tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn
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censorship
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website
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Tumblr Most Annoying Fandom tournament 2024
Here is our final line up!
Round 1 will begin with the left half of the bracket, these polls will be up in 24 hours.
The bracket has been seeded based on the number of submissions. Polls will be open for a week this time, so there will be plenty of time to spread them around, start arguments, and create propaganda!
Feel free to send asks with any queries about how this will work.
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girl what. im obsessed with you.
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i thought he was wearing a little bralette at first glance
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And then the dragon and the knight become good friends. The king keeps sending more knights to slay the dragon, who also ends up befriending the dragon. And finally all the knights and the dragon go and kick the king's ass (right off the throne).
Aka: A knight is sent to slay a dragon. It does not go as expected.
(or: this seemed like a better idea in my head, please bear with me)
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occasionally I am struck dumb by the sublime beauty of the world in the small moments, you know?
egg
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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people
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does anyone have any more posts in this style? I'm making a collection
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how could i possibly fucking choose
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spotify users: what is the current title of your daylist and what are the first three songs?
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“if fortnite is so good, why haven’t they made fivenite?”
they already did it’s at freddys
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