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Incorrect quotes.

Ah, another relationship type to add to my collection: the chill one and the feral one.

Scene: having coffee at a cafe with a friend

1, relaxed posture: “-So I just kinda payed for the other guy’s drink, it didn’t seem worth starting a fight over.”

2: “wow, you’re like such a chill dude. I’m excited to meet your boyfriend, I bet he’s pretty laid back like you too.”

1 chucking into his drink: “Never become a gambling man, 2.”

Off in the distance: “WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE-“

Cue car honking, a cat’s “MAEEEIRWW!!!!”, and metallic sizzle bangs of violence “WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING TO THAT NICE LADY?!?”

1, sighing long sufferingly: “I’ll be right back” *gets up and leaves only to return pulling a 5’6 feral man who is shaking his fist, yelling, “YOU GET BACK HERE YOU RAT SACK PIECE OF SHIT!!” Into the distance.*

1, gesturing to 3: so this is my boyfriend, we’ve been dating 3 months now…

#funny #meme #memes #lol #lolz #why am i like this #fan fiction #star wars #obi wan x anakin #feral oc #incorrect quotes #haha funny #hahaha #I wrote this with anakin and obi-wan in mind and tell me that I’m wrong

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Dancing under the stars

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“It was different than he had anticipated but it was wonderful.

There was no judgement here, and every step, every move, was their own.

Logan caught glances of Remus when they came back together and he grinned every time they met eyes. Never would he regret changing his life course to be with Remus and dance on this very night. Would they dance every year on the anniversary of their engagement? Would they go out beneath the stars and move until their bones protested?

Logan hoped so.”

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This is from the retired cowboy au #cowboysandersau I really wanted to draw dancing and this scene popped into my head.

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Bro this looks like the better higher quality version of a painting I made, the neon is on FLEEK

Goodnight and goodluck, Night City 🌙

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What do you do when confronted with with your Secret identity? Deny! 

I am in a good mood so I decided to share this crack idea I had a few nights ago. @noir-renard helped with some parts of the ideas so check them out! If it’s in bold the the idea was from them. Sorry in advance for this mess of a post.

Somehow some way The Justice League runs into a very sleep deprived Phantom. When asked for his name Danny accidental replies with his civilian name. Out of pure embarrassment he just leaves, goes home and sleeps.

So the next morning when the JLA is knocking on his front door, interrupting his coffee, Danny does the most logical thing and denies everything.

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Danny: “Yeah no this happens a lot actually. His name is Danny Phantom, which sounds a lot like Danny Fenton. With us being named Danny and living in Amity we get switched around all the damn time.”

Because like what can they do, if when presented with evidence Danny just like “that isn’t me.” I like to imagine Barry in particular is calling his BS

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Barry: “But he said Fenton!”

Danny: “Well you heard wrong Mister Flash ” *sips coffee*

Barry: “You look just like him!”

Danny: *Shrug shoulders* “Merely a coincidence.”

Barry: “We have video evidence of you transforming behind a burger joint.”

Danny: “Whoa there buddy you are staring to sound a lot like Wes.

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Danny: "You think I am ghost? Well could a ghost do this?" *Smacks hand against the wall*

Barry, now unsure of himself: "Uh, I don't know?"

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Danny: “Look Mr. The Flash, if it's really that important to you I guess you can pretend I'm Phantom, but as you can see I'm an alive boy. Do you want me to be a not-alive boy that badly? I don't know how to take that.”

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Imagine the Fenton parents hearing the justice league accusing Danny of being Phantom.

Maddie: “How dare you you compare our Danny to that ghost?!”

Danny sipping coffee in the background: 👀☕️ “You tell ‘em mom!”

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Ignore this god awful post just a little idea I had.

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three professional minecrafters explore a lush cave, absolutely nothing can go wrong

1 elf was harmed in the making of this piece

this was my piece for @hermitzine ! check the full zine here:

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Just has a strawberry slushee that is now white, is this what it feels like to suck someone’s soul out?

#funny #meme #memes #lol #lolz #why am i like this #haha funny #hahaha #happy #i’m bad at humor #shitpost

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You forgot NIM rods tho, I think those ones take the cake

Behold

¡The emerald/netherite fishing rod!

He loves his collection

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does he actually have no idea or is he fucking with them who knows

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Me when I burn the muffins

WHAT HAVE I DONE?

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In retrospect after remembering Elyan died because he couldn’t wait two seconds for the only competent one to arrive, i have decided to revoke patience and perseverance from his options

Y’all remember that one episode of Merlin, where the bridge guy called Arthur courage, gwaine strength, and Merlin magic? Well this is what I think the others would canonically be.

Merlin: magic. This is very self explanatory.

Arthur: courage. This is because he will face god himself if it means he can rescue his boyfriend manservant.

Gwaine: strength. I think this doesn’t really have to do with physical strength, but rather gwaine being the glue strong enough to hold the group together and keep their spirits high.

Lancelot: honor. *insert a montage of people calling lancelot honorable* I mean... pretty self explanatory.

Leon: Loyalty. Loyal to arthur from day one and let’s be honest, even above Uther. Leon would pretty much stab himself before he would betray Arthur in anyway.

Percival: Virtue. Percival is frankly just a big ole teddy bear. He’s quiet, but he does what’s right except for when being manipulated by a Lamia but we’re going to overlook that.

Elyan: Elyan is hard because he doesn’t do anything prodominant except die, no offense to him. I have a few options for him: humility, integrity, patience, percerverance.

Dis be my take on it, feel free to use it for your fan fiction writing it any whack fan theories you have.

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So maybe I have a lot of feelings

This is a threat

#funny #meme #memes #lol #lolz

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Eating the foam off of my root beer is the closest I will ever get to eating a cloud

#clouds #memes #meme #funny #lol #lolz #crackers #foaming at the mouth #eating clouds #you wish you could inhale foam like me

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Das a baby

Was someone going to tell me that Marvel comics has a shark puppy, or was I supposed to figure that out myself?

This is Jeff, and hOLY SHIT, he is BABY

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Hey can someone help me out, what meme is this called and where can I find it non blurry?

#help me #meme #memes #funny #help a girl out #reverse image search #I need the memes

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OH MY GOD THIS IS ADORABLE AKXNJAHXBSN

Heroes at Home

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The year is 2035 they invaded quickly, turned man against man and woman against woman, nobody knew who they could trust anymore. They called them the Crean. Crean, not very smart but very good pretenders and will stab you in the back any chance they get. They take human form, causing distrust against the population. My comrades and I are hiding out when an older man, approaches. “He could be one of Them, don’t go out there!” I sigh, “we have to try! Look, I’ll go check it out if this one’s legit.

I approach:

“RAVIOLI RAVIOLI!”

He drops his bags and replies:

“GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI!

Certain, I turn back to my friends, “yep. this one’s legit.”

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Logan’s Thank You 💙