thebunniwagon

[thebunniwagon]

Serial designation n x gn human reader where the reader is usually cold to others but is rather soft towards him. head canons?

Ok let’s see!

N x Cold hearted Human Reader (Gender Neutral)

Buckle in, this is pretty long!

(Episode 1) The cold barren wastes of the moon shine upon you

You hated this, living on a dead planet without any one else. Everyone died when whatever happened, you’d search, but those drones where everywhere. You’d didn’t trust any of them, so you stayed away from all shining lights.

Wasn’t long before the lights went out, murder drones soon came to the planet, wiping out many drones and forcing the others into bunkers underground. You kept your distance from the “murder” drones, assuming they don’t discriminate with their victims.

It’s been months after the murder drones landed on the planet, you managed to fix yourself a shelter after your old one was under the watch of local murder drones.

You carefully plotted the nearby patrols, keeping their every move into account. You figured that defending yourself wouldn’t work unless you had something to fight back with, so you tirelessly worked on your newest project; a magnetically amplified photon converter.

You inspected your work carefully, fixing any glitches you found. It just needed one more thing, except it’s somewhere deep into murder drone territory.

You gathered your survival kit, a few homebrew snacks, and set off to find the missing part.

You remembered the massacre that took place near your hideout, two murder drones slaughtered some refugee drones from another bunker. They still haven’t gotten into the one near their patrols, so you kept your guard up, they would be nearby.

While on your journey, you remembered the massacre; one drone taking extreme pleasure tearing the refugees apart, the other was strangely timid around her, preferring to stay back and curse his awkward advances.

He wore a grey jacket with a cap, and that’s all you knew about him. You wanted to know more about these drones, so maybe finding him would be a plus, after you killed him of course.

Looking into the distance after eating a snack, you noticed a mountain of corpses, so you figured that you would have the best luck of finding the part there. You continued forwards, keeping an eye on the sky.

Arriving at the base of the corpse mountain, you checked your surroundings before scavenging. You noticed a purple figure headed your direction, so you hid behind a rotting car.

The small worker drone walked past, muttering something to herself.

You chastised the small drone in your mind, she clearly wouldn’t survive a minute sooner out here.

Scavenging out of her sight, you tried to look for the part within the pile of corpses.

No dice, you checked up on the small drone who was digging into a copse pile.

You thought about revealing yourself, a nagging feeling accompanying that thought.

You got ready to show yourself as she found a small green battery; you would have to convince her to give it to you.

There was a loud rustling above; the small drone ran to cover, as you hid behind the a wall splashed with oil.

The small drone put the battery into her weapon, slipping out curses and trying to get some distance from the murder drone.

She catches sight of you while trying to aim her weapon at the murder drone, this was all that the murder drone needed to throw her off balance.

That poor drone is going to perish, you definitely can’t live with that. Against your instincts you decide to help her fight back against the drone.

The murder drone threw the kid at a wall, knocking the synthetic air out of her lungs.

You stabbed the drone on his wings, the wrench unfortunately didn’t last long against JC Jenson steel. The murder drone threw you with no restraint, you definitely felt something break.

The murder drone approached you, it’s interface shifting through files on what to do against a human. You reached for a nearby rebar stick, the drone placed its heavy leg on your chest.

You felt your chest lose all air, you tried your absolute best to move its leg even an inch.

Losing air, everything started to go black. You accepted your death at the hands of the murder drone.

A bright light awoke you from your fate as the murder drone fell over, missing its head.

The small drone ran over, you quickly fetched the rebar to defend yourself from any more attacks. The small drone put her weapon down and put her hands up to calm you.

“Woah dude, I wouldn’t recommend it, I can do karate. So let that stick go?” She smiled sheepishly, you slowly let your guard down.

“T- hmm” You managed to choke out as your breath hitched, you supported your back against some debris.

The small drone thanked you for the help, your knee felt extreme pain as you hissed in pain. The small drone helped you up, supporting you by her shoulder. Your legs had to rest, so you couldn’t walk properly; which made you dependent on her kindness.

“Who are- what are you- You’re human” The worker drone spoke, confusion laced in her words, her interface not moving.

“Yeah, I’m human” You replied, not knowing what to do. She suddenly stopped as a sloshing noise came from behind, you both turned around as the murder drone got back up. The small drone looked terrified as the murder drone restarted its systems, looking at her recharging gun.

She let you go and charged the murder drone with a piece a rebar.

SMACK

The murder drone stood there unfazed, rebooting it’s systems, before finally looking up the small purple drone.

“Did ya try to hit me with that piece of rebar?” It pointed towards her weapon.

“Uhhh, no!” She hid the weapon behind her, smiling meekly as the murder drone struggled to calculate a response.

“Hmm, oka- WHOA Who’s that!?” The murder drone pointed at you, his tail held high with curiosity. He slowly approached you, his interface shifting through the files, looking for a appropriate response.

“I thought there wasn’t any humans left, are you from the company?” The murder drone asked, his curious smile potentially hiding his true intent. You decided to tell the truth, you were probably screwed anyway.

“No, I’m just a sur-“ the pain was starting to get to you, it was getting harder to concentrate.

“They’re hurt! We should take them to… their place?!” The purple drone stood in front of you, holding up a finger as if it was a keen idea. The last thing you wanted is to let them into your home, but your injuries were too great that your body couldn’t handle the pain; so you nodded.

“Oh, they do some hurt… I guess they do need out help, wait… what is your names?” The murder drone asked you both; his scanners must be broken. No murder drone would ever talk to a worker drone unless it’s laced with homicidal intent, you could use this to your advantage.

“Not the time dude, and I’m Uzi” The purple drone helped you back up with ease, the other drone spread his wings as he walked towards you both.

“East, it’s east” Hopefully they can take you back home, at least then you could die in your bed instead of the ash.

“Your name is east?” N asked innocently.

“EAST, MY HOME IS EAST!” You managed to squeeze out before you felt yourself black out.

Skip to here if you want to get to the shipping🗿

Being taken care of by two drones is not how you expected to spend your evening, but they have no plans to murder you so that’s good.

You struggled to open your eyes, your breath hitched, you hissed with the pain; that murder drone really took you out of commission.

“Oh, you’re awake!” You heard the now familiar voice of the murder drone who stopped your lungs into pulp. He got up from his chair and walked over with a warm soup, you weren’t sure what it was made out of.

“Umm, Uzi helped me with this soup, It’s not really my forte” He smiled coyly, placing the soup near your bedside.

You slowly reached for the soup, but your hands were still tired, causing you to spill a small amount and the spoon.

“Damm” You reached to grab the spoon, muscles aching and the pain exhausting. The murder drone stopped you by reaching for it first.

“Let me get that for you, it’s really the least I can do for you” He gently held your hand and passed you the spoon, you didn’t smile back, you really didn’t know how to respond to his kindness.

“Thanks” Was all that you could muster out. He hummed in response before getting off your bedside, you slowly ate your soup, unsure of what it really contained.

Dried tomato soup, tastes terrible but you won’t complain to the drones who can bend your bones like sticks.

You tried to stay awake and get up but you kept falling back into sleep, so you decided to finally rest.

It was repeating process; wake up, try to move, eat some soup, fall asleep.

A week passed and your body finally felt healthy enough to move around, even for a bit. Thanks to N, he held you while you tried to walk again on your weak legs. He didn’t think much about, always excited to help you while Uzi mocked you both.

You’d give her a knuckle sandwich if you could, but she was beginning to grow on you. She’s outright mean, but you can tell underneath her rough exterior that she really wants to open up; so you obliged her silence. N was kinder than Uzi, often going out of his way to oblige your requests for help, maybe it was out of guilt.

N is gentle, very gentle, you weren’t expecting that murder drones have such sleek steel. It was soft and strong, and his eyes always patient with you, his tail wrapping itself around you.

“Aww, it’s like a cheesy couple in some stupid 90’s horror flick” Uzi laughed out, gaining ire from you and exasperation from N.

“Uzi, cut it out! Y/n’s needs my help, they could fall down if I don’t support them!” N continued to hold you while you leaned on him, Uzi spoke out a “bite me” while she left your bedroom.

“Uzi’s really ripping on us huh?”

“Why do you think so?” You said as N helped you onto your bed, your legs feeling better and your body outright healed.

“Maybe it’s because she’s just jealous of our friendship” N joked, you gave him a slight giggle in response. N wished you a good nights rest as you went to lay on your bed, you felt safe around those two. Especially N, you were often scared of his weapons and his sharp wings, his immense strength, his…

You felt the sun shine through a crack in your home, you’d need to patch it up, could be let in too much ash. You helped your self up, placing your feet on the floor, it felt natural. Shocked, you lift your leg, then your other. You could walk again! You spent some time just walking around, appreciating the interior of your base. You remember your plants, they were your livelihood and your passion, so you go to check up on them.

They were in top tier condition, watered and well taken care of, there a note next to the watering can.

“Hey! N and Uzi here, we thought you would like these plants alive and taken care of! Mostly because you can’t feed yourself without them!” You smiled while grabbing the note, you would thank them, but they’re not here. They definitely got caught out while looking for oil, you don’t blame them.

