thebookofflippants

[thebookofflippants]

my essential oil diffuser and hot chocolate are locked in a furious battle to see what scent will diffuse throughout the room first

#the hot chocolate is winning #for sure #but the little diffuser is trying her best #go little diffuser #i believe in you #<3

[thebookofflippants]

that feeling when you finish a test and know something is wrong but you can't pin down what

#like man dude #i don't feel good about turning this in #but at the same time #i literally don't know what could be wrong #but #i do know #*something* #is wrong #college exams #finals

[thebookofflippants]

bruh one of the example sentences for a syntax tree is, and i quote,

"those elderly babies speculate prehistoric monks destroyed the earth before lunch"

#well shoot dude #they sure did #who am i to argue #college finals

[thebookofflippants]

i've been studying for this final for days now and now it's in my dreams

#seriously #i've taken it twice in my dreams before #i've never felt so prepared #my brain gave me two free practice runs #now i just have to take the real thing #college #final exams

[thebookofflippants]

just realized some of the articles call authors by their first name and some by their last name

so i got this absolute gem of someone calling mary shelley "Mary" like there's a soul connection and you know what they ain't wrong

#english major #mary shelley #citation #don't we all have a soul connection with mary shelley

[thebookofflippants]

me, seeing buff guy at gym: enh whatever

me, seeing buff girl at gym: oh my gosh you are my inspiration my hero i worship you goddess what could i possibly do to be worthy of your presence

#as a girl who likes to do weightlifting #there's remarkably few of us #so like the few that there are #get extra pumped about each other #like 'love your shoulder muscles' #'thx your calves are looking great' #and the guys are just like '???' #gym women solidarity #buff women

[thebookofflippants]

there are two types of english majors

those that think The Red Wheelbarrow by William Carlos Williams is art

and those not under such delusions

#seriously #who gave this man #the right to call that #poetry #red wheelbaroow #william carlos williams #english major

[thebookofflippants]

important news

pope has a rock album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FsQiGcQ4v8&ab_channel=TheChristianChannel

#you can't make this up #pope francis #for the win

[thebookofflippants]

this one time i scheduled a post to go out during my classtime and i remember going back over my own feed and going like wait but how did i post this??? i was in class???????

#my memory is garbage #i don't remember #what i did five second ago #much less the day before #how was i supposed to know

[thebookofflippants]

medieval covers of pop songs are my lifeblood

#like yeah #you go #i don't think you can emotionally recover from this #but it's out there #listening to #pumped up kicks #Medieval Style #and regretting my life choices

[thebookofflippants]

the king kong and godzilla franchises are so satisfying

like i came to see giant monsters screw around and beat up stuff

and

i got giant monsters screwing around and beating up stuff

#and honestly #i'm here for it #go live your best lives #haha so many people die #so many car alarms (??) #also why does the little girl look like young #Joseph Gordon-Levitt #that really messed me up #godzilla vs kong

[thebookofflippants]

i don't understand fancy dnd dice

given my luck they'll probably kill my character and then i'll have spent a good $50 just to put fancy dice in fancy dice jail

#at this point #i don't even use my physical dice #they have all betrayed me #there is no longer love #only hate #and despair #dnd

[thebookofflippants]

throwback to when my dad thought 'twerk' and 'tweak' were the same thing

#led to some weird suggestions while writing my essays #'hey you should twerk this part #it sounds funny' #thx dad #this is #exactly what i wanted #parents #i guess

[thebookofflippants]

my cat, looking at me: ew how malformed what happened to big cat why they look so gross

my cat, looking at other cat: *transfixed admiration*

#this #this right here #don't you see #it's the superior feline form #what did your mom do that made you look like that hooman #it gross #go back #cats

[thebookofflippants]

getting ~anxiety~ cause the psych class is going over ~anxiety~ is honestly one of the weirder situations zoom class has put me in

#having to look into a camera is bad enough #but then #then #you subject me #to having hear about my own disorder? #no thx

[thebookofflippants]

the plan:

become very rich

get a mansion

marry a painter

adopt 40 cats

recreate the "my wife's 40 lovers" painting

#and no one can stop me #go ahead #try #future plans

[thebookofflippants]