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FAQ/Guidelines

#ok obviously I have to reblog this to my combination gomens/mdzs blog #this is pretty easy to answer imo...I see most ppl agree #polls

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"Lol, your d+d group made you be the cleric?"

You don't want to roleplay someone who thinks she's her deity's favorite prophet? Who won't admit why she was kicked out of the clergy? Who's a little too happy to see her teammates grievously injured so she can show off her healing powers? She's my best blorba yet

#I mean I tried to make her a boring support/healer but everyone else immediately said 'I like how you're breaking the 'good cleric' #stereotype. she's so creepy it's really funny' and I was like damn am I that bad at playing a good guy. Ok then corruption arc here we go #If this was a different and longer campaign I'd have her become a necromancer but this is almost over so best I can do is she has a crush o #the evil paladin. And keeps accidentally saying very mean things to everyone she meets #asdfkjl just remembered her basically implying 'i assume the mother left you' and 'it's not really your kid is it?' #while healing this single father who'd been shot lmao #...anyway. if you think clerics arent fun its a skill issue

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Gonna be real with you did not expect us to have intra-party social class conflict as a focus of the campaign and if I did I wouldn't have made a character in exile with no money

#I'll play it out but goddamn. girl went from 'It's not easy being the most virtuous person on the team but someone has to do it' to #'wait you guys are actually evil I thought you were doing a bit' #guysss I thought we agreed to be nice to each other this campaign. Sorry for trying to kill you with my last character once #...ok i do deserve this actually

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Round 7: The Death Is Temporary (The King Shall Rise Again)

#you guys are gonna let jesus lose? On Easter?

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character who;s doomed form the start but not because of tragedy or anything but because they're a woman and their writer is a misogynist

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Ok ok spring break is over i'm not working on my novelization of the campaign anymore im doing homework I prommy but it sure made me appreciate that I really was playing a chaotic evil character and I was so in her head that I am only now realizing how in the wrong she always was... The method acting was so real. Now I'm rereading what I roleplayed her doing and im like damn. Can't believe she did that

#it was such a fun campaign bc we all made evil characters on purpose and were constantly screwing each other over #i was LIVING for the drama #jo plays dee and dee

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One of the other players in my dnd group wants our characters to fall in love and you know what, why not, their chemistry is undeniable. But it's sad that my dnd character is getting a date before me. She's only two months old

#He's gay and I'm lesbian so I'm 70% sure this won't get weird #if anything all the other guys at the table are cishet and idk if they can tell we aren't so. Sorry if this looks het to the viewers. #I also designed my character as a lesbian but he texted me and I was like OMG theyd be the weirdest couple ever I have to see this #the thing is he already had told the group about his (very unique) new char before I came up with mine and I said lol wouldn't it be funny #if I made her a narrative foil to him #me@me: you FOOL!! That's a recipe for soulmates!!!

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Writes several pages about my new character using way too many words I learned from sociology classes: I may have overthought this a bit

#can’t help it she’s a cleric and religions are fascinating and fantasy religions are so cool to make shit up about #I decided her religion is matriarchal bc they worship a goddess so I’m making her like a benevolent reverse sexist #she’s like aw you boys are so brave for going adventuring on your own 🥺 don’t worry I’ll protect you poor things 😌 #it can’t last very long now that she’s out of the convent and seeing the rest of the world but it helped me come up with some of her flaws #jo plays Dee and Dee

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Cangse Sanren, the magnus archives au

sure look into the pretty lady's eyes, of course she doesn't know all of your secrets why would you think that

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•I just imagine her being incredibly good at her job and having way too much fun to be truly terrified

•oh my the lightless flame was the last thing she was working on before she passed woow bet her orphaned son won't be interested at all in all that and won't meet the messiah of that cult and make a pact to stop their ritual later on naaah that would be crazy

•i mean i just HAD to put this woman in a fancy suit and pants

•*spy music starts playing*

#mdzs tma au #cangse sanren #mdzs fanart #she’s so cool!!

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Good Omens season 3

Ep 1: Crowley and Aziraphale’s big divorce (not gay) (best episode of the season)

Ep 2: Jesus shows up or whatever. God I’m not looking forward to this plotline and Neil’s tenuous grasp of american evangelicism despite it being the entire background of the story. Jesus says “Why can’t we all just get along :(” while the angels in Heaven argue and Aziraphale watches a tiny tv hidden in his desk that shows him everything Crowley is doing at all times. Michael Sheen’s acting saves the episode.

Ep 3: Crowley sits in the Bentley listening to Love of My Life by Queen while sobbing. Neil posts something like “sometimes the love of your life is your work best friend <3”. Georgia Tennant posts a candid pic of David with his red Crowley hair wearing his assortment of pride pins and looking at Michael like this 🥺 in retaliation.

Ep 4: Random Gabriel and Beelzebub minisode. They are shown having straight missionary sex in Alpha Centauri while listening to Buddy Holly. They hear about the upcoming Rapture and decide maybe they should go back and help out. For some reason this is the whole episode.

