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“Thank you for moving your tit an inch.”
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“Ah! These dudes were a total buzzkill... more like fuzz kill?”
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“Legally, all gnomes are at least 6 feet tall.”
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mood lighting in the mouse pocket
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uquiz where i assign you one of my children
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“So... are you a regular drow or a spicy drow?”
“How would I be spiced?”
“No, you know, like a drow with a little something extra.”
“But I’m not seasoned.”
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“average person meets 30 druids” factoid actually just statistical error. average person meets maybe 1 druid. sacha the druid shapechanger, who has manufactured dozens of fake people, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
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Me when I give out fun facts about my characters:
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it’s always “why did you sacrifice a deer” and “you’re covered in blood” and never “how did the deer sacrifice go” or “what’s going on with artemis”
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Pumpkin dice! 🎃
from ViridianGaming on Etsy
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the gang: emotionally-stunted-token-cishet-with-one-redeeming-quality-and-it’s-not-the-bugle, rodent-burnout-who-buries-the-bodies-instead-of-robbing-them, every-single-nerd-stereotype-rolled-into-one-with-a-hot-pink-sword-and-matching-pants, and gay-heather-chandler-with-a-lot-of-knives
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