex:

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Rex: That’s an order, Kix!

Kix, since Rex’s heath is involved:

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I posted this originally about the Bad Batch and the only reason it got this many notes is because of what happened the exact same day

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Rex, trying to put together more bunks: Ok, it says insert rod support A into slot B

Fives: That's what sh-

Rex: If you say 'that's what she said' one more time, I'm gonna pop you

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The Hutts: You think you can steal from us and get away with it?!

Han: Yeah

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Family Dynamics

Wrecker: Just gettin' a snack.

Hunter: No problem.

Tech: Just tinkering with the ship.

Hunter: Carry on.

Omega: Just collecting some dirt.

Hunter: Of course, sweetie.

Echo: Hey I just- *stumbles* I-

Hunter: Let's get you some rest.

Crosshair: I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!!!!

Hunter: TELL THEM WHO SENT YOU!!!

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THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT SPOILERS

I'm a big fan of how Cad Bane shows up in almost every Star Wars TV show, shoots someone, and leaves.

I mean, c'mon. His character's consistent. That has to count for something.

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Omega: Good morning parental figures

Crosshair, not looking up: Good morning problem child

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Rex: Look, I really really need you two to stop flipping people off. Especially the Chancellor, he’s going to notice eventually.

Echo: But it’s like a secret code.

Fives: Yeah, a special salute from our middle fingers.

*cue them flipping the bird while saluting a sighing Rex*

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