Ep 5: The Rapture raptures. Theologically, ideologically, and narratively we are left with a lot of questions. Features an extended close up on the new carabiner on Uriel’s belt, which is widely praised on tumblr as meaningful lesbian coding. Aziraphale and Crowley reconcile in a scene so poorly written but so well acted that several new mental illnesses are invented.

Ep 6: Aziraphale and Crowley save the world or whatever. Jesus says “gay is ok!” and gives a big thumbs up to the camera. Nina and Maggie chastely kiss in front of a cheering crowd with absolutely no chemistry whatsoever. Neil wins a GLAAD award for this scene specifically. At the last second Aziraphale and Crowley kiss like they are trying to climb into each others ribcages, because at least David and Michael love us. Unfortunately the scene is so poorly lit and blocked that the tumblr gifs of it look like absolute shit.

#I’m about to be late for something so I can’t read this but the first sentence was very promising I’ll be back in a couple hours

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Part of the reason I want to be a cleric is I once screwed over the cleric so bad in the last campaign I immediately thought ok I deserve to reincarnate as a cleric and get the same treatment

#he was trying to keep us alive and got pushed into lava and it was all because I chose to start a very obviously avoidable fight #because I HAD to be in character because I made my character a little shit #not this time. I’m just a little nun now you wouldn’t hit a girl with glasses would you? and a holy relic?? #jo plays Dee and Dee

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Ok I’ll admit I don’t understand dnd clerics it’s kind of hard to imagine what a religious person who gets actual magic powers from their obviously real god would be like other than like. Egotistical

#got so caught up in deciding on the sexiest habit to give her I forgot the personality again I’m sorry women #it’s chill my last characters personality started w one word and she’s an icon now I’ll make it up as I go right…

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you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built

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The trope I appreciate very much

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Trying to find reference images to design my new dnd character and I gotta say, it’s almost funny how bad the difference is when a google image search includes the word ‘priest’ vs ‘priestess’

#and like I’m gay I get it my first idea looked like the sluttiest nun ever #but then I used my feminist brain and decided that wasn’t very realistic #her boobs are inside her shirt now…I’m sorry women #jo plays Dee and Dee

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Picrews I use for online RPG

Got into online roleplaying? Your DM needs a character token and you want something else than google-searching random people’s art that may fit your character’s description? Or are you a DM looking for quick NPC tokens and portraits? Try these picrews!

(This is a completely personal post, my intention is to keep these as in-setting as possible so I’m omiting the overly simplistic styles and anime styles)

Humanoid characters:

Baydews avatar maker V. 2.0 - Supports characters in fantasy settings. Supports heterochromia.

Tiefling maker - Great for characters in fantasy settings, not only for Tieflings!

Djarn’s character maker - No clothing choices for fantasy settings, but it’s a very detailed realistic portrait maker.

Bright’s picrew hell - A bit more cartoonish but has a lot of options for humans and fantasy creatures. Supports heterochromia.

Cute D&D character creator - Something more lighthearted if you want to see your OCs as cute chibis.

Murmur Character Creator - Not many “fantasy” option but it’s good for creating a nice female character portrait.

Dragon Age elf/human maker - For fairly realistic female elves and humans

The Dragon Prince Elf creator - The Dragon Prince style, elves/elvish characters, has horn options too. No clothings.

Hadingley Hill maker - medieval/renaissance portrait maker

Fantasy Icon Maker - For fantasy characters. Supports heterochromia.

Fantasy icon maker - another nice maker with many options

Fantasy girl - elvish/human female characters

Fantasy Hero Creator - Simple maker with some nicely detailed elements

Female human&elf / Male human&elf - a detailed fantasy maker

Muscular female / Muscular male -  a detailed fantasy maker for buff characters

Fairytale duet M/M | F/F | F/M - Humans/elves, realistic skin tones only.

Mystical elf maker - Cute elf girl portrait maker

Elvish character creator - Elf lady. Limited realistic skintones but nice clothing and background choices

Non-humanoid characters:

Dracthyr Maker - For all your dragons and dragonkin

Dragon PNGtuber Base Generator - Dragon base/lineart only. 

DnD Frog Maker - Frog people

Catfolk Maker - Cat people

Dragonborn - dragon people

Wolf / werewolf designer - Wolf face portrait with many nice options

Werewolf - fantasy werewolf

Anthro character creator - Various animal people

Animals:

Wolf&dog - Fluffy friend custimizable with apparel

felidaze’s cool cat creator - Cats with lots of options

Wolf Maker - simple wolf creator

My Froggie - Fantasy frogs

Mouse Warrior - For all you Mouseguard/Mausritter players!

RATS!! - Realistic rat portrait maker

gay rat maker - realistic fullbody rat with apparel

Mouse Guard Maker - Creator for Mouse Guard characters

This is a resource for private online gaming between you and your friends, no commercial/advertisement usage!

#reblogging for ref I’m gonna go wild tomorrow