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Most Punchable Class Trainer (levels 1-30)

Admittedly calling K'rhid Tia and Silvarre trainers is a bit of a stretch, but I had the space so I thought I'd give y'all the chance to punch them anyway.

#protest vote for Krhid Tia #because I started as an arcanist and hated him from the get go

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category of blorbo called "technically i like them but fanons obsession with them to the exclusion of other characters pavloved me into having a negative reaction whenever i see them"

#this is Astarion and G’raha for me

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Uh oh.

If y’all don’t hear from me in a week, it’s @lynmars79’s fault!

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FINAL FANTASY XVI Crossover Event Begins 2 April!

#LETS DO THIS WOOO

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This is a Lyse Hext Love Zone.

This has been a PSA

#fight for her on APR every year #she does not get the love she deserves

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the biggest lesson you can ever learn about ffxiv is that stormblood is actually kinda fire when you don't have a bitch in your ear telling you it's bad. the second biggest lesson you can learn about ffxiv is what a prime number is

#yup #Stormblood rules #so does Lyse #fight me

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Ladies, Gentlemen, and Eldritch Beings Beyond the Gender Comprehension of Mankind. The Queens have arrived.

#10 outta 10 #no notes #other than daaaaaaaaaaaayum

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Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

#dunno if i've reblogged this before but yeah #40+ club over here

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[grabbing your shoulders] listen. the next time you make a character in ff14 i need you to make a max height femroe. it doesnt matter how big her tits are or how muscular she is you just need to make her max height. it is the ultimate way to experience the game where you are taller than basically everyone in the msq other than varis and zenos

you are a head taller than emet-selch

even max height male au'ra pcs can't fucking measure up to your esitmated 7'3" ~ 7'4". the only people that can be taller are max height maleroe and so few people do max height

join the honorable cause of Tall Women

#max height femroe club represent!

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the crystal exarch is 420 friendly

#early morning rebloggle #because I adore this joke and want more of you to see it

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Well ever since 5.3 he's been permanently stoned, after all.

the crystal exarch is 420 friendly

#I apologize for nothing #final fantasy xiv #bmatt got jokes #specifically dad jokes

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#final fantasy xiv #we DID fix him #he’s the best he’s ever been right now #and yes by that I mean deceased at the edge of creation

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I dunno about ya'll, but one thing my WoLs (particularly Rheika) will absolutely NEVER let Alphinaud live down is the Crystal Braves uniforms. "You put together a Grand Company that was gonna make such a huge impact on the world, and your choice of uniform was....the same ugly-ass uniforms the other Grand Companies use....but blue."

#final fantasy xiv #seriously these are awful

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“Wah the new weapons are too sci fi!”

But have you met my

Space Wizard

#and that’s why they rule

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Final Fantasy XIV Top 5 Asks!

Questions that have been asked plenty, but always nice to breath new life into them. “WoL” could also just be your XIV OC, and ‘top 5′ don’t have to be in any specific order if you don’t want. 

(Writing top 5 over and over felt redundant, but if it lands in an ask box I figured it’d be more helpful.)

Top 5 NPCs

Top 5 Jobs (ICly and/or what you prefer to play)

Top 5 Dungeons or Raids

Top 5 Locations

Top 5 Relationships (romantic, familial, canon, HC, whatever!)

Top 5 Minions

Top 5 Primals or Bosses

Top 5 Songs (good luck)

Top 5 Mounts

Top 5 Memories (from MSQ, raiding, with your FC, anything!)

#character asks #ff14 asks #feel free to send me some

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Did you guys hear about the new game exploit that lets hyurs get a free fantasia whenever they want?

They just have to go to the First, die, be buried and then dug up again.

At that point they’re ex-Humed!

#reblogging cause it’s funny durnit

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Update: my spouse has now insisted that the only way Au Ra can sleep is by sitting in a meditative pose.

“They do the elf meditation for a long rest” is the exact quote.

11/13/23

If you could customize your wol(oc) outside of the in-game character creator what would you do?

#she doesn’t even PLAY THE GAME #yet #I have eternal hope