The light started to dim more and more, you then realized that you woke up as the sun began to set; a consequence of living with nocturnal drones. You sat down and contemplated going out to find them, your legs just healed, no need to put them at risk again.

A few hours passed by, and a knock on your door distracted you from your reading. You got up and headed to check, looking through the peephole and seeing your two companions there.

You opened the door to greet your friends, but you were surprised to see another murder drone, locked down to prevent her escape.

“Y/n, we don’t really have anywhere we can put our friend here… can she stay here with us?” N asked shyly, a awkward blush showing on his face.

“I’m not your friend weirdo” The new murder drone spoke out, getting smacked on the head by Uzi in the process.

“I know V, but can you please behave? This person really trusts us and I think you two could get along!”

“Fineee… but if they try to do any weird adjustments to me I will open them up” V showcased her claws, sharp and still oil stained.

“She won’t, trust me! Isn’t that right Y/n?!” N asked, running his puppy-dog eyes program, it worked.

“Alright, but I’m laying down some house rules; no murdering in my house, be kind to one another, help around the house if you want to stay” V looked at you puzzled, running her interface to find any programs to use.

“V, you’ll behave? Right?” N almost begged, Uzi looked ashamed to be near her friend, you thought it was rather adorable. V eventually relented, making a compromise with N, at least to keep herself feed.

You found a spot where V can be chained down, at least until she calms down.

“Well, what’s the deal with you huh? You some kinda desperate survivor?” V asked, blowing bubbles from an attachment from her arm.

“Hmm” That was all that you were gonna give a potentially psychotic murder drone.

“Ooo you’re a quiet gal aren’t you? A little shy fella?” V pressed again, trying to gauge a reaction from someone she was unsure of.

After a tense moment, you replied with a simple “no”

You headed back to bed, sure of your safety; N explained to you how murder drones quite literally cannot harm humans. V can talk all she wants, you’re safe, safe thanks to N.

The next night, you were surprised to see how chill V really is, she’s obviously doing this so she can break out but you don’t care much about it. You almost wanted to let her free, but she just hurt Uzi if you let her go.

Uzi had left with N to go investigate something along the name of Absolute solver. Leaving you with V, who you were sure is going to try convincing you to free her.

“Be careful Y/n, she won’t hurt you but V is still… something if she’s left unchecked” N pleaded before he left, you placed your hand on his cheek, or where you thought it was.

“Don’t worry N, she’ll behave” N placed his hand on yours, starting to smile his adorable smile. Uzi pulled him away, telling him to focus as he said goodbye; you waved back in return.

“Ooo, lover boy is off to solve some great mystery huh?” V spoke out, still chained to her spot. You walked over to her, passing the books that you read to her when she woke up. She liked the romantic books the most, you teased her at midnight about it.

“He’s not my lover, I just trust him” You said to defend your exterior shell, although you couldn’t deny your growing feelings from him; maybe it’s the chronic loneliness, maybe it’s because he’s so dang kind, or maybe because he cares about everyone and everything.

“Oh come on, who else would put their hand on someone’s cheek? Someone who is in loveeeee” V mocked, laughing like some school girl.

“We’re just friends!”

“Are you gonna put your hand on my cheek soon, since we’re suuuch good friends?” V continued, she really liked getting on your nerves.

“I just might, my dear friend” You got close to her, hopefully this confuses her and she backs off.

“Uhhh, I didn’t mean it like th- Wait! Are you gonna kiss him???” V spat out, initially backing up but running a divergence program, accompanied by a led smug face.

“He’s not my boyfriend”

“Oh come on, look. If you can unlock this thing, I can show you how you two are totally right for each other!” V twinkled her fingers, clearly intending to escape.

“No”

“Damm you robo-Jesus, you’ve abandoned me” V is clever, but you are definitely more clever than her.

“You said me and him are compatible, how?”

“So you do like him”

“I don’t, you wanted to prove a point so go ahead” You challenged her, at least to keep her at bay.

“Uh, fine…” V finally relented, she’s thankfully backing up.

“Despite your cold exterior, you let him touch you all he wants, a simple complement turns into holding each other’s hands. He’s finally thawing you out, eventually you’ll kiss his hand. Then boom! He’s in love, and lovely little lonely you would reciprocate those feelings”

V smirked, her smug interface bearing into your eyes. You didn’t want to admit that she was right, it’s been so lonely, and N is a wonderful person friend boyfriend thing.

“I- I’m going to bed” Now you just wanted to go to sleep, it’s almost day anyway and the night is starting to go away.

“Night!” V muttered something under in lower volume, she was probably agonizing over her failed escape attempt.

Knock Knock Knock

They’re back, Uzi and N are probably just checking up on V. You’ll let them know that she’s behaving well, feed her, then finally go to bed.

“N, Uzi ho-“

“Y/n, can we… talk?” N was alone, Uzi must’ve went back to her bunker. N looked rather sad, like he was told off by a parent for doing something bad.

“Um sure, let’s go to my room” You closed the door as N came in, the soft howling of the ash storms silenced.

N entered your room, before you could follow, you heard a whisper.

“Aww look at the lovers”

You scowled at V, who scoffed in return. She’s an asshole, but you wouldn’t have it any other way.

Entering your room, N was sitting in your chair, a rather sorry expression on his interface. You sat on your bed and placed your hand in his, something that you were starting to get comfortable with.

“What happened?”

As if he was about to start crying, N dumped it all on you. How the absolute solver program brought back his former friend, to how Uzi looked at him with absolute terror in her eyes. He couldn’t sob, but you were sure he was doing the drone equivalent of it.

“N..” He looked at you, digital tears flowing from his interface. You wrapped your arms around him, with him following in tandem.

“Don’t worry, Uzi will come around, she knows you aren’t dangerous”

“It’s just, I don’t want to lose my first ever friend, a- apart from you of course” You giggled as N let you go, letting out a tired yawn.

“I’m going to go feed V, night Y/n”

“Goodnight N”

(Episode 2) The maroon prom

Poor N, he really didn’t mean to hurt Uzi, you were sure of it. Maybe you’ll find her and hopefully explain everything to her, she’s just a kid, a slightly psychotic kid. Now that you think about it, she’s just like a kid.

Your eyes opened, the soft humming of the ash storm alerting you that it was night, time to wake up.

You entered your living room where V and N were talking about something, but before you could listen in you were horrified to see three corpses wearing formal attire.

“Oh you’re up! It’s prom night tonight! V wanted us to got us some suits! So we all could look dapper” N had a huge smile on his face, his face lit up with the prospect of hanging out with his friends to his first ever night out.

“Yeah like, we come in all fabulous and the purple freak lets us in, mostly because she doesn’t have any friends. And then boom! We pop her little head off along with everyone else” V grimly suggested, earring a conflicted stare from N.

“Aren’t we her friends?” You asked while inspecting the corpses, deciding to take the one with a red suit on.

“I’m not freeing you for prom murder v!” N groaned, while you grabbed the corpse and dragged it to your room.

“Don’t come in I’ll be changing!” N gave you a thumbs up while V winked at you, giving you a devilish smile.

You entered your while V and N started to argue about something, you would help, but it seems like they’re beginning to quiet down. So you focused on putting on your suit, you had to hurry though, your front door got opened.

Finally putting on your bow tie, you were ready to go, hopefully V is willing to hold back her murderer urges. If not, then she’ll have to miss out, that would suck.

You opened your door, looking for a dressed up drone ready to take you to your first ever prom.

N wasn’t moving, he was headless, he was dead. You slowly approached the body, oil splurging from his neck.

“N?” Your voice was soft, you haven’t noticed that it was beginning to quiver. You shuck his body, unsure of what to do, you couldn’t lose him, you won’t lose him.

You hugged his corpse, squeezing as hard you could, slowly closing your eyes. Hearing a program from N running, you hoped it would bring him back, you prayed that it would bring him back.

“Uh, Y/n? Y/n! It’s ok I’m perfectly fin- oh, are you crying!?”

You didn’t even notice that you were crying, N wrapped his arms around you. You kept sobbing on his shoulder, unsure of how to feel. This was sad, but you never really knew what sad was. So you kept crying.

“Y/n, it’s ok! I’m here, I’m here” You had to stop crying, V took off, she’s going to kill everyone at the prom. They can’t come back, N can, but the kid can’t. You needed to focus.

You blinked out your tears, brushing your eyes, before looking at your front door. N got up from the ground, suddenly remembering what V has done, he started to panic.

“Oh, Oh! V’s gonna, we’ve gotta, we need to go!” He looked at the remaining suit, before stepping towards the front door, but looking back at the corpse once again.

“I do wanna look dapper…” You were already up, ready to confront V.

Grabbing the suit off the corpse which crumbled into dust, you threw it to N. You pushed past him, ready to pursue V.

“Get dressed, there’s gonna be a murder at prom tonight”

You knew V was already headed to the bunker, so you and N flew quickly. N noticed that you were rather quiet, so he started to talk.

“Thank you for worrying about me, seriously Y/n. You’re a good friend. The other drones weren’t really kind to me… except Uzi of course”

“I thought you were a goner, I… was scared that you were gone” You closed your eyes and hugged him, wrapping your arms around his neck.

“It’s alright, I’ll always come back”

N smiled as he started to slow down, lowering himself closer to the ground, as you noticed Uzi running in front. You both landed and as you let go of N, he ran over to Uzi to calm her down.

“Uzi!”

They both interrupted each other as N despaired over Uzi not wanting him there, N began to walk away as he assumed Uzi was still afraid of him. You grabbed his hand as Uzi spoke up, clearly in distress.

“No! I could use the help… of you being there.. with me” Uzi sported a embarrassed blush, this must be very out of character for her emo ai. You looked at her with a soft smile, good to see she misses her friends.

“Dapper buddies!” N said while he squished you in between him and Uzi, you pushed him off after a while, reminding him about his killer co-worker.

Uzi led you two through the hallways, rushing quickly by some adult worker drones keeping security. You three climbed through the vent after N suggested that it would be “super cool!” Exiting the vent, N carried you and Uzi down to the dance floor full of other worker drones.

C R A S H

Landing hard, you grabbed your knifes ready for action, while Uzi shouted towards V. “Unhand them you Fiend!” Whispers amongst the other worker drones start to make you nervous, but you can’t be distracted now. The worker drone nearest to her spoke up quickly “On second thought you are way hotter than Doll, Run Idiot!”

“Ok I’m confused, what’s going on?” N said exactly what the group was thinking, Uzi pointed towards the red worker drone.

Everyone panicked as you realized that V was pinned by some metal pipes, the red worker drone crushed another worker drone into a oil paste. She used her powers to cause chaos and keep everyone locked inside the prom room.

The red drone spoke in a foreign language that you didn’t understand, as she started to walk slowly towards V she continued her onslaught on her fellow drones. V managed to free her hand and transform it into a smg, firing rounds at the red drone; who in turn deflected the bullets into the ground. The red drone launched a cleaver at V, lobbing her arm off. With no more bullets distracting her, the red drone ripped out the ceiling fan, intending to to finish V once in for all.

“Holy s-“

“Holy crap what is she doing”

“This isn’t what I expected at all!”

N’s bewilderment gave way to concern rather quickly.

“I guess we should-?” Uzi responded to that with a long groan.

With a swift motion, N flew forwards while Uzi ran over to his side. You charged the little drone as fast as you could, only to be thrown towards the others. You hissed from the pain in your arms, getting back up in a instant.

“Woah dude, that must’ve hurt”

You disregarded the pink skirted high schooler and listened the attacker, unfortunately she spoke Russian, at least the others could understand.

“Bite me! Whoever started this wants us to fight, I’m not dealing with anything well, but… I’m done dealing with everything alone”

N smiled as you joined your friends once again, ready to fight alongside them.

“We move forward together, or not at all!”

The red drone said something, before pinning N and launching another industrial fan towards you three. N shoved you both out of the way, giving you both a thumbs up, not that you saw it. You looked up to the red drone preparing a knife to throw, you grabbed a chair and jumped over Uzi to block the attack, you heard a strong rip in the chair. The knife was embedded into it, barely scraping your chest; Uzi grabbed it out the chair, laughing while doing so.

The red drone lifted her arms to grab onto Uzi, but was shocked to see nothing would work, so she threw another knife towards her. Uzi blocked it effortlessly, the red drone looked scared, but still kept her resolve. Uzi told you she could handle the red drone, imploring you to find N and make sure he isn’t dead.

“Thank you Lizzie!”

“Yeah he’s alive don’t worry”

Uzi deflected another flurry of knife throws, the lights started to flash, she must’ve hit the control panel. Doing a massive backflip, Uzi was able to get on the stage where you were, you held a wrench you found on the ground. After throwing the microphone stand towards her, you joined her as she got down on the dance floor. You tackled Uzi as the microphone stand flew by you both, she seamed thankful but you weren’t sure.

“Stop Saving Me!”

That’s her way of saying thank you, you were sure of it. You looked up to see a knife flying towards you, you held up your wrench as if you were about to hit a base ball. A stinging pain overwhelmed your hand as you let go of your wrench, the knife is embedded in your hand, the handle pointing towards the red drone.

Another knife started to fly towards you, thinking quickly you shoved Uzi out the way to keep her safe. You closed your eyes, ready for a knife to impale you. A sharp clink alerted you to open your eyes, you were happy to see N blocking the red drone’s attack.

“Y/n! We need to get you out of here!” He held out his hand, as if he was offering you a romantic dance. Part of you wanted to say no, so you smiled as you grabbed his hand. He looked over his shoulder and looked panicked, suddenly you were spun around as a large table flies by.

You were temporarily shocked but quick to adapt, with N spinning you towards him; you wrapped your arms around him, giving the red drone a cheeky smile. N shot a slim rocket towards her, intending to blind her visibility so Uzi could attack. Uzi didn’t fair well, as a table sent her to the stage, so you and N were on your own.

“Nice moves N~” You gave N a sly smile, his interface turned bright with a blush. He giggled a bit, before trying to flirt back.

“Aww than- WHAO OK YOUR TURN!” Launching you into the air, N was shoved back by another table. You were flying in midair, very much panicking, the red drone smiled as she summoned more tables. You weren’t looking forward to becoming a pancake, so you reached your legs out and were surprised when you managed to jump off the table onto the next.

Reminding yourself, you kept up your composure as you leaped towards the red drone. She summoned more knifes to throw, you reached out with your knife-embedded hand to stick it in her face. The knifes were fast, slicing your arms but embedding themselves in any way, you were focused on your target.

The red drone’s eyes widened in fear as you plunged your hand onto her face, the knife sticking in with a wet slick. You both collapsed onto the floor, the red drone deactivated, you caught your breath. With a groan, then a yelp you pulled out the knife.

“Well thanks for stealing my thunder newbie” V as always knew how to compliment your abilities, with a snide comment.

“Y/N! WE NEEDED HER ALIVE” Uzi shouted as she finally caught up, groaning as she looked the corpse.

“Nice going ding dong” Another snide comment, very helpful.

“As if you weren’t going to do the same” You retorted, getting lightly punched by V as a result.

Rolling your eyes, N stepped up to defend you but was cut off by Uzi bringing everyone back to heel. She picked up a small device from the floor, a sort of wristwatch. You followed Uzi towards the red drone’s room, where apparently she figured she’d find some clues.

“Uh oh”

“Hehe nice”

You entered the room, surprised to see corpses strewn about; disassembled with oil darkening the room, even as light shined upon it. You followed behind N, making sure to check on your bandaged hand. V took a arm and decided to have a little taste, much to everyone’s jargon.

“Uh self respect?”

You decided to keep an eye on everyone, you weren’t good at this investigation thing. N avoided stepping on the little bugs, V was busy trying to see if a door is a threat, Uzi was still at the kitchen looking at something. Before you could walk over to Uzi, N uncovered something.

“I think we found her folks”

V decided that the situation could be improved with one of her snide comments.

“Literally, they didn’t even taste that good”

“Dude you suck”

“V that’s really mean, like literally mean!”

Uzi checked on one of the corpses, finding a badge with the name Yeva. You looked up if by any miracle that the two murder drones would know anything about a Yeva. She was there.

“OH SHI-“

The knife flew past towards Uzi. She held up her hands stopping the knife midair, Uzi was controlling it. With a clink the knife fell. You cowered behind N as the red drone spoke, you couldn’t understand but you doubt the others did too.

“What- wh- oh don’t you dare!”

The red drone was gone, as she was never there.

“UHH I HATE IT HERE!!!”

You held N’s hand, still shocked.

Epilogue

“What the hell was that” V said, looking at Uzi. Uzi yelled back, clearly a little distressed over what just happened. N was about to step in but you held him back, noticing that another drone entered the room.

“Uzi?” The adult worker drone spoke, scared to be in the murder drone with two murder drones and some random human.

“I- uh, I’m coming dad…” Uzi shamefully followed her dad out the room. V scoffed as she left, looking back at you two.

“I’ll see you two back the house” V said, making sure to use her best flirty voice, another snide comment.

She left, leaving you and N behind as you both exit the room. You collapse on a bench in the hallway, exhausted from the fight. N sat down next to you, keeping his distance, respectful as always. You leaned onto him, trying your best to not fall asleep.

“Are you alright?” N carefully wrapped his arm around you. He decided against leaning onto you, staying as a stable foundation for you.

“Yeah, you’re here. I’m going to be alright” You leaned more, making sure to keep all of your weight onto him.

“Oh, I never got the chance to flirt back!” N spoke, eyes wide with excitement. You got up and waited patiently as N had to hype himself up, poor thing, it took him a while but he finally got the nerve.

“What’s your type? And why is it me?” He asked with a cheeky smile, breaking into laughter after a couple seconds. You joined in as he helped you up, he kept his arm around you. You both started to walk to the exit, heading back home.

“Well, you’re kind and considerate. Always willing to help others even when it’s really stupid to do so, encouraging me and Uzi to be the best that we could be. Fearless, even in the face of foldable prom tables!”

“Hey! They hurt ya know”

“I thought you JCdenton drones were durable”

“We are! It just hurts when we get hit by something”

“Alright alright, I’ll lay off”

“Hey uh Y/n, thanks for sticking around”

“Hmm, don’t mention it”

You gave N a quick kiss on his cheek, he of course started to blush and soon had to be carried to the exit. He was surprisingly light, although next time he will have to carry you, it’s only fair.

Fin🗿

Hey everyone, I’ve finally escaped from the locked warehouse these nice mafia men took me to. But seriously I’m back, and I’m glad to be back. I’ll try to be more consistent, pinky promise👍

Also I have a nephew now, so I had to help take care of him! That’s why I haven’t been writing as much. Still though, thanks for your request, you keep this fandom alive!

#n #uzi #v #j #request! #murder drone #thank you so much for requesting this! #murder drones #x reader #I am so sorry for being late #pls forgive me #uzi doorman #request

[thebunniwagon]

💚♥️Merry Christmas Y’all!♥️💚

I’m going to spend Christmas with my family, so I’ll be offline for a while!

Also thank you for every request, you keep this fandom alive!

[thebunniwagon]

Hello again second time asking um so can you do j or n (or just both im ok with both mostly both) with a gn worker drone who is just a very happy and can’t stop smiling for some reason and is very interested by them and why they are smiling like a dumb idiot

(Sorry for asking for both I just love them both I hope you going to have an amazing day in the morning :D)

Ok, let’s see!

N and J with a friendly and joyous worker drone reader (platonic)

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When the murder drones broke into the bunker, you and your family retreated to the evacuation spot that khan designated, you weren’t surprised when they made their way in. It was a dumb spot really, but you held out hope that maybe the murder drones wouldn’t find you.

Just as one of the drones was about to begin slaughtering you all, Uzi and another murder drone had appeared, gaining the attention of the murder drones. You made your family go hide, your parents taking your younger sibling with them, while you stayed behind to help fight the murder drones.

You grabbed an axe off the wall, rushing into battle against the murder drones. You figure the drone that Uzi brought with her could handle himself, so you rush over to the murder drone with pigtails, hoping to aid Uzi.

“Y/n?! What are you doing here?!” Uzi spat out, who just kicked a pen into pigtails, pigtails was busy cursing the durability of the pen.

“Uzi I live here!” You yelled at Uzi, before charging at pigtails with the axe you found, the murder drone kicked you down to buy herself some time to regroup.

Uzi went to pick you up, her gun pointed at the murder drone, she chastised you for being so reckless. You thank her for helping you up, but she is quickly whisked away by pigtails before she can say you’re welcome. You grab your axe, winding up a powerful throw, and chuck it at pigtails. Pigtails yells out in pain as the axe hits her left wing, causing her to fall down and Uzi managing to escape her grasp. You rush to grab the axe off the drone’s wing, as Uzi goes for her gun.

The murder drone sliced your abdomen, causing you to fall down from the pain, she pulls out the axe from her wing. Uzi pointed her gun at the murder drone, ready to fire.

“Y/n MOVE!” You held your wound and rolled out of the way, Uzi opened fire at the drone, a green beam annihilating a large portion of the evacuation spot’s wall. You got up from the floor, looking at what appears to be remains of the murder drone. Uzi was about to celebrate but quickly screamed at you to look out, pigtails held you by the throat and pointed a gun at your friend.

Uzi couldn’t do anything, she missed her shot and her weapon had to recharge, she couldn’t do anything.

“Let them go!” Uzi pointed her gun, opting to try distracting the murder drone, at least until she could figure out a plan.

The murder drones tail floats in front of your face, looking at Uzi. The tail is infused with acid that could melt anything, maybe it could work on the user as well. You grab the tail and shove it into her hand, causing her to scream and let go of you.

You kick her calf as hard as you can, causing her to fall down, Uzi picks up the axe and rushes forwards. Pigtails turns her uninjured hand into a sub machine gun, Uzi threw the axe at you before a bullet hit her shoulder, you caught the axe. You swing at her wings, slicing one them off while the other remains, the drone’s tail strikes your hand.

The murder drone that Uzi brought with her tackled pigtails, pulling her towards the open wall. She tries to fight back with a blade in her arm, slicing the friendly drone in his cheek, you reached for the axe. Picking it up, you throw it in a arch, hearing a scream from Pigtails. The friendly drone dragged Pigtails to some rebar and tied her up, she was missing her other wing.

As you collected yourself, everyone started cheering for their saviors, but stopped when they saw the friendly drone. The drone introduced himself as an angsty rebellious drone called N, which calmed down many of the survivors. Uzi then lambasted her father for abandoning her, claiming that he always didn’t believe in her, and “doing him the favor” of banishing herself. N picked up their fellow drones, while Uzi climbed onto his shoulder, together they flew out of the open wall.

You had to get yourself patched up, much to the surprise and horror of your family. Your mother made you swore to never try anything like that ever again, you promised her that you wouldn’t, but Uzi is surrounding herself with plenty of enemies.

Those murder drones know where you live, no worry, you already clipped the wings of one. Murdering the murder drones, very ironic.

Wearing a green jacket, you leave the comforts of your home, axe in hand.

You didn’t know where to look, so you look for the mountain of corpses, hoping that you’ll find traces of Uzi.

Following the trail, more corpses are present, something that you’d began to worry about.

Entering the cavern where the mountain begins, the pillar of corpses stationed as if it was a panopticon.

Creepy…

Backstory over (Yay color)

“Y/n?” Uzi spoke, surprisingly not startling you.

“Hey Uzi, came to check up on you guys” You sat as you softly grip your axe.

Uzi made you give her the axe before you could do anything stupid with it, much to your dismay. But now that you think about it, maybe a axe to their skull won’t be the best introduction to potential friends, it especially won’t go well with N.

So no killing for Uzi’s sake, wouldn’t want N to revert back into a murder drone.

You follow Uzi back into her temporary little base, it’s a spaceship that’s terribly banged up with barely any space to fit in. It’s quiet and not operational at all, but it is under repairs, or at least Uzi said so. The prisoners were under tight watch by N to ensure safety, Uzi asks you to help N keep an eye, giving a small punch on your arm as she welcomes you to the murder crew.

“Oh, Uzi made you keep watch too?” N asked, you nodded in response. N is rather strange guy, his yellow eye-things are activated, but he’s still being friendly to you. You sat by him and smiled at your tied up prisoners, pigtails and another murder drone.

N was trying to talk to V, but he was struggling to come up with words. V was either ignoring him or playing some games in her interface, you had noticed that J was look at you, looking rather agitated if you say so.

“Why are you smiling, don’t you have someplace to be?” J scoffs, a sour frown on her interface. You’re surprised, you never knew that they could talk, much less converse without murder. You continue smiling at her, before responding to her.

“I’m keeping watch, with N” She looks closely at you, still scowling.

“You’re very dumb if you think you could keep me tied up forever” You shrug, figuring that you will try to reform these drones like Uzi did to N, but you will have to help take care of these two.

“We won’t, but as long as you help us, we’ll feed you” She frowned even more, you kept up your smile, your comment definitely made her upset.

“Whoa Y/n, we can’t just starve them!” N interjected, V sighed in relief as N no longer tried to talk to her. You sighed then nodded while smiling, he returned the smile, happy to see you being cooperative.

“Fine… if you promise to do as Uzi says, I’ll let you take a bite~” you showed J your palm, maintaining your smile throughout. J’s mouth started to water, she was alright when it came to oil reserves, thanks to her slaughter back at your home. But she couldn’t resist the offer of more oil, especially if it make you squeal and wipe that stupid smirk off your face.

“Fine, but we’re still murder drones! We need oil to live, besides, I know your fragile body doesn’t hold enough for us both” J replied while giving you a slasher smile, you were surprised by her threat and how easily she agreed to your deal.

You figured that she wasn’t really going to change, but if N could change, you guess that there a slight slimmer of hope. You take a deep breath, continue your smile, and present J your hand.

She’s surprised by your eagerness to trust her, so she opens her mouth, teeth bare. She bites down on your palm, drawing oil, but you keep your smile throughout it all. She bites harder, wanting to make you at least squeal, you gruff and keep up your smile.

N was equally surprised to see you not reacting to the pain, he was happy to see you and J had come to an agreement, but was a little worried about what it took for J to agree to the price. J was never known to be very diplomatic with her victims, only promising death and suffering to those who were brave enough to face her.

Here you were, smiling against the most murderer murder drone that he knows. N’s interface displayed his pride, smiling as if he was a proud father. On the inside you were screaming from the pain, but they shouldn’t know that, your pride wouldn’t let it go. J let go of your hand, oil dripping onto the floor, licking her teeth.

“So, what’s your deal smiles? Think being friendly with us will spare you?” Said V, who was swinging her legs from the seat she was tied to.

“Maybe, maybe we could be friends one day” You look upon of your wound, the bite mark starting to sting more as the seconds pass.

“Soo… what now?” J asked, giving you a suspicious face while waiting.

“You both help Uzi! That was the deal” You replied to V, J groans out load, clearly upset with this arrangement.

J rolled her eyes, handicapped by the lack of wings, she wouldn’t be much help.

A few weeks pass by…

Somehow, V had been reformed by Uzi and her companion N. She’s more friendly to you and especially to N, but J was still rude to everyone, at least she tolerated you more than the others. J’s wounds have healed a long time ago, her wings gone thanks to your attack. She’s still tied up, but she has her own room thanks to N’s kindness.

Ever since you were able to implant J with a chip that could put her to sleep, the murder crew had given her more freedoms, although she isn’t very cooperative with anybody. Especially with you, she must really hate you the most, but she hasn’t tried to hurt you.

She often insults anything about you, trying to gauge a reaction. You don’t indulge her, preferring to continue smiling, but you appreciated her company anyhow.

J decided to accompany you and N one time, unsurprisingly hijinks ensued.

“You can practically do anything these days, the cops don’t care” N said, signaling to a corpse with a blue shirt. You wanted to correct him and specify that cops wear blue hats instead of blue shirts, but you weren’t sure and forgot about it.

J points to another corpse which was posing in a rather embarrassing manner, it’s hands trying to block something, maybe the blast of doom that killed everyone. She laughs as she pushes it over, disintegrating when it touched the floor.

“That’s nothing worry about Y/n, it’s actually pretty tame compared to what she claims she’ll do to us” N said as J began to push over other brittle skeletons, but you were confident that J wouldn’t be able to hurt you both.

A rock hit N’s head and plopped on the ground “You’re next! After I get this stupid thing off of me!!!”

You giggled as J tried to desperately claw the chip off, she growls at you for smiling at him. N giggled alongside you, gaining more ire from J as she starts to bash the chip with a rock.

“Stop J, you’re gonna hurt yourself” You scolded as she finally managed to start bleeding from her desperate attempt of escape. She hissed from the pain, clenching her hands.

You barely manage to dodge the rock that J threw in her anguish, N made sure you were ok before putting himself in front of you.

You decide that J deserves a chance to be free, even if she will tries to kill you both. You make N move out of the way, asking him to trust you.

“Look J, I know you probably don’t like me or anyone else, but I need you to trust me this once” You give her your most sincere smile, hoping that she would consider your offer. She holds out her arm, bleeding oil from the wound, small tears showing on her interface.

You carefully take out the inhibitor chip, making sure to not be too rough. J hisses from the pain, you give her a gentle smile to keep her calm and prevent her from freaking out.

“There, it doesn’t look good on you anyway. Sorry I put that thing on you”

J looks at her wound, small trickles of oil falling upon the floor. She stares at you, still suspicious of your intentions.

“Stop smiling Y/n, it doesn’t look good on you anyways” J begins to walk away from you, smiling while doing so.

N envelops you in a spine crushing hug, telling you how proud he is.

You return his hug, still smiling.

#n #v #uzi #j #murder drone #murder drones #request #thank you so much for requesting this! #request!

[thebunniwagon]

I apologize for not uploading anything recently, I’ve gotten sick and it hurts like hell when I swallow, but I’m still writing.

Meme

#J #N #V #uzi #uzi doorman #murder drones #murder drone

[thebunniwagon]

ok i'll bite, i'd love some fluffy reader x N headcanons pls /w\><3

Ok let’s see!

N x fluffy you!

When you and N first started to date, he would often make metal flowers by using the parts of deceased drones, his own way of trying to make amends to the worker drones.

You’d rarely make flowers, using the rebar and scrap metal you’d find around your temporary base, before handing the flowers to him with great care and love.

One day you and Uzi managed to find some covers that the humans used, you’d kept one of the covers for a secret project.

Sharing a blanket, you were the little spoon while he was the big spoon, his arms surrounding your torso. There wasn’t much living space on the spacecraft, so Uzi made the suggestion to relocate to another place, everyone agreed.

Even before you both started to share secret smooches behind the tower of corpses, you made sure to keep an eye on N, after all he is a murder drone. A drone that eats your kind, propagated by cruel gods who would surely genocide you all.

When N snuck off for the first time, you grabbed a hidden shiv that could kill something with a well placed strike. You carefully followed N to where he was going, hoping to get rid of a potential threat. Scared that N is secretly going to call his fellow drones to put an end to you. He was cordial with you, but you figured it was an act.

You’d caught up, ready to fight the drone, only to find him digging though some rubble. Your steps are silent, until you step on a can, alerting the drone.

You hid your shank, while he got up hiding his own secret.

“H- hey… N”

“Oh uh, y/n, I didn’t know you were following me”

“What do you have there?” N shuffled in place, his interface about to run an excuse program, as he blubbers up his words. You let go of your shiv, careful to use your heel to cover it with the ash. Realizing that N most likely would’ve been able to kill you in a second, your paranoia slowly starts to subside, accepting that maybe you were wrong about N.

“It’s a gift, for someone…” he says, still idling in place, softly blushing.

“For Uzi?” You reply, hoping to find out what he’s hiding.

“Uh, for um, you…”

He finally reveals what he’s been hiding, a small snow globe in pristine condition, he hands it to you while blushing. You accept the gift, happy to see that N thought so highly of you. You feel a little guilty, first for intending to harm and betray him, and secondly for not showing him your token of appreciation.

Ever since, you’d make gifts for him in hopes of matching the snow globe he gave you. Unfortunately, there isn’t much to craft with in the wasteland, at least to make something decorative. You’d both scavenged together, shooting quips at each other while Uzi reminded you both of your duties.

One time you suggested that he’d find a new hat, one that you conveniently managed to find rather quickly, skipping over valuable resources that Uzi asked you to bring back. They can wait, it’s not like they’re going anywhere, but this chance is quick to disappear and is seldom rare. You yonk the hat, and offer the hat to N, he declined of course. He really likes his pilot hat, so you figure that you would modify it, better than replacing it.

You decided to ask him out one day, by carefully crafting a flower, something you’d practiced over the previous weeks. In this flower, you painted with scavenged crayons you melted down. By using a paintbrush you crafted, you carefully painted the metal flower blue, while the stem was painted green.

When N returned from his scavenging mission you called to him, he followed you, and you led him to your gift. When you were both out of the others sight, somewhere private, you confessed your true feelings for him. How you loved every single one of silly quips, even the terrible ones. How every night you envied his ability to sleep upside down, wishing you could be close to him, how every gift he gives makes your robotic little heart flutter. You showed him your flower, ready for rejection.

His interface was glowing bright, large blushes overlapping his face. He reached behind him, pulling out a brown jacket with white fur, apologizing all the while for not getting a better gift. You giggled as he accepted your confession, giving him a gentle kiss on his cheek.

You held his face your hands, happy to have someone as caring as him. You both heard a squeal from behind some rubble, Uzi’s beanie visible above of the spot. N was about to go investigate, but you held him by his hips, bringing him back to you.

Sharing a kiss, you both stood there, basking in the violent ash storm. After separating, you held N’s hand as you both returned home.

“I love you N”

“Oh em, I love you too Y/n”

“I love you more”

“No, I do!”

“One of us is lying then”

You’d dragged the poor drone to your sleeping spot, forcing him to share it a small seat with you. But he stuck around, preferring to be with you instead of being outside alone.

Nowadays, you and N would sleep outside to bask in the wind and give Uzi some privacy, sharing a blanket to ward off the cold.

Thanks to your scavenging missions, you finally had the materials needed to create a perfect gift for him. You just needed his captains cap, the one thing that he doesn’t give out easily, only letting you hold it for a few seconds.

When you and N were sleeping together, you slowly let go of him, grabbing his cap while gently kissing his head. You got up, heading to your secret bench where you gathered your materials.

There, you worked all morning, getting tired but still pushing yourself to keep crafting.

Eventually you finished your gift: N’s captains hat refurbished with shiny metals lining it’s sides, fur interwoven with new soft strands that you’d found, it’s emblem shined to perfection.

You hid the gift, going back to join N in your sleep. Waiting for night to come, you wrapped N in your arms as you shut your systems down.

When you awoke, N was gone from your arms, leaving only you covered by the blanket.

You found N digging through some trash, so you hug him from behind. He yelps in surprise, his tail standing still as to not sting anything.

“You surprised me Y/n! Oh um, by any chance have you seen my cap? I think I must’ve lost it, I swear I had it on before I slept”

You try to lift him up but he’s too heavy, he giggles at your attempt, you contemplate letting him fall. Letting him down, you ask him to follow you, saying you have a gift for him. You bring him to a ash hill and ask him to close his eyes, he covers them with his hands, and you retrieve the gift. The cap a little but of ash on it, you swipe it off and tell him to open his eyes.

He opens his eyes to a new cap, prepared with a small bow, his gift.

“Really Y/n, for me?”

“Yes!”

He picks you up with a giddy squeal, spinning you in his arms. You kiss him as he held you up, using your arms to hold his cheeks. The wind blew slowly tonight, leaving you both in peace. That was until you both heard a squeal erupt, you fell as a spooked N let go of you, he looked back at you with panic. You both looked at who was spying on you both, a purple beanie just above some cover.

“We can see you Uzi”

“No you can’t”

“Yes we can”

“Bite me”

I hope I did well!

Hey, psst!

I need your honest opinion here, do I write too much? Sometimes I think I add to much to these “headcannons” turning them into short stories instead of specific scenarios that address the request, I’m not sure if this is what you’d prefer or not, please let me know.

#n #uzi #v #thank you so much for requesting this! #murder drones #request #x reader

[thebunniwagon]

Would N x reader and Uzi x reader cuddle hc be ok?

Ok let’s see!

N and Uzi cuddle you (platonic)

N is an amazing hugger, preferring to hold you longer than Uzi. You don’t mind it, happy to oblige him. His hugs envelop your entire body, any normal worker drone would be terrified of being held by a murder drone, but you truly believe he’s changed.

N’s hugs are loose and gentle, preferring your consent to let him hold you, he’d always accompanying his hugs with a quick quip. Much to the dismay of V, who is clearly not jealous.

Uzi is more erratic than her older companion, preferring to hug your arm when no one is around, but not without her threats of violence should you tell N of it. Once she hugged your entire body, crying when she awoke from some unwanted nightmares, you held her tight.

Uzi holds you tightly every time she hugs your arm, letting go when she thinks N is about to see or come in. You always tease her for it, she then lets go while claiming you could bite her, you’d always go to hug her back. She’d fight back for a bit, but would always succumb to your hugs.

N cuddling you (romantic)

N holds you close in scavenging days, one day on your scavenging mission you nearly fell off a cliff, but N grabbed you before you’d had fallen. He was holding you by the hips, while his interface was blushing, he asked if you were alright. You smile, thanking him as you blush slightly.

Ever since you and N became a couple, he rarely lets you go, holding you even in your sleep. His hugs have become tighter, but that doesn’t mean you don’t give Uzi any hugs. When you both scavenge, you’d hold hands and hold each other while sharing a quick smooch, Uzi didn’t appreciate it much. She usually had to pick up the pace thanks to you two, you’d always give her a hug for her troubles.

When he hugs you from behind, you always lean backwards to him, much to the dismay of V. Uzi would tell V she will never have something like you and N, V would spit her usual insults.

One time you managed to hug Uzi and N together at the same time, with N smiling adorably while Uzi tried to escape. You kissed N while Uzi pretended to throw up, N let her go and held your face with his hands. You hold him by his waist, happy to be held by someone so compassionate.

When you both sleep you prefer to keep hugging him while his body goes full flop mode, you’d managed to convince him to lay down with you instead of sleeping on the roof.

As you shut down your systems, you feel N kissing your forehead, as he watches you drift to bed.

“Your so cool Y/n, I’m so lucky to have you”

Uzi cuddling you (romantic)

One time Uzi was holding your arm a little longer than usual, when confronted she’d excuse you of ripping off a scene from the romantic anime show she watches, you remind her that you’re still trying to catch up with the last 2 shows she made you watch. You both share a giggle, Uzi quickly shuts up when N walks by.

You’d pay little mind to it, figuring you’d tell N about it and he’d get giddy, happy to see his little companion showing more love than usual.

When you and Uzi watched her anime shows, she used to sit next to you, keeping space in between you and her. Nowadays she prefers to lay her head in your shoulder, with your arm on her shoulder.

Eventually you both started to laying down while watching the shows, with you leaning on the couch while she lay her head on your lap, she’d make sure to give you vague threats if you dare tell N about this.

After catching up to Uzi’s romance anime, she starts acting strangely around you, being more aloof and defensive. She stopped being close with you, much to your dismay, so you decide to do something.

“Hey Uzi, get over here” you lift your arm. Silently, she slowly shuffles next to you. You lay your arm around her, as she rests her head on your shoulder.

“Sorry if I was direct, I just missed this” her interface glowed, small blushes appearing on her face.

“Don’t think about it too much” Uzi says in a rather condescending tone, crossing her arms and doing a pouty face.

“I won’t” you smile at her, she looks back at the screen.

You both sat there silently, as you hold her close to you. The anime starts to show a romantic scene, where one of the main characters starts to confess to the others in the heat of battle. While you are paying attention, Uzi is barely showing any interest, instead she starts to fidget in place.

You ask her if she wants to lay down, she nods, you both shift on her bed to find a comfortable spot.

As you hold Uzi in your arms, she slowly starts to drift off. You decide to stay in the room with her instead of going to your own, Uzi’s starting to shut down her systems. You turn off her tv, before shutting off your own systems. As you start to drift off, Uzi speaks.

“I love you Y/n”

I hope I did well!

#n #request #murder drones #thank you so much for requesting this! #uzi #x reader #murder drone

[thebunniwagon]

To those who sent me requests, from the bottom of my nonexistent heart.

Thank you

I’m currently at my grandma’s, so I won’t be able to work on your requests. But just know, I intent on writing all of your ideas.

I’m so happy there’s a lot of activity in this fandom, I hope it continues to grow in its future!

So far I’ve completed 2 requests, currently working on 1, and have 4 to work on as of writing now!

@lordredsontlborn (hope it’s the right blog) Your request is recent, so I’ll work on yours last.

@simp346 yours is 2nd to last, I’ll work with you soon.

@thegh4stlycreep I promise to deliver your request!

@simpalert Yours is soon to be worked on, after I finish @rosiroleplays request.

#request #request! #thankful #murder drones #murder drones x reader #murder drone #thanskgiving

[thebunniwagon]

saw that you want requests for murder drones, I've got an interesting idea.

Can you do headcannons of the murder drones gang (or just N and Uzi) reacting to a worked drone reader, but they have the tail of a murder drone (can be platonic or romantic)

Ok let’s see!

The murder crew reacts to hybrid drone! (You)

Tw: suicide attempt! Gore! (Not you don’t worry)

(Your unfortunate backstory, skip if you’re squeamish)

After the bunker you lived in was infiltrated by a bunch of disassembly drones, you had to leave their sector to lose them, so you ran like hell to the west where another worker drone outpost was located. Terrified every step of the way, carrying nothing more than your belongings in a backpack and a random rebar pole you found on the ground.

You’d heard stories about the murder drones of your sector, how they were merciless in their hunts, torturing and consuming your fellow worker drones. But there was always an outlier, for you it was a disassembly drone called S, a ruthless “scientist” who not only tortured her victims, she ran “experiments” on her “favorites”

You always fancied yourself lucky, that was before one of the drones spotted you, and managed to pin you with their legs.

“Well, well, well! You are either stupid or incredibly incompetent!” The drone spat as they pointed their arm to your face. They smile, ready to taste your blood.

You stab the drone’s arm with its own tail, it yelps out a curse, you take the chance to grab your backpack and run. Before you could make it far, another drone lands in front of you with its tail pointed towards your skull.

“Really!? You need two drones to handle a little nobody like me!?” You yell out, hoping their egos would cause them to fight. They laugh at you, ready to give you a painful death, you start calculating the most probable deity to pray to. You hear the whooshing another pair of wings, a loud thump, then silence.

You were surprised, you aren’t dead? You open your eyes.

“Hello”

You screamed, falling backwards. You try to get up, she kicks you down, you start begging them to just get it over with. Your interface runs the panicked sobbing program, you didn’t know it existed. You curl up into a ball, hoping that a smaller frame would increase the chances of death.

“Time to have fun…” you hear one of the drones say as its partner laughs, you break down completely now. Screaming in terror and chocking on your nonexistent breaths as you hold yourself.

“NO, not yet, I’ll need them” spoke the scientist, smiling cruelly, she approached you. Panicked, you reach for her tail and grab it, hoping that jamming it into your throat will release you from their torment. She grabs your arm before you could could do anything, she forces your hand open, letting her tail go. Ordering her drones to pick you up, you don’t resist, hoping that she’ll put you down before eating you. She places a emp on your arm, sending you to sleep, all while your senses never stop screaming.

Heavy, your eyes feel heavy. Starting up your programs, you open your eyes and look around. You are restrained to a table, with noting but your hair still attached to you, warm oil touching your backside. You try to wiggle free, hoping the drones were stupid enough to not restrain you down properly, it doesn’t work. Well thanks ma, you always say I’m lucky, guess it only counts at home. You look around, seeing tools stained with oil and computers with a slightly broken screen.

You see a disassembly drone tail face towards one of the computers you were looking at, you yelped, terrified. Nothing happens, you open your eyes, the tail still floating uninterested in you. You wonder if it’s the “scientist” who was getting ready to “operate” on you, maybe your yelp alerted her, you silently curse yourself.

Nothing, you wait and wait, the tail still floating around doing nothing. You look at the tools and so does the tail, you try wiggling your hips, intrigued by the tail. Hopefully the tail would react, you were bored and outright terrified of any drone appearing through those doors.

The tail swayed with your hips, putting two and two together, you realize the “scientist” had attached a disassembly drone tail onto you. You try to use it, it’s difficult at first, but you adapt slowly to the extra arm.

You move your tail to your arm restraints, intending to melt them down with your toxins. You miss once, twice, but third times is a charm. The tail melted the lock, freeing your left hand, so you went to do the other.

Your right arm was freed, you forced open your restrains on the leg. You were free, the silent hymn of the wind rushing outside led you to an exit, hopefully the coast is clear.

You climbed out a window of the abandoned building, the soft hymn giving way to a loud whooshing of ash, the storm must’ve gotten worse. You started to run, hoping to gain a head start against those who hunt you.

Naked, terrified, and without your belongings. You stop, maybe they have your things in some closet. You go back, hoping that your escape hadn’t attracted any heat.

You climb through the window, landing roughly on the concrete floor. Getting up you head down the hallway, hoping to find the storage closet or something.

You find a door and open it, there are boxes full of clothes and other things. You grab some clothes and look for the box with your backpack, shoving a box out of the way, you see your backpack laid upon the floor. Just as you are about to grab it, a hand grabs your arm roughly.

“WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING?!”

As you scream, your tail lunges forwards, stabbing the drone repeatedly. She screams out in pain, falling over, your tail does not relent. Before the drone could apply saliva to herself, the toxins melted her down, leaving only her legs intact.

You grab your backpack and run, hoping that her death didn’t alert anyone else.

Leaving the building, you rush past another abandoned building, knowing that the others must’ve gotten back there by now. You don’t stop, you don’t wan to risk it, you don’t even know where you’re headed.

(Meeting the murder crew, you’re safe here)

You didn’t know drones could get exhausted, but here you where, struggling to even keep up a light jog. Your interface started to slowly shut down, every step you took started to become heavier. You didn’t even have to the chance to find somewhere safe before you collapsed, your body shutting down to keep you cooled.

You enter a deep sleep

It felt like years, being trapped in a constant state of sleep, you couldn’t feel anything. Maybe you were dead.

Suddenly you awoke, your interface started up, programs running and systems perfectly cooled. You are laying down on a soft couch, so you lift yourself up. Taking a look around, you see another worker drone; purple hair with black clothing, she’s currently covering a window with a metal sheet to keep out the ashy wind. Your tail floats around, awaiting its command, your body feels light. Your backpack lays at the end of the couch, untouched.

“H- hello!” The purple drone looked at you, finishing her work she walked over to you.

“Hey, dead sheet! You alright? We found you outside, figured I’d use you for parts, but N found out you were alive”

You thanked her for not scrapping you, she speaks out before you could say anything else.

“My name is Uzi, what’s yours?”

“My- my name is… Y/n!”

Uzi was looking at your tail, clearly intrigued by its mysterious nature. “Where did you get this?” You thought for a moment, your memories are still rebooting, so you ask her to wait a moment. She obliged, sitting down at chair near a table, maybe that’s where she eats?

“Oh I forgot to mention, N is real chill dude, so be open minded about him ok?”

You give her a thumbs up, ready to meet N. You hear someone spit out an insult, you get and walk over to Uzi, seeing a disassembly drone tied up.

“And who are you? Another trai- no wait, how do you have a tail?!” You said nothing, standing there in shock, all of your senses screaming at you to leave this house immediately.

You didn’t move an account inch, terrified of the drone in front of you. She laughed at you, you were about to begin running, before someone placed their hand on your shoulder.

“Hey, are you ok?” You look at the voice, only to see another drone, your interface begins the crying program out of fear.

“Oh, sorry I didn’t mean to startle you! My name is N” He said, holding out his hand but keeping his distance from you.

You shake yourself out of your paralysis, muttering out an apology.

“Great… a emo toaster and a anxious halfbreed, I’ll enjoy making oil bubbles out of you when I’m free” spoke the tied up drone, giving you a slasher smile in the process.

“That’s V, she’s kinda of a” V leans against the wall, using her interface to play some computer game.

“A work in progress, right Uzi?” N interrupted Uzi, you felt better once you realized she was tied up, unable to hurt you. Your tail was pointed right at her skull, ready to attack should she pose a threat. N walked backwards, hoping to alleviate your stressful situation. Your tail slowly went down as you calmed yourself, realizing that you were not any danger.

“Look dude, V’s tied up and N is… reformed, we’re going to get revenge on the humans who forced them to be like this!” Uzi said, holding up a fist as your tail looked at it. Calmed, you look at N, wondering what his reaction to this is.

“Uzi’s right, we need to fight back against our oppressors!” N said, holding up a fist in the air. You look over at Uzi, she’s giving N a thumbs up while smiling slyly. Your interface slowly clears itself, tears dissipating. Your tail floats around, gently avoiding you, knowing that stinging you even once would probably kill you.

You smile and finally let your guard down, N doesn’t seem like a mass murderer to you, more like a confused fool who just means well. V could use some work, but you can count on your tail to put her down if she tries anything, maybe she can be reformed. Uzi’s kinda mean, not really. You walk over the couch where N is sitting, maybe you could get some advice on how to use your tail. Uzi goes outside, saying she’ll bring V some oil.

“Oh, hey Y/n, what’s up?” You pointed at your tail, before asking for advice on how to use it. N’s interface started to display a question mark, before he held up a finger.

“Imagine it’s like a extra hand, don’t question it too much, just use it like you would use any other body part” N’s tail grabbed a cup off a small stool next to the couch, handing you the cup, you accept the gift from the tail. N smiles gently, you smile with him. The cups empty, but the amount of control that N had over his tail was something to be admired.

Your tail is still its own separate entity, avoiding you but not exactly following your every command.

You walk over to V, hoping that your tail could invoke some sort of sympathy from her. You’d doubt it, but it’s worth a try, better to know the devil before she tries to kill you. She snarls at you, hiding her arm from you.

“You’re blowing bubbles aren’t you”

She frowns and flips you off, your tail reacts with shock. You’re no longer scared, rather offended.

You give your best slasher smile, hoping that V becomes intimidated enough to give in “Look, you owe me, the only reason you live is because the others see the possibility of redemption in you. If it were up to me, I’d have N taste the oil of his own kin”

She gives you a puzzled look, before scowling, you think you’ve ticked her off “SCREW YOU, YOU USELESS PIECE OF SH”

Uzi sticks a straw into V’s mouth, V’s interface giving way to hearts, finally being fed with the nourishment she so desperately wants.

“Hey, V’s doesn’t like visitors. So you should leave her alone, capish?”

You nod, leaving the happy prisoner, surprised by how she is happy she becomes once you feed her. Deciding to go outside, you apologize to V as you exit the house, feeling guilty of using her captivity against her. N walks over to V, intending to give her a piece of his mind, you know she isn’t the type who listen.

You sit outside, the soft ash being blown around by the storm. You close your eyes, remembering what you’ve done and what happened to you throughout the day. Feeling a hand touch your shoulders, you jump up, your tail pointing ready to kill. Uzi raises her hands, surprise lining her face “woah dude! It’s just me!”

Apologizing, you sit back down, Uzi followed suit. Sitting together, you both don’t speak, letting the wind howl for a while.

“I- where did you get that tail?” Uzi finally asks, you look at her, she immediately starts apologizing. You interrupt her.

“The disassembly drones in my sector, they experimented on me”

“Oh… I’m sorry to hear that”

“Yeah, don’t be”

“Bite me”

Your tail lays itself over her shoulder.

“Thanks for worrying, emo shrimp”

“Sure, half breed”

(A few months later)

Uzi finally found a method to keep the vampiric drones from over heating, thanks to your help.

You’d hate to admit it, but N is very understanding, too understanding.

V doesn’t try to kill you anymore, even in her escape attempts. She’d rather insult you and call you a mistake, you return the favor tenfold. You both won’t admit it to each other, but you’re great rivals.

Uzi is your little sister and you love her, she loves you too but she’ll never admit it.

Uzi uses your tail as a scratching post, or a huggable pillow, sometimes even sleeping while holding it. Your tail actively seeks her out, grateful for her compassion.

One time you managed to hug her, after she’d woken up from a nightmare, she was sobbing. Your tail surrounded her, she slowly fell asleep, and as her systems began to shut off, you spoke.

“I love you sis, goodnight’

“Bite me…”

Your tail let go of her, letting her rest properly. Closing Uzi’s door with your tail, you ran into N, who was smiling a wide grin. You hug him, thanking him for helping with everything.

“Don’t worry Y/n, I knew you could do it”

Your tails intertwine as you hold him close, looking into his eyes.

You join him in his smile, tired, you both head to bed. You’d both excused it as conserving heat, V and Uzi knew those were lies, you didn’t care.

Laying together, your tails tied together to prevent any accidents, you shut your systems down as you drifted off to sleep. Happy to find a family worth being comfortable around, who value you with love and insults.

V will probably try to escape again, that’s ok, she usually just goes to the spare bedroom instead of running away.

I hope I did well!

#N #V #Uzi #uzi doorman #murder drones #thank you so much for requesting this! #request #tw

[thebunniwagon]

Hello I saw your post from yesterday um this is my first time actually asking something so idk if im doing this wrong I was wondering

if you could N x gn worker drone reader Head cannons i rarely see anything related to murder drones I get it if you feel uncomfortable making a gender neutral Reader I’m trying to keep this short as possible

Ok let’s see!

N x GN! Worker drone (You)

N was surprised by you when you first met, everyone usually ran like hell to get away from him. You tried to tackle him! Keyword “tried”

Uzi managed to calm you down after you go to smack the big toaster with a arm you found on the floor.

“Hey hey I’m not a threat! At least Uzi said so!” She nods in appreciation.

After you finally calmed down, they brought you back to their temporary home. N managed to convince Uzi that a home is better than a broken down spaceship anyway.

Entering the house, you found another disassembly drone, bound but not gagged.

As she spits insults to you and Uzi, N drags you both into the hallways to let her cool down.

Uzi states that she will calm her down, taking a bucket of oil with her. You doubt the procedure but N places a reassuring hand on your shoulder.

You shove his hand off, distrustful of his intentions. He frowns a little

Disheartened, he apologizes and asks for you to follow him to a spare room in the house. He holds out his hand for you to take.

“I know I’m not really that trustworthy, but I’ll make it up to you, I swear!” He smiles softly.

If Uzi trusts him, you figure that maybe he won’t try to eat your entrails at night.

Begrudgingly, you grab his hand. Smiling, he leads you through the hallway, passing by a door marked with a skull and explosions. Clearly this is Uzi’s door

His door is open, decorated with children’s drawings. The cabinets packed with crayons and books, you doubted the drone was able to even comprehend anything other than murder. But his surprisingly patient attitude made you think otherwise, he apologized again for scaring you back you first met. He didn’t think you were alive when he was about to bite into you. Who knew playing dead was a bad idea.

He opens a door to a third room, the blank room slightly covered in ash with bland furniture. You smile, you never had a bedroom of your own. N lets go of your hand, you had forgotten about it, and he sits on the chair.

“See, it’s all clear, no danger here!” He says pointing his finger guns at you.

He is rather silly, you liked that. There wasn’t many renegade droids out there to conversation with, the little emo toaster was too busy complicating her plan of genocide against humanity. tHe fAlLEn gODs WhO AbaNDonEd yOu

That was strange. . .

V was too busy complaining about the quality of the oil and throwing out threats, so she’s not really someone you want to be around. Maybe she’ll mellow down soon enough. Or she’s making a plan of attack! or maybe you are too paranoid…

You sat down on the bed, N smiling as always. The bed isn’t too fluffy, sorta stiff, but a bed is a bed! N leaves for the hallway, saying he has something to show you.

When he returned, he brings a pack of crayons and a blank paper.

“Here, if you ever get bored!” He shows you one of his drawings, a poorly drawn dog. You giggle a little, it was bad. Really bad.

He asks you to draw something that you like, you obliged him, he was kind to you after all. Maybe he wants get to know you better?

You drew a horse best as you could, but your cold hands could only do so much. You felt a soft arm envelop your body, N was hugging you. You should’ve shoved him off, but warmth is something you were yearning for. Every alarm bell was yelling for you to shove him off, but you let him hold you anyways.

Hmm, maybe this isn’t so bad…

A few weeks later, V is a little more tolerable, she is no longer trying to murder or manipulate you.

“How do you even fix yourself?” You asked an injured V, after another one of her failed escape attempts.

“With the ENTRAILS OF THE INNOCENT”

“Yeah yeah, whatever” you say finishing the repairs on her leg.

You throw away the tools on the table, heading towards the hallway. Passing by N’s room, you decide to peak inside, wondering what he has been up to.

Illuminated by a dim lamp, N was painting a zoo with paint he created with melted crayons. He had drawn the walls and the gate of his zoo, but there were no animals. You remembered his gift of crayons, maybe you could help.

You knock his door once you return, asking if you could join him. He lets you inside, gleefully thanking you for the crayons.

As N melts down the crayons, you grab a paintbrush, ready to help him.

As you wait for the crayons to melt, you take a look at the pallet that N was using to paint. Your reach for it, but slip on a spot of fallen paint. Before you hit the floor, you felt N’s hands grasp your stomach chasis.

“H- hey” N said awkwardly, a small smile on his interface. His eyes showing concern, a small blush showing on his face.

“Um- thanks” you said awkwardly, small blushes appearing on your interface.

He lifts you up with one hand, helping you balance yourself. Using his other to hold your waist, still blushing throughout.

After you both settled down and began to paint, you calmed down but N kept his distance from you. There was silence between you two, you didn’t mind, it was always like this.

While painting a crude drawing of a horse, N dropped his paintbrush. You reached down just as he did as well, your hand wasn’t faster than a disassembly drone, but it was still fast.

You both looked at each other, your hands were touching, yours on top of his. N’s interface light up with yellow blushes, you blubbered out an apology, blushing throughout. He doesn’t look so bad…

You let go of his hand, he apologizes, you say it’s ok. You both look at each other for a while, you’d expected N to say one of his usual quips, but he doesn’t. The soft howling of the wind conceals the noise of the door creaking open, as you and N try to say something.

“HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHHH” You and N stood up quickly, separating your hands from one another to avoid suspicion.

“See! I told you emo toaster, the traitorous wimp and his little partner are so in loooooovvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee!” V yelled out, still bound in her restraints. She must’ve broke free and hopped here!

You and N denied this accusation; with you shaking your head, while N uses his arms to display his dissatisfaction.

Uzi drags V back to her prison, but not before asking for details about her discovery.

“HEY, WE WERN’T DOING ANYTHING!!!” N yelped, hoping that Uzi and V are fooled, they aren’t.

He closes the door, silent, he looks at you.

“Hey, that was… wasn’t… I” His interface ran an excuse program, you smiled softly.

You walked over and reached out your hand, he hesitated, so you grabbed his hand. The soft appearance of his metal giving away to a a rough texture, you placed a small peck on his cheek.

N’s interface gave away to a reboot program, his blushes still showing. He tried to blubber something out, he couldn’t, so you open his door and head to your room.

Before you enter the hallway, you tell him “and for the record, I really like your project”

“T- Thanks y/n”

I hope I did well!!!

#N #x reader #murder drones #uzi doorman #Uzi #V #thank you so much for requesting this! #request #murder drones x reader

[thebunniwagon]

Hi!!!

I’m new to the Murder Drones fandom!

Please request some drone x reader head cannons, I’ll write it!

#murder drones #x reader #N #V #Uzi #reader insert #request #Thad #J

[thebunniwagon]

We love him as well

[thebunniwagon]

We love him your Honor!

Fake captain america needs to choke on his star spangled banner

[thebunniwagon]

Sometimes I hate you all, this isn’t one of those times. The rest are.

I made this so now all y'all have to look at it.

[thebunniwagon]

Look at him!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I love that this is the same person

[thebunniwagon]

Context makes a character.

I agree i feel John Walker gets a lot of hate, even saying he worse than Zemo like i love Zemo but no way is he worse person than him, John Walker like said was created by them, he had the pressure of being Captain America, filling Steve Rogers boots and then his friend was killed and he snapped and killed a guy who was involved, maybe could handled it better but think anyone probably be angry at person who was involved in killing his friend even if Karli was the actual killer, the guy he killed wasn't an innocent person.

As I’ve always said, dear anon, it’s all about story framing. Zemo in this story was framed in a protagonist way, he got to be funny and quirky and helpful, and that allows the audience to get caught up in the moment of liking him while brushing aside the fact of what he’d done before. But unfortunately everything John went through was presented and framed negatively, even when he’s trying to do good things, it’s framed to be questionable or uneasy, like his earnestness can’t be trusted, and that kind of mistrust the story placed onto him allows the audience to think he’s nefarious and malicious even when he’s not. He is the one who has to fight the uphill battle from day one.

If John had been the protagonist of the series, people would have understood his reasons and would have even supported him, after all, we saw people do it with characters like Tony, Wanda, T’Challa, Valkyrie, and baby Groot. People talk a lot about morality, but they have no problems letting protagonists they love get away with immoral things because the story frames it differently or makes it look fun. John didn’t have all those advantages, in fact the story leaned into all the tricks to paint his trauma in a negative and villainous light.

Hopefully now that he’s finally out of Steve’s shadow, people will stop holding him up to impossible standards they never hold the other heroes to.

[thebunniwagon]

Ah yes, “research”

tfw you’re looking for bearded pictures of Wyatt (uh, no reason) and you stumble into THESE??? So anyway, here’s the link to some more.

[thebunniwagon]

We must root out the spies, feed them to my bunnies.

Okay, so I’m going to address something because some of you fandom folks really need to understand boundaries and minding your own business.

Apparently some John Walker haters went “undercover” into a John Walker fan group chat to basically spy on people so they can judge them. All this because they can’t comprehend why there is a fan group for a fictional character they didn’t like. 😑

So let me just make this clear. Some people could not understand why a fictional character they didn’t like have a fan chat group, and instead of just moving on and ignoring it like a normal person, they decided to make fake accounts to sneak in so they can spy on other people and get info so they can insult and attack real life people and call them “idiots” while lecturing about how using the R word is inappropriate.

Can you see the hypocrisy here?

These people hate a fictional character for being horrible and bad and killing and a liar, yet this fictional character literally hasn’t done anything to hurt real people. However, these people ARE going after real people by lying and being manipulative and attacking real people OVER A FUCKING TV SHOW.

There’s literally more than a few John Walker hate chat groups they could join to hate on him all they want, yet they decided to spend their time lying their way to get into a fan group with the sole purpose of humiliating REAL PEOPLE for liking a fucking fictional character.

All I’m going to say here is, people who are fans of John Walker aren’t the bad guys here. They aren’t sneaking into Sam or Bucky or other fan groups just to humiliate real people. These fans chose to make their own space to interact in out of respect for other fans. The chat group is very clear about what it is and if it’s not your thing then you don’t have to interact and can stay away from it.

This is literally like having a fic author tag warnings about their writing and you still chose to interact and then get pissy with the author about not liking the stuff they warned you about already. Who’s fucking fault is it that you can’t behave like a responsible adult and stay away from what you don’t like when things are properly tagged?

Y’all lecture about morality and decency while possessing none by going after real life people is the height of fandom hypocrisy and shows more of your real life character than people just liking a fictional character.

Grow the fuck